Midnight Pals: Getting Dark

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: I have excellent newsssss
Rowling: Florida is going to kidnap transss kids
Rowling: and alsssso any kid whom a hillbilly magissstrate might think might possssibly sssomeday gender nonconform

Rowling: thissss is great, they’ll take away the children
Rowling: and any sssupportive parentssss go ssstraight to jail
Rowling: yesss, we’re all very excited for the DDDEA
Rowling: the Drunk Divorced Dad Empowerment Act

Jesse Singal: mommy mommy where will they take them
Rowling: oh they’re going to take all the transsss kidsss out to a nice farm
Rowling: where there’sss plenty of sssspace to run around

Jesse Singal: mommy mommy I helped
Rowling: yesss you did jesssse
Singal: I was just asking questions mommy
Singal: did I just ask the questions good mommy?
Rowling: yesss you did jessse

Singal: but mommy our work isn’t done yet
Rowling: that’ssss right jesssse
Singal: like, when they take those kids away
Singal: they need to make sure that they stay gender conforming right mommy?
Rowling: yesss jesssse
Singal: so they’ll need someone to check their junk right mommy?

Singal: mommy mommy I volunteer
Rowling: jessse we all admire your commitment to the causse
Rowling: but you’ll need to talk to the florida medical board about that
Rowling: which I believe is currently ssstaffed by 3 phrenologistsss
Rowling: a trepanner
Rowling: and a goblin hunter
Rowling: I gotta sssay, it’sss incredible what ssstridesss our causes has made in florida sssince they outlawed real medicine

Singal: oh mommy I just want to help out mommy
Singal: I’m a good boy mommy
Singal: I’m ready to help mommy!
Singal: [pulling on rubber gloves] I’m doing my part!

Singal: where will they put those kids mommy
Rowling: probably in ssssome sssort of camp
Singal: what happens then mommy
Rowling: I don’t know, I don’t care
Rowling: what happened to those kidsss they put in thossse border campssss?
Singal: I think they mostly died
Rowling: oh

Rowling: you better hurry up then
Rowling: they won’t need anyone to check dead kidssss’ junk

Context: https://twitter.com/CarlosGSmith/status/1631870192622993408