Midnight Pals: Not an Artist

HP Lovecraft: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the scary painting
Lovecraft: so this guy makes a painting that's SO scary
Barker: oh yeah? what's so scary about it?
Lovecraft: here i'll
Lovecraft: i'll show you

Lovecraft: [scribbling on paper] here, i'll just draw it for you
Lovecraft: there!
Barker:
Barker: ahahahahah
Barker: that sucks, man
Lovecraft: well, i'm not an artist
Barker: guys, look at this terrible picture howard drew
Lovecraft: i said i'm not an artist! >:

Poe: c'mon clive don't be mean
Barker: it's just not good
Poe: it's a perfectly fine lizard
Lovecraft: it's a dog!
Poe:
Poe: oh
Poe: huh
Lovecraft: i-it's obviously a dog!
Lovecraft: dean would recognize it
Lovecraft: right dean?
Koontz:

Barker: so that's pickman's scary picture huh? a lizard?
Lovecraft: it's a dog!
Lovecraft: a-and
Lovecraft: this isn't even what the picture really looks like okay??
Lovecraft: this is just
Lovecraft: it's a tribute!

Lovecraft: see, if i actually drew the REAL picture
Lovecraft: it would make you go insane, so see i can't draw it
Lovecraft: i just have to draw
Lovecraft: THIS
Lovecraft: you know
Lovecraft: so you can get the vibe
Barker: oh yeah, great save, howard, great sav

Lovecraft: o-okay maybe this isn't really communicating how scary the dog picture really is
Lovecraft: what if i drew
Lovecraft: like
Lovecraft: a tombstone here...?
Lovecraft: right next to the dog
King: oh wow, that does make it scarier
Barker: no it doesn't

Barker: lol this sucks man
Lovecraft: i'm not done yet!!
Lovecraft:
Lovecraft: what if i drew some bats
Lovecraft: bats are scary
Barker: sure
King: wow! this picture is really coming together
King: gettin' some chills here
Barker:
Barker: they look like halloween garlands