Midnight Pals: Calling in
Added 2023-03-23 17:37:50 +0000 UTCRowling: I mean, who’ssss to know whatsss right or wrong?
Phelps-Roper: wow if you think about it
Phelps-Roper: trans people and people who want to kill trans people are really just equally bad
Rowling: that is libelous and you will hear from my lawyer
Rowling: because transss people are definitely worsssse
Phelps-Roper: let’s go to the phones
Phelps-Roger: hello caller you’re on the air with megan phelps-roger and the weasel, talk to us [toilet flush sound effect]
Jesse Singal: hey megan phelps-roper
Singal: long time listener first time caller
Singal: I’m calling you today from internet prison
Singal: I put myself in here and then I threw away the key!!
Phelps-Roper: I’m sorry do you have a question for our guest
Singal: I just want everyone to know I’m not mad
Singal: please don’t say on your podcast that I’m mad
Singal: I just want all your listeners to help me let myself out of internet jail
Singal: write to your congressman and petition to let me let myself out of internet jail
Rowling: we were really talking about me right now, jesssse
Singal: but mommy
Singal: everyone’s mad at me cuz I just wrote about my concerns about trans youth
Rowling: well good newsssss, jessssse
Rowling: once we ban all trans healthcare, you won’t need to write about it ever again
Singal:
Rowling: in fact there won’t really even be a need for you at all
Singal:
Phelps-Roper: damn that’s all the time we have today on megan phelps-roper and the weasel K-ZFM 400!! When you want the best of the 80s, 90s, and today, turn your crank to K-ZFM!
Singal: I’m not done tho
Phelps-Roper: and we’re done [toilet flush sound effect]
Singal: no mommy don’t leave me!
