Midnight Pals: Goop Troop

Poe: guys we're going to have lor gislason tell a story tonight
Poe: and i want you all on good behavior
Poe: i don't want any jokes
Barker: ok no jokes about the slime person ok sure got it
Poe: first of all clive
Poe: yes
Poe: secondly the preferred nomenclature is ichor-american

Lor Gislason: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the goopity goo
Gislason: bloop bloop
Gislason: bloopity blorp
Gislason: bloop bloop bloop bloop
King:
Poe:
Lovecraft:
Koontz:
Barker:
Gislason: oh sorry i guess some of you don't speak slime

Gislason: oh sorry i'm getting goo all over your camp here
King: oh that's okay, it's
King:
King: gosh
King: gosh you're really dripping there aren't you
Gislason: sorry the heat really reduces my viscosity

Gislason: i'm just gonna ooze a little further away from the fire
Gislason: i'm just gonna sit down here on this log
King: oh um maybe just hang on a second
King: i'll get you a towel first
Poe: steve
King: what?
Poe: that's very rude
King: i just don't want them to leave a stain

King: gosh this is really getting kind of messy
King: there's goo all over the campfire circle now
David Cronenberg: you act like more goo is bad
King: no i just mean
Cronenberg: i for one
Cronenberg: support our gooey brethren

Gislason: yeah cuz we're the goop troop
Gislason: and we always stick together
Cronenberg: [baritone] yeah!
Gislason: best of friends forever

Roald Dahl: i have a question tee hee hee
Gislason: oh god
Dahl: so
Dahl: say you're just hanging out
Dahl: in like a dungeon tee hee hee
Dahl: and then a party of adventurers shows up tee hee hee
Gislason: where are you going with this roald

Dahl: so say there's like an elf ranger in the party
Gislason: ok
Dahl: ok so imagine tee hee
Dahl: she's wearing a metal bra and one of those little loin cloth things
Gislason: alright
Dahl: hee hee heeeee

Dahl: and then you shoot a stream of goo right into her mouth
Gislason: ok
Dahl: and just fill her up with goo
Gislason: ok
Dahl: and she gets big & round from goo
Gislason: right
Dahl: have you ever done that
Gislason:
Gislason: no that situation has never come up

Alan Moore: i have a question too
Moore: are you vulnerable to ranged weapon attacks
Gislason: no but i can be slowed by cold-based spells

King: wow body horror sure is having a moment
LC von Hessen: guys would you still like me if i was a worm
von Hessen: idk i feel like you wouldn't
von Hessen: whatever
von Hessen: just forget it