Midnight Pals: Hooker
Added 2023-08-15 22:34:09 +0000 UTCM. Lopes da Silva: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the hooker
da Silva: it’s about a hooker
da Silva: who hooks back
da Silva: Let me set the scene for ya
da Silva: 1984. Los Angeles. The city of angels.
da Silva: how ironic cuz there ain’t no angels in this neon hellscape of vaporwave squiggles and
da Silva: you know
da Silva: floating tiger stripe triangles against an electric checkerboard grid
da Silva: but watch out!
da Silva: there’s a killer stalking the city of angels
da Silva: a killer targeting sex workers
Stephen King: but surely they could go to the police for help!
da Silva: oh my sweet summer child
da Silva: there’s a beast terrorizing los angeles
da Silva: a beast with a badge
George Romero: ACAB
da Silva: yeah that’s right
da Silva: ACAB indeed
da Silva: until one hooker
da Silva: decides she’s had enough and she’s not gonna take it anymore
da Silva: she’s cleaning up the streets, one hook at a time
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
da Silva: i mean, that’s her weapon of choice
da Silva: a big hook
da Silva: see, you just spin it like this [drops scythe]
da Silva: no wait, let me try it again [drops scythe]
da Silva: no wait here, i got it [drops scythe]
King: i guess that’s a lot harder to wield than the movies let on
da Silva: GODDAMNIT i' almost got it [drops scythe]
da Silva: ok check it out
da Silva: watch, the avenging hooker’s all [drops scythe]
da Silva: DAMNIT
da Silva: well, just imagine i’m posing twirling it
da Silva: it would look real badass
King: oh yeah i can see it
Poe: that would be badass
