Midnight Pals: New Friends

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i've jusssst been corresssponding with sssome delightful people
Rowling: The United Patriot Front of Nordic Blood Purity, aka The 1488th Divission Sskull Fuckerss
Rowling: they're all griffyndors in my book!

Rowling: you know
Rowling: in my book, when harry organizess his classsmatess to ressisst the tyranny of voldemort
Rowling: itss very much like when the good work of the Imperial Brotherhood of Teutonic Might aka Herr Kommandant's Loyal Jew Crusher Panzerdivission

Rowling: good newsss!
Rowling: the New Dawn of Aryan Ssteel aka The 12th Battalion Blood Drinkerss are going to replace their Punisher logoss with harry potter lightning boltsss
Rowling: now THAT'SS gryffindor mindsset

Rowling: i'd like to dedicate my latessst book, 'Harry Potter and the International Transs" to my good palss in the Noble Aryan Order of the Carpathian Purebloods aka the 18th Divisssion Sssynagogue Bomberss
Rowling: jussst a real fun bunch of ladsss

Jesse Singal: mommy mommy!
Singal: mommy i'm back!
Rowling: who isss thisss child
Singal: mommy i'm back! and i'm asking more questions than ever!
Singal: love me, mommy!

Rowling: "asking questions?" lol the time for jussst asssking questionsss hasss passsed
Rowling: now is the time for blood and ssssteel
Rowling: for you ssssee jesssse
Rowling: the mudbloodsss will not replace ussss
Jesse Singal: but mommy
Rowling: what exactly iss your genealogy

Singal: mommy mommy people were being anti-semitic to me when they called me a baby
Rowling: how can people be anti-semitic to you jessse
Rowling: are you
Rowling: hmmm
Rowling: interessssting

Rowling: jessse i'd like to introduce you to my friendss at the International Aryan Order of Jessuss Ressisstance for Presservation of the Holy American Future aka the 18th Divisssion Ssisster Fuckerss
Rowling: they're good people
Rowling: they'll take care of you