September Waifu-of-the-Month Poll! (Crewmates)+
Added 2025-09-01 17:00:21 +0000 UTC
It's Skaventember! And in keeping with tradition, the Elder Council and I have chosen some of the sexiest rat ladies for you to choose from!
returning second placer Sybil, who is not a rat, but still has buckteeth, so with apologies to any zoologists out there, we'll call her rat-adjacent. She may have a seat on this line up, but we don't grant her the title of actual rat.
Piper, the put-upon engineer for Clan Breastilens, responsible for any number of mechanical warp-doohickeys and probably a lot of things that makes her sad
Greasefang but anime: from Magic the Gathering, this rat rides a motorcycle! I wonder where we've seen that before...
Another member of Clan Breastilens, Iskabal i the other 100% natty rat ogress body builder/enforcer/boob pillow for the Clan's esteemed leader, whose name seems to be lost to time for the moment.
Another MTG alumni, Ink-Eyes is a ninja rat who stabs things and wears boards for thigh armor. I feel like that would probably be pretty loud irl, but I'm not a giant rat ninja, so don't take my word for it.
this is starting to feel a bit fixed at the moment but we have yet another Clan Breastilens member who's up on the roster: Trinket! A light-fingered jewellery thief, Trinket doesn't really bother with that whole clothes thing for reasons only she knows. I imagine the winters get pretty chilly. Good thing they live near a radioactive hot springs.
And these are the choices this month! Magic: The Rattening, Clan Breastilens OCs or gote. And you have until September 12th to make your decisions! So get them votes in!
