bellies-n-burps

Burp Reaction Headcanons - Killer Croc (Batman)

Added 2024-04-02 15:12:31 +0000 UTC

Canonically, Killer Croc is as voracious as it gets. He can eat tons of meat, guzzle down tons of booze and can swallow people whole.
And just as canonically, Croc can belch loud enough to make the ground itself shake.
Croc's burps range from large, guttural and throaty eructations, to full blown QUAKE INDUCING belches in a very near literal sense.
If Croc is absolutely stuffed to the brim, his big, scaly belly will stretch out by a few feet and weigh heavily on his thick lap, gurgling and churning intensely.
When Croc is that utterly BLOATED, he'll slump back upon completing his meal, throw his head back and let rip an absolutely COLOSSAL belch that can be heard echoing all throughout the underground, before groaning with abject relief and SLAPPING his fat, scaly belly as it sloshes heartily with the pat, and knocking loose a heavy afterburp or two.
Croc actually gets really gassy when he's overstuffed. His stomach burns through food faster thanks to his metahuman digestive system, and since he's a shameless glutton, half the times he eats, he's stuffing about half his bodyweight in food down his gullet.
So any time Croc is stuffed to the brim like that, he's gonna be burping CONSTANTLY.
If Orca or Harley is snuggled up with him rubbing his belly, they just have to press down on that big, round, churning gut of his to force up one tonsil-rattling belch after another.
Croc's as crass and as shameless as it gets, so anytime he burps, he makes it a point to be as loud and as abrasive as possible.
Usually, his response after a really good burp is to just smack his gut in satisfaction and either sigh or slap out another burp right after the big one he just let out.
"Gruuuooohhh MAN, that was a good one..."
"Oof...goddamn...that was freakin' HUGE, heh..."
Ooooohhhh, think I broke my record with THAT one, whew...!"
"Ffffuuuuck, that felt good..."
"Ahhhh, hehe...s'cuuuuuuuse ME..."
If Croc has prey writhing in his belly, his enormous gut with jostle and thrash violently, with smaller bulges protruding from its thick, scaly surface. Often those sharp thrashes will snap his prey back in place, making Croc's belly wobble heavily and forcing out one thick, ground-shaking belch after another.
If Croc has especially vicious prey thrashing around in his belly, Croc will be gripping his belly to try and settle it down while burping uncontrollably.
His response is always to taunt his prey as they writhe in his belly, making him gassy.
"BRRRRUUUUAAAAAAARRRRUUUUP!!!! Oof! Hehe, squirm all ya like, meatbag, it ain't gonna help ya!"
"Burruh-BEEEEEEEEELLLLUUUURRRRCH!!!!! Ahhhh, heh, S'CUSE me...UUUURRUUPH!! Ahhh, hehe, must'uh been somethin' I ate..."
"Mph, squirm all ya like, meat! Ya ain't ever gettin' oooOOOOUUUUURRRPPP!!!!"
"Tch, that's all ya got? Weak..."
"HHHHUUUUUUUUUOOOOORRRRRAAAAAAAARRRRUUUUUPH!!!!!!!! Oooooooohhh, heh, FEISTY, ain'tcha..."
To settle his prey down, Croc will roll onto his huge gut and pin it against the ground as he gets on all fours and grinds his belly down tightly, squeezing his prey between his full several hundred pounds of bodyweight and the unmoving ground itself, forcing his prey to be stuck like in between a vice as Croc huffs in euphoria and continues grinding his gut against the ground, occasionally forcing up big, throaty belches as he does.
Croc's also somebody who can guzzle down an entire keg of booze before feeling remotely drunk.
When Croc's chugging beer, his belly gets really bottom heavy, sagging lower and getting much jigglier and sloshier.
If Croc gets that bloated with beer, he's gonna be burping nonstop.
And because he's so bloated with booze, anytime Croc belches, his belly is going to ripple violently from the exertion.
Croc also hiccups very loudly and frequently when he's drunk.
If it gets too bad, Croc gets heartburn and finds himself hiccuping and burping constantly.
"HIC! Guh, I-HICCUP!! Woof...fuckin' h-hic-hate...t-thoOOOOoOose...oof...hicCUUOOOoorrrrluuurrrrp!!!!!!" Croc would mutter, rubbing his broad chest as he hiccups constantly, belly jiggling with each hiccup as the occasional, raunchy belch rolls out of him.
Also, it goes without saying, but on top of being really crass, Croc's rather juvenile too, so he 100000% knows how to burp on cue.
Croc can effortlessly gulp down air and let rip some sizable belches.
He's so good at burping on command that he can not only belch the alphabet but can burp-talk with ease. But he gets so gassy that he can only burp out short phrases before the end of his phrase just morphs into a thick, raunchy belch by the end.
His response after forcing a burp up is a sigh of satisfaction and a hearty, shameless slap to his belly or to smack his chest and clear his windpipes before grinning toothily.
"Ahhh, not too shabby, right?"
"Haaaahhhh...that felt gooooood..."
"Guh, oof...heh, noisy, ain't I?"
"Haaaahhh...didja hear that? Holy crap, haha!"
Croc has gotten into burping contests with Harley constantly, and has roped Orca into the impromptu burping contest too (she's the only one who can actually beat him).
Or if his stomach is gurgling or feeling funky, he'll swallow down air to belch loudly and try and ease some pressure off of his gut to avoid feeling sick.
Because canonically, Croc gets nauseous very easily and often gets sickly burps in the process.
Croc will usually let out a wet, nauseating-sounding belch, cover his mouth and groan.
Croc will get some nasty, raunchy belches when he's feeling nauseous and immediately cover his mouth with a miserable groan.
Nauseous Croc is the only time he'll ever muffle a burp because when his stomach is killing him, it always feels like half the times he burps, a lot more than gas is going to come up.
"Urrf...think I tasted a rat on that one..."
"Orrrgh...m'gonna puke..."
"Ooohhhh...my gut..."
"Hrrrmph!!! Oof...that don't taste so good comin' back up..."
"Ugh...I dun feel so good..."