Midnight Pals: Glinner Returns

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: ah my terf deatheaterssss
Rowling: I have excellent newsss
Graham Linehan: [blundering into circle] hello everyone, I’m back!!
Rowling: goddamnit how does he keep finding us

Posie Parker: oh I told him where we were meeting
Rowling: you told
Parker: oh yeah get on the trolley joanne
Parker: graham’s not an embarrassing outlier anymore
Parker: we’ve all caught up to him
Parker: he’s mainstream now

Linehan: have you heard of these things called furries?
Linehan: they’re the worst!
Linehan: apparently they don’t like nazis
Linehan: to be clear, I now think nazis are good
Rowling: yesss yesss graham we all think that
Rowling: I don’t know why you felt the need to explain that

Rowling: whatsss all thisss about furriess?
Linehan: that’s the new thing we’re mad about!
Linehan: I read all about them on circa 2005 something awful
Linehan: that lowtax, now he had the right idea about furries
Linehan: I wonder what happened to that guy

Linehan: the furries are going to make it illegal to walk on two legs
Linehan: and they’re gonna sew us all into fursuits
Rowling: you’re sssure this guy is mainssstream now?
Parker: oh yes
Rowling:
Rowling: huh
Rowling: oh well I’m sssure that’sss fine
Rowling: no reassson to quesssstion my assssssociation with thessse elementsss at all

Rowling: I have excellent newssss
Linehan: are we going to take down the furries
Rowling: its not about the furriessss
Linehan: I heard that they have these bowling competitions with Klingons
Linehan: that’s where we can get em!
Rowling: IT’S NOT ABOUT THE FURRIESSSS

Rowling: Utah in the Americasss has completely banned gender affirming care for transss youth
Rowling: cuz if you think about it
Rowling: thossse transss kidsss have had it too good for too long
Rowling: also those kidsss are all violent rapisssstsss I’ve decided

Rowling: now they say that this will lead to more sssuicides among trans youth
Rowling: but if you think about it
Rowling: that’s a problem that will eventually take care of itssself
Rowling:

Graham Linehan: that’s hilarious!
Linehan: almost as hilarious as that trans woman getting raped in prison
Linehan: AH HA HA HA HA
Rowling: ok graham
Linehan: HA HA HA HA
Rowling: ok graham just reel that in a little

Rowling: I’m not disagreeing with you
Rowling: it is VERY funny to me
Rowling: but you know
Rowling: opticsss
Posie Parker: oh we’re not doing optics anymore joanne
Parker: we’re doing full mask off fascism
Rowling: oh in that casssse
Rowling: HA HA HA HA