Midnight Pals: Escape Antics

HP Lovecraft: s-so my editor at weird tales wants me to ghost write a story
Lovecraft: for harry houdini
King: harry houdini? the famous escape artist?
King: wow, howard, what an opportunity!
Lovecraft: i guess
King: whats the matter howard
Lovecraft: i just
Lovecraft:
Lovecraft: what kind of name is houdini

Harry Houdini: pick a card! pick any card!
Lovecraft: ok
Houdini: is it
Houdini: the ace of spades??????
Lovecraft: wow! what the
Lovecraft: it is!
Lovecraft: that's incredible!
Lovecraft: they should call you "harry how'd he do that"

Lovecraft: cuz people are gonna be wondering "how'd he do that"
Houdini: "harry how'd he do that"
Houdini: hmm that's good
Houdini: damnit i should have thought of that

Lovecraft: ya know harry
Lovecraft: you're alright
Lovecraft: for an italian
Houdini: oh houdini's just a stage name
Lovecraft: oh good!
Houdini: my real name is weisz
Lovecraft:

Houdini: so there i was
Houdini: trapped in the bowels of the pyramid
Houdini: mummies to the left of me
Houdini: mummies to the right of me
Houdini: and that's when
Houdini: i started to get mad

Houdini: and that's the story of my egyptian vacation
Lovecraft: wait a minute
Lovecraft: did any of that really happen?
Houdini: no, not really
Lovecraft:
Lovecraft: do you take constructive criticism?

Lovecraft: what if
Lovecraft: instead of mummies
Lovecraft: you met some eldritch abominations?
Houdini: but still in the pyramid, right?
Lovecraft: oh yeah yeah the pyramid is great
Lovecraft: people love a good pyramid

Houdini: so there i was
Houdini: trapped in the bowels of the pyramid
Houdini: eldritch horrors from beyond infinity to the left of me
Houdini: eldritch horrors from beyond infinity to the right of me
Houdini: and that's when
Houdini: i started to get mad

Arthur Conan Doyle: wow!
Doyle: i can't believe that's a real story that really happened!
Doyle: to think! proof that eldritch space monsters are real!
Doyle: proof in our time!

Doyle: harry, how did you escape from the pyramid
Houdini: [tapping nose conspiratorially]
Doyle: aw c'mon!
Doyle: c'mon!
Doyle:
Doyle: C'MON!

Houdini: so there i was
Houdini: the world's greatest escape artist
Houdini: trapped in a mind-boggling pyramid trap
Houdini: by an eldritch horror
Frank Belknap Long: what if the eldritch horror was a giant hot sexy wolf with six arms and big boobs

Houdini: i
Houdini: what
Long: like in bend your knees to the brain tease
Houdini:
Houdini: what
Long: god i wish that was me
Long: lost in her pyramid
Edward Lee: whats this about boobs