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Covid Sucks!

Day One: Roommates inform me everyone else has tested positive.


"So basically you've all given me the plague?"


"... yes."


"I feel fine so far, just a little light headed."


Day Two: "Why is it so cold?!"


Make a cocoon of every blanket I own and pass in and out of consciousness while bemoaning the fact that I can't get my kneecaps to warm up. I'm positive octopi don't have to deal with this and we really should have gotten their designer on the human project. Story plots I have come up with while laying there turn out to be worthless... as apparently they are for other peoples' stories and mostly MHA which isn't something I even write in.


Day Three: It feels like I've smoked some very high quality pot, I can't keep track of anything... however my stomach has notified me that I will only be allowed liquids and small amounts at that, any attempts at actually eating will be met with open rebellion. Nausea is light but continual. Thankfully I don't feel hungry and some Banana Quick settles my stomach.


Day Four: It's cold, but I think I can eat.


Muse: I have an idea for some more on First Knight!


Author: Is this going to to be anything like the whole octopi and kneecaps line of thought?


Muse: Are you saying I'm wrong?


Author: No...


Muse: Good, now the idea is... short skirts and finger banging.


Author: Have you been smoking?


Muse: Just run with it, it'll all make sense in the end.

Comments

I feel you, CoVid does indeed suck. This time around it was my brother and his kids, again, getting sick from someone at school. I've been running errands for him while they quarentine, hope you have someone to help you out. Get well soon!

Eric Bogerd

Hope you feel better soon

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