Midnight Pals: Nice Brandon

[at unicorn fuck club]
JRR Tolkien: oh brandon
Tolkien: we heard about that wired article
Tolkien: tough break
Brandon Sanderson: well good golly gosh
Sanderson: I just
Sanderson: I just don’t know

Sanderson: I just don’t know why everyone’s gotta be so negative goshdarnit
Sanderson: like all this negativity
Sanderson: it’s so golly darn negative don’t ya know
Sanderson: oo it just makes me so
Sanderson: [looking at CTR ring]
Sanderson: [deep breath] calm down brandon it’s all good
Sanderson: what would ted lasso do

Sanderson: I tell you don’t you know
Sanderson: that article was just so gosh darn negative
Sanderson: why, I hid to write three new books to calm myself down don’t cha know

Sanderson: “A Stone of Mists and Time”
Sanderson: “A Groan of Fists and Rhyme”
Sanderson: and “A Moan of Cysts and Lime”
Sanderson:
Sanderson: I invented a fourth magic rule too

Sanderson: I just don’t know why that article said I’m boring
Sanderson: I think I’m a fun guy don’t you know
Sanderson: like I can be pretty crazy when I let loose don’t ya know
Sanderson: like look I’m wearing a jacket without a tie!

Sanderson: you guys think I’m fun don’t cha?
JRR Tolkien:
GRR Martin:
Brian Jacques:
Sanderson: you know you should all come over and see my home theater
Sanderson: we’re gonna screen Saturday’s Warrior!

Sanderson: you should all come over, we’re gonna watch A Field So White
Tolkien:
Martin:
Jacques:
Jacques: [squeaking] will there be feasting?
Sanderson: we’re gonna have funeral potatoes
Martin: funeral potatoes?
Martin: oh damn that sounds metal
Sanderson: oh good golly gosh no

GRR Martin: so these video game guys tapped me to write for this game
Sanderson:
Martin: bender ring or something
Sanderson: ELDEN RING!
Sanderson: ITS CALLED ELDEN RING!!

Martin: yeah I don’t know why they picked me
Sanderson: !!
Martin: I don’t know much about these so-called video games
Martin: not like I’ve been blogging about this game series or anything
Sanderson: !!!
Martin: mostly, I like to talk sports
Martin: did you guys catch the sports?

Martin: oh man did you guys catch the sports?
Sanderson: !!!
Martin: my favorite part is when the team I support gets more points than the team I oppose
Tolkien: which team do you support?
Martin: home
Sanderson: !!!!!