(Quickie) Goldilocks Returns
Added 2026-02-11 19:10:07 +0000 UTC
Comments
Should have been done the first time around. Stealing porridge like that?
Othesen
2026-02-20 02:59:34 +0000 UTCMiss Muffet provides plenty of variations: Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, Scrolling her time away, Along came her dad, taking the pad, And blistered her bottom that day. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, Scrolling the time away, Along came the crone, snatching her phone, And goodness her bottom did pay
Michael Driston
2026-02-12 12:11:16 +0000 UTCMary had a little lamb, That got in Wilson's grass, He couldn't harm the little ewe, So he blistered Mary's ass. or Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, Neglecting her lessons all day, Along came her mother—voice loud as the thunder And soon her bottom did pay.
Michael Driston
2026-02-12 11:56:04 +0000 UTCServes her right!
Darianblood
2026-02-12 11:42:12 +0000 UTCLOL
Nonanon
2026-02-12 04:33:16 +0000 UTCFinally, a happy ending to that story. Now if only someone could take care of Jill for not fetching that pail of water.
jakx05
2026-02-11 20:46:41 +0000 UTC
