Midnight Pals: Alice Walker
Added 2023-03-09 22:58:56 +0000 UTC[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: I want to introducccce our newest recruit
Rowling: Aliccce Walker
Alice Walker: “children” is a gender-neutral form of address that will turn people trans
Walker: issssn’t she great?
Rowling: welcome to my terf deatheatersss, alice
Walker: great to be here
Walker: no better way for an esteemed legacy of civil rights and feminist activist to end
Walker: than here in the den of rational thought
Walker: hey joanne you went pretty easy on the goblins in your book
Walker: I liked the part in your book where the goblins ran the banks
Rowling: yesss
Walker: and the part where they make matzo out of Christian baby blood
Rowling:
Rowling: uh
Rowling: that didn’t happen in the book
Walker: oh sorry was that just in the movie?
Rowling: that wassssn’t in the movie
Walker: oh the video game then?
Walker: I mean, you didn’t leave that out did you?
Walker: seems like a real oversight!
Rowling: I don’t get it
Rowling: it’ss sso weird how we try to be transsphobess but we keep attracting antisssemitesss
Rowling: itsss like thossse thingsss are connected ssomehow
Rowling:
Walker: maybe trans people are a jewish conspiracy?
Rowling: yess yess that musst be it!
Rowling: you know, I really don’t know how we don’t have lovecraft at thesssse meetingssss
Rowling: we’re literally ssscared of all the sssame ssstuff!
Walker: I have a poem I’d like to read
Walker: it’s called “my stupid jewish lawyer ex, he is stupid and smells”
Rowling: yess YESS
Rowling: you’ll find in nicccely here
Rowling: becausse if there’sss one thing about my terf deatheatersss
Rowling: they are all EXTREMELY divorced
