Midnight Pals: Jane Williams
Added 2023-02-28 23:41:27 +0000 UTCMary Shelley: sup fuckers
Shelley: check it out, this is my girlfriend Jane Williams
Williams: sup
Stephen King: whoa whoa wait a second mary
King: I thought you were dating percy
Shelley: yeah
King:
King: well now I’m just all confused
King: oh wait no I get it
King: when you say that she’s your girlfriend
King: you mean that you’re, like, gal pals right?
Shelley: no
King: ok but wait
Barker: they’re lesbians, Stephen
King: but wait are you sure?
King: this is all very confusing
Shelley: the fuck is so confusing, nerd?
Shelley: [waggling tongue between index and middle fingers] gonna get me some tousy-mousy
King: i
King: what?
Barker: she’s talking about pussy, Stephen
King: but I thought she was dating percy!
Shelley: I play both sides, Stephen
King: what does that mean
Shelley: I’m bi
King: ok but what does that mean
Shelley: I love dick and I love pussy
King: oh but there’s so many ways to interpret that statement
Shelley: no there isn’t
King: I’m just so confused about all this
King: how come your mom lets you have TWO lovers?
Mary Shelley: cuz I fuck like a champ
King:
Barker: ah ha ha YES
Angela Carter: it’s not that confusing steve
Carter: mary’s bi
Carter: we should all be so lucky
Carter: cuz let me tell you
Angela Carter: men are trash but just can’t get enough of that sweet sweet dick
King: gosh mary but
King: does percy know?
Mary Shelley: haha “does percy know”
Mary Shelley: percy how do you feel about jane Williams
Percy Shelley: ah an angel! An ideal, utopian woman!!
Percy Shelley: she’s so good at music
Percy Shelley: and cleaning house!
Mary Shelley: lol ok percy that’s enough
Mary Shelley: get back in your basket
Percy Shelley: yes dear
