Midnight Pals: Long Longfellow War

King: hey edgar how's it going?
King: you still fighting your little longfellow war?
Poe: i will fight it as long as i have to, steve
Poe: the world must know that longfellow is a maudlin hack
Poe: and waif sucks ass
Samantha Kolesnik:
Poe: no no i mean longfellow's waif

Poe: my next editorial will deliver the killing blow
Poe: that wealthy & triumphant gentleman of elegant leisure! ooo he burns me up!
Koontz: edgar! i have an idea for your next editorial!
Poe: thanks dean but i don't really need
Koontz: "longfellow? more like wrong smello!"
Poe:

Koontz: get it? "wrong smello"
Poe: yes dean i get it
Koontz: can you use that?
Poe: i
Poe:
Poe: well
Barker: ha ha yeah edgar CAN YOU?
Poe: clive
Barker: you should definitely use that
King: actually it is pretty funny
Poe: don't you start too now steve

Poe: look i don't need help in my little longfellow war
Poe: i am perfectly capable of owning longfellow on my own
Barker: oh yeah how you gonna do that?
Poe: simple
Poe: with facts and logic
Poe: by the end you might say that longfellow will be
Poe: hoisted by his own petard

Barker: oh my god edgar you're so bad at this
Barker: don't you know the first thing about starting a flame war?
Poe: what are you talking about, i'm holding my own
Barker: ok so first you need to make some sock puppet
King: he's got outis
Barker: oh right he does have outis

Poe: that's not me
Barker: right right
Barker: the guy who's been prolonging your little fight for you
Poe: that's not me
Barker:
Barker: uh huh
Poe: you can't prove anything
Barker: right

Poe: this guy, outis, that i've been arguing with is clearly a longfellow superfan
Poe: look at the shit he posts
Poe: "longfellow is great! i love longfellow because i am very stupid and have no taste dur duh"
Barker: great work, edgar
Poe: that's not me!!
Barker: real subtle