F(r)at Party: Greg

‘Spring has Sprung’ is the horniest fucking party all year and I couldn’t be more pumped. Everyone in the fraternity was assigned a specific task to ensure maximal funness is achieved and mine is to secure the kegs. No problem. I even set my alarm to 11am to get up early and get this show on the road. Once that beeping went off though I was hella annoyed, not gonna lie. I was still a little stoned from the night before when me and the boys decided to kill four blunts in a row and order mad pizza. Luckily for me there was still a box laying next to my bed, so I downed a few slices before my usual routine of jerking off, showering, and getting breakfast.

After fapping I walked to the shower and locked the doors. I caught myself in the mirror and fuck I looked fat. My belly was intense but I looked like a hot dad and chicks love dads. Besides, I hated being so fucking bony in high school. The shitty part is that I only have one pair of jeans left that fit me and I really hate going to the mall.

I found another slice in the bathroom that I killed while taking a shit. After showering I threw on some sweats and hit the dining hall. With the tank full my next task was securing the keg, but I got a text from Darell that his dealer dropped off some fresh bud so I had to go across campus and taste test. We got hella baked and played Call of Duty for a while. The munchies hit me hard so I decided to get some food before grabbing the keg. I did a carbo load at the mess hall to get me through the day, but also ended up stopping at home for a protein drink. I felt fueled up and ready to rage.

I loaded up my truck at the liquor store with two kegs and hella vodka. I got back to the house and unloaded everything. Boy were those fuckers hard to carry to the backyard. I really need to get back in the gym. Most everything for the party was already set up by the afternoon so we had some time to kill. I needed a refuel after carrying those beasts so I made some frozen pizza with the boys. Bored out of our minds we decided to start the night early with some beers while we played video games for an hour or two.

By night time I was kinda drunk and ready to fucking rage. The boys and I did a round of shots before the first sorority, Delta Sigma Phi, showed up. Those bitches are nerdy as fuck though so I kept my distance and continued drinking. Closer to midnight Tiffany finally showed up. I’ve been trying to pork her for ages. She plays like she’s aloof but I know she wants me. I’m Greg Mathison former football star. She'd be lucky to suck this cock.

Tiffany was definitely open to my advances so I was hyped. At one point, she even showed me her tits on the condition that I did three jello shots in a row. Easy. I got her to do it twice even, but I was getting smashed from all the booze. I realized my vision was becoming blurry so I excused myself and went inside for some water. I needed to sober up if I wanted to keep my boner tonight. I chugged several glasses and then my homie Nathan appeared from nowhere.

“Dude you thirsty or what?”

“Thirsty for pussy,” I said. “Can’t be getting whiskey dick tonight. I think Tiffany wants it.”

“Fuck yeah man! Here, take this,” Nathan said and handed me a pill. “It’s for boners, it’ll get you hard for sure.”

“I don’t wanna be perma horned though.”

“No no, it’s only if you want it then you’ll last hella long.”

I washed down the pill with a shot of vodka and howled at the fucking moon. I went back outside feeling like a beast. I grabbed some pizza to fuel up before searching Tiffany out. I found her talking to Chet. Fuck Chet.

“Hey Tiff, can I get you some punch and take you to the roof?”

I left Chet in the fucking dust and we went up to the roof where we made small talk about Mr. Cho’s class. She was cold so I put my arm around her and rubbed her smooth silky skin. She said I was cozy and a good talker. We kept talking even though the boner pill Nathan gave me was making my cock feel fuzzy and warm and like I needed to stick it inside something. It took everything to not pop a full hard on sitting right there. Finally there was a lull in her nonstop chatter and I invited her back to my room. She accepted, of course. We walked inside.

“How old is this?” she asked and kicked the pizza box on the ground.

“Uh, just last night,” I said.

I pulled off my shirt and sat on the bed next to her. She stared at my abs and chest taking in my manliness. I was hairier than most guys my age. Chicks love that. She placed her small hand on my chest and rubbed my hair before moving it down to my belly. She gave my gut a squeeze and looked confused.

“You’re thicker than I realized.”

“Hah yeah college life hits hard. Pure muscle underneath though.”

She looked down strangely with an expression I couldn’t interpret. Maybe she wanted me to take my pants off. I was happy to get out of those jeans and eagerly ripped them off and leaned in for a kiss. She leaned back and pushed at my thigh causing my dick to go rock solid in an instant. Her breath smelled like vodka and strawberries and I wanted a taste.

“I’m sorry Greg, I just… I’m not into chubby guys right now. I’m like so body positive but I’m just still really young you know? And I don’t know if the dad bod trend will really last, like if you’re already this big imagine when you actually are a dad.”

She walked out and I didn’t know what the fuck to say plus my cock was fucking dripping precum. I was totally ravenous to orgasm and didn’t even really care about Tiffany. I just needed to come. I took a shot from the bottle by my bed and heard kissing next door. I stood up and stumbled into Jason’s room. There were two guys making out on the floor and it was really fucking hot, not gonna lie. I couldn’t remember their names but I definitely had seen the smaller one around. I remembered because he stared a lot and totally had the hots for me, Greg Mathison. They were pretty hot going at it and I’d watched gay porn before so I figured what the hell.

Both fags were staring up at me looking extremely scared, so I whispered “don’t stop” in my most assuring tone and closed the door. I sat on the bed while the smaller one was transfixed by my boner and the other one looked ready to run or beat me up. I flexed my cock and arms a bit to give them a show, fags love that shit, but they just kept staring. So I said whatever came to mind to make it okay and then they started making out again. But like, really making out.

My vision was slightly blurred but I could still tell that they were mega into it and I wondered if gay sex always looked so good. Chicks never kissed like that. I pulled down my undies and started stroking my boner but neither of them watched, which was annoying. I studied their bodies as they grinded together. I liked the little one best, he looked like a good cock sucker. He also had a fat ass, like better than a chick’s ass. The taller one seemed really skilled with his mouth and shit, like he really knew what he was doing. His shoulders were hella broad, like naturally, which wasn’t fair because I had to work out so much to get shoulders like that.

After what seemed like forever the tall one started sucking the other one off. They dropped their joint so I grabbed it and sucked down the rest. The high kicked in and my vision was royally fucked. One of them grabbed my cock and sorta pulled at it so I followed. Before I knew it I was inside the smaller one and hella hyped.

His ass was juicy as fuck and clapped as I pumped it hard. I gripped those cheeks like I was steering a Harley, and could feel the fat puff up between my fingers. I even gave his cheeks a few hard slaps which made him jiggle. I realized he was kinda fat for a gay, like around his hips and stomach, but I liked it. He was softer than Tiffany. Tiffany was such a bitch, she lost out on this cock.

I was really digging fucking this faggot and totally in the zone, even sobering up a bit, as I hammered at his tight little hole. My focus was broken though when I felt something in my own ass. I tried to turn my head to see what was happening but I couldn’t see much. And then I realized the other faggot was playing with my ass. I was kinda freaked out at first but also too lazy and fucked up to do anything about it. I think it was just a finger at first but then I felt my cheeks spread and his face was definitely up in there.

I wasn’t really about butt play because I’m a man, but it did feel good so I didn’t stop him. Plus my ass was hella dirty so that was his loss. Faggots are hella freaky man. After a while he put more fingers in my ass and then suddenly I was peaking. I was so close, my nut was about to explode. I tried to hold back but it was like I was possessed or something and my hips wouldn’t stop. I scooped the tiny one up while I pounded away and pumped him full of so much fucking come. It’s like my dick just wouldn’t fucking stop jizzing, I don’t think I’ve ever come so much.

I was so exhausted afterwards I plopped onto the bed and felt my boner slap against my belly. I started dozing off but realized I was still horny. I looked over and the tall faggot had mounted the little bitch and fuck could he take cock like no other. For real though, I was impressed. The tall one fucked real fucking slow though so it was kinda boring, but still I started stroking my cock again because it just wouldn’t die down. It musta been the pill Nathan gave me.

They started fucking missionary and that’s when I realized they both were kinda fatties because their bellies were all smooshed together. So weird to see fat gays. It looked like they were close and then suddenly my cock started shooting everywhere and I saw stars and blacked out.