Bitter Karella

Midnight Pals: The Bear

Added 2023-07-04 18:52:50 +0000 UTC

Caitlin Marceau: so that's where we talk things out, eh?
Marceau: oh sorry i meant to say
Marceau: this is where we talk things oot, eh?
King: wow caitlin that sure is Canadian!
King: this might be the most canadian thing i've ever heard
Marian Engel: not so fast!

Marian Engel: did i hear someone say that's the most canadian thing they'd ever heard
King: yeah i
Engel: maybe you don't know
Engel: about my bear fucking story
King:
King: uh

Engel: i have a story about a woman fucking a bear
King:
Poe:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
Koontz:
Engel: CBC radio called it the most quintessential canadian story

King: is
King: is bear fucking a quintessential canadian thing?
Engel: oh yeah absolutely
Engel: would CBC lie?
King:
Engel: would the 1976 Governor General's Literary Award be wrong?

King: no it's just
King: that is not a stereotype i had heard before
Engel: oh i see
Engel: you're one of those americans who thinks we all just fuck moose
King: no i
Engel: for your information we have more than just moose
King:
Engel: there's a wide variety of sexy wildlife

Engel: there's bears, wolverines
King: you really don't need to list them
Engel: beavers
Edward Lee: haha beavers yeah boi
Engel: no not like that gross
Engel: i'm talking about fucking giant aquatic rodents like a normal person

Engel: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the sexy bear
Poe: is this really appropriate?
Barker: shut up edgar
Barker: let the woman talk
Barker: i think we all want to hear this

Poe: i mean, is this story scary? this seems like more of a taboo romance
Sarban: yeah edgar SHUT UP
Sarban: this is the good shit