Midnight Pals: Trickster

Owl Goingback: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the coyote rage
Goingback: cuz despite all his rage
Goingback: he’s still just a coyote in a cage

Goingback: so coyote the trickster
Dean Koontz: 😊
Goingback: he’s got an evil plan
Koontz: no
Koontz: no I don’t believe that
Koontz: I don’t believe any dog can truly be evil

Goingback: coyote has an evil plan
Goingback: oh, man, this plan? So evil!
Goingback: “I am going to put this evil plan into motion” said coyote
Goingback: “and then”
Goingback: “The evil plan will come, at some point after that, to fruition”

Goingback: coyote is sick of humans hunting his kind and destroying the planet
Koontz: gosh! I never thought about that
Koontz: are we the bad guys?
Goingback: no no of course not, see, coyote he’s the evil one and
Goingback:
Goingback: wait a second

Goingback: okay fair oh yeah now that I think about it, coyote DOES have a point
King: it is true, i heard that humans do a lot of damage to the planet
Barker: ha ha we suck

Goingback: coyote is going to destroy humanity
Goingback: and the other animals on the Great Council are all “nooo”
Goingback: “I mean, yeah, we hate humans too and they suck”
Goingback: “but goshdarnit there are rules”

Goingback: to do this, coyote has to kill the last human representative on the Great Council
Goingback: he’s gonna pursue him across the spirit world in a merry madcap chase
Goingback: there’s also this funeral director lady
Goingback: not a lot going on with her tbh

Goingback: luckily the other shapeshifters are
Frank Belknap Long: shapeshifters you say????
Barker: haha oh christ here we go
Long: I want to hear more about these shapeshifters
Long: these sexy sexy shapeshifters

Goingback: the shapeshifters are able to wear their fur or feathers inside
Goingback: or outside
Long: god I wish that was me

Long: you know, I have a bit of a spirit animal myself
Goingback:
Long: it’s a blue day-go wolf who wears a bandanna
Goingback:
Long: he’s a DJ by day, an assassin by night
Goingback: that’s a fursona
Goingback: that is
Goingback: a fursona

Goingback: so the shapeshifting process is pretty painful and gruesome
Goingback: like turning yourself inside out
Long: I prefer when random body parts just change and there’s a “FWOOMP” sound
Goingback:
Goingback: like ludmi-
Long: yes!! Exactly!!!
Long: exactly like ludmilla!!!