Bitter Karella

Midnight Pals: Chip off the old block

Added 2023-10-30 18:45:42 +0000 UTC

Joe Hill: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society I call this the tale of the really creative guy and his vampire car
King: wow that’s the chip off the old block! I’m proud of you
Barker: oh god not another horror car

Hill: so there’s a type of people called “strong creatives” that have cool and disgusting superpowers
Hill: the bad guy uses a really cool car to steal kids and take them to Christmasland-
King: what kind of car, son?
King: tell me more about
King: the car

Hill: so the bad guy is called Charlie Manx
Hill: he seems very charming but watch out!

Hill: so there’s Charlie Manx, he walks into a monster bad guy bar and the other bad guys, boy, they all get scared!
King: gosh, joe! he must be really bad news!
Hill: like samara and freddy krueger? They see him coming and they leave! He is just! That! Bad!
King: wow!

Hill: oh yeah he's the scariest!
King: wow!
Hill: even pennywise is scared of him!
King: w-
King:
Barker: ah ha ha ha!!
Barker: hey steve what do you think of that
Barker: don't be shy steve let's hear it
Barker: what do you think of your precious baby boy's story ah ha ha

Hill: you always do this dad! You always kinshame my OCs and I won’t have any of it this time!
King: but joe, you can’t just spook penny wise!
King: He’s like
King: he's like some kind of glowing space spider!

Hill: fine! New story! I call this The Tale of the Balloon kid
Dean Koontz: oh I love balloons!
Hill: so there’s this kid named Art
Hill: and he’s inflatable
Roald Dahl: hehehehehehe ohhh?