Now I've made totally sure Diana cannot equip shields.
Chipping away at opening for part 2
Fully added stink salt, which cures charm/confuse/sleep/berserk
Created a shop for part 2
Regen now hurts zombies
Added 3 new endings
Infested Diana (Ovi + a little mind control)
Rubber Goo (Turned into rubbery drone)
White Goo (Beth and Diana get melted and sculpted into, well, dicks!)
I can't give too many details about the above sprite, spoiler territory, but you'll probably see it in part 3, not part 2. Also, this kind of counts towards the Feb sprite thingy since 'Another Goo Girl' won by a large margin.
This change is not live yet, but will be in the next update.