Midnight Pals: Book Endorsement

Stephen King: you guys, have you read the new JK Rowling book?
King: this cormorant strike is just incredible stuff!
King: it's amazing that she still finds time to write!
King: since she's probably busy with other stuff
King: i really haven't checked

King: not really sure what she's doing when she's not writing cormorant strike
King: probably normal writer things
King: luckily, i don't need to worry about that!

King: when i read cormorant strike, it's like i'm reading harry potter again!
Poe: ah yes steve, you did like harry potter
King: i LOVE harry potter!
King: harry potter made my mid-life magical!

King: i mean it's like harry potter, sorta of
King: if you think about it
Poe: steve
King: i mean if harry potter was a detective with really bad gas
Poe: steve
King: i just really wanna recapture that mid-life adulthood magic i got with harry potter!!

King: i just love cormorant strike!
Barker: steve are you ok
Barker: where's joe
Barker: does she have joe?
Barker: is that what's going on here?
Poe: no clive he just
Poe: he really likes harry potter

JK Rowling: hello children
Stephen King: joanne! i really love your new cormorant strike book
King: but i have one criticism
Rowling: a criticissssm?  
Rowling: who do you think you are
Rowling: [suspiciously] let me measure your larynx

Rowling: whatsss thiss criticissm
King: well, i think cormorant strike would be better
King: if the detectives were all going to a sort of boarding school for detectives
Rowling:
King: and also they should be divided into 4 houses with different scarves

King: maybe there could be a special hat that decides which house each detective goes to
Rowling: you're just reinventing harry potter
King: no no it would be totally different
King: like it could be a deerstalker hat

King: maybe they could play some kind of detective-based sports game that doesn't make a whole lot of sense?
Rowling:
King: [breaking down] please! i just want more harry potter!
Rowling: NO.
Rowling: i write sscreedss now

Barker: i just think its great how how you find time to write books between all the transphobia
Poe: clive
Rowling:
Barker: actually thats not right
Barker: really kind of implies you pause the transphobia to write the books
Rowling: