Midnight Pals: The Halloween Factory 3
Added 2023-10-25 19:01:42 +0000 UTCBradbury: you! ape! clown! cenobite! frankenstein! wolf man! italian!
Bradbury: why do you wear those costumes?
King: well, it's halloween, ray, you see-
Bradbury: no YOU do not see
Bradbury: do not see the magic, the mystery, the wonder
Bradbury: of halloween!
Bradbury: the calendar has many days but only one halloween!
Bradbury: can it be that you've forgotten? forgotten the magic?
King: ray, what are you talking about
Bradbury: he's forgotten! forgotten!
Bradbury: you! clown! do you know why you dress like that?
King: ah well, see, for halloween i thought i would be my own original character and
Bradbury: cenobite! do you know why you dress like that?
Barker: cuz it's fucking hot
Bradbury: and you! italian! why do you wear those colors?
Lovecraft: u-uh well the green represents pesto and the white is parmesan and the red
Bradbury: none of you know! none of you know!
Poe: ray what are you talking about
Bradbury: none of you know
Bradbury the true meaning of halloween!
Bradbury: but tonight
Bradbury: oh my friends
Bradbury: tonight you will learn
Bradbury: for learning the true meaning of halloween
Bradbury: is the only way to save your friend
Bradbury: for learning the true meaning of halloween
Bradbury: is the only way to save your friend
King: dean! what happened to dean?
King: was it those bullies from clarion west?
King: i swear, if they harm one hair on dean's head--!
Bradbury: no, clown, it is not clarion west behind it this time
Bradbury: your dean was whisked away by
Bradbury: by
Bradbury: look the important thing is you're all gonna learn the haunted history of halloween tonight
Lisa Morton: but i already know-
Bradbury: NO YOU DON'T
Lisa Morton: see, halloween actually began as the pagan harvest festival of samhain-
Bradbury: NO it began as a celebration of childhood whimsy and freckle-faced mischief!
Bradbury: your history has no place here!
Bradbury: come! come with me!
Bradbury: we'll return to the beginning!
Bradbury: to the very first halloween!
King: you can't mean-
Bradbury: that's right!
Bradbury: back 2000 years!
Bradbury: to a little manger in bethlehem
Bradbury: to witness the birth of dracula!
Comments
my work here is done! XD
Bitter Karella
2023-10-25 22:58:14 +0000 UTChell yes
Claire Hiria Ahuriri-Dunning
2023-10-25 21:29:17 +0000 UTCI was not ready for that last line. OMG, so glad I took my asthma medicine a few minutes ago or else I wouldn't have been able to get enough air to laugh like that!
Jonathan A Bennett
2023-10-25 19:10:09 +0000 UTC