Midnight Pals: Cosmic Boobs
Added 2023-04-11 18:18:49 +0000 UTCMary SanGiovanni: so me and edward lee have been collaborating on some cosmic horror
Clive Barker: are there tits in it
SanGiovanni: "are there tits in it"
SanGiovanni: what a question!
Edward Lee: no bro it's not just about boobs this time
Edward Lee: i don't JUST write about boobs you know bro
Lee: i got
Lee: like
Lee: layers
Mary SanGiovanni: but just to be clear
SanGiovanni: there will be SOME boobs right?
Edward Lee: i don't just write splatterpunk gore
Mary SanGiovanni: yeah there's boobs too
Lee: naw bro
Lee: i mean
Lee: i have hidden depths bro
SanGiovanni:
Edward Lee: bro
Lee: everyone just wants to read stories about gore and boobs
Lee: but maybe
Lee: maybe I'm about more than that bro
SanGiovanni:
Lee: have you considered that maybe i have the soul of a poet bro?
Lee: maybe instead of boobs
Lee: we'll have like
Lee: some real subtle creeping cosmic dread
Lee: how about that, bro?
SanGiovanni:
SanGiovanni: but for real we're gonna put boobs in it too right?
Edward Lee: ok fine bro
Lee: we'll put some boobs in it
Clive Barker: boy she really twisted your arm there huh
Lee: shut up bro
Barker: ah ha ha
Edward Lee: ok bro we'll put some boobs in
Lee: but they gotta be
Lee: like
Lee: real cosmic horror boobs
Mary SanGiovanni: how are we gonna do that
SanGiovanni: put some eyeballs on them?
Percy Shelley: [faints]
Mary Shelley: haha
Mary Shelley: ahahaha
