Midnight Pals: Complete and Total Blueberrification
Added 2023-03-08 18:20:04 +0000 UTCRoald Dahl: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this the tale of the unexpected
Stephen King: is this an original tale of the unexpected or one of the revised ones? Dahl: ee hee hee what
King: cuz I heard they were revising some of your stories
King: you know, to make them more sensitive for the modern world
Dahl: ee hee hee what
Dahl: eee hee hee did they take out the sexy blueberry inflation scene?
King: uh King: no that’s still in there
King:
King: why did you just describe it as “sexy”
Dahl: oh um no reason
Dahl: eee hee hee
Dahl: eee hee hee did they take out the sexy shrinking scene?
King: uh
King: in which book?
Dahl: oh, all of them
Dahl: actually ee hee hee in retrospect
Dahl: I think my work SHOULD be revised
King: really?
Dahl: yes
Dahl: is there a way to make the blueberry scene go on longer?
Dahl: ee hee hee
Dahl: do you ever think about
Dahl: what if violet got as big as the world
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Dahl: I just think that would be interesting ee hee hee
Dahl: and then I’m gonna commission a deviantart artist to draw her
Dahl: ee hee hee
Dahl: I need an artist who can draw mind-bending body horror images
Junji Ito: I’m your man
Dahl: ee hee hee fantastic
Dahl: and she’s got to be dressed EXACTLY like the movie
Ito: ok
Dahl: and saying the line
Dahl: the EXACT line
Ito: ok
Dahl: ee hee hee
Dahl: and I want a second panel with just a generic starburst
Ito: thats gonna cost extra
