Midnight Pals: Cage Match 2

King: submitted for the approval of the
Elon Musk: [emerging from bushes] eyyy stephano king you thinka you so smart
Musk: you no hear i gonna fight mark zuckerberg?
Musk: now who looka cool eyyy?

King: you know elon
King: you really don't need to do this to impress me
Musk:
Musk: but you are impressed, no?

King: elon let me give you some advice that i give my son
King: violence is never the answer
Barker: why would you tell joe that
Poe: clive
Barker: that is some centrist lib dorkass bullshit, steve
Poe: clive
Barker: i could solve this problem right now with some violence

Poe: clive steve is trying to set a good example for his son
Poe: what would joe think if his dad suddenly started saying its fine to just beat people up
Barker: he would think his dad was totally cool
King: clive i
King: wait do you think joe would really think i was cool

King: like if i was in a fight? that would be cool?
Barker: yeah that would be badass
Barker: we could arrange something
Barker: like maybe you could fight wrath james white
King: yeah?
Barker: and be killed instantly ha ha ha!
King: clive i'm being serious!!

Barker: what about alan baxter hahaa
King: be serious clive!
Barker: ok steve who do YOU think you could take
King: uh
King:
King: uhhhhh
King: i could probably take howard
Lovecraft: [sweats] m-me?!?
Barker: yeah i believe that

Elon Musk: eyyyy so i no fight mark zuckerberg no more
Musk: my mama she say
Musk: don't stay out-a late with the bad-a boys
Musk: always shoot-a pool
Musk: elon gonna flunk-a da school!

Musk: i would totally beat-a mark zuckerberg but my mama she say i no can fight
King: wait your mom says you can't fight mark zuckerberg?
Musk: si
King:
Musk: you still thinka i'm cool right?
King:
King: exactly how old are you anyway?