Once You Go Brown

Souvenir

Added 2025-07-06 11:35:42 +0000 UTC

Here's an audio version of an old DA RC monologue. Hope y'all like it.

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"Hey, check out this ring I got from NAWLINS! Tacky, right? Never really was one for bling bling, you know what I mean?

"What do you mean? I didn't have time to go to the beach so I couldn't have gotten a tan... Huh...? What the fuck?! My hand's so brown! And it's getting even darker. Uuuuunnggh, my nails! They're getting longer? How? Fuck, they look so white against my black hand. The contrast is... pretty fucken sexy, if I'm gonna be honest.

"What am I saying! Shit, da--the color's spreading! My whole arm's dark brown now. And uuungh my feet. God, my toes be--are gettin' so dark toooo. Why does dis--this... feel so good? Why iz da--the thought of bein' black turnin' me on so much?

"Fffuck, muh face be gettin' all tingly now. My ass and hips too! My butt gettin' big! Shit! Iz dat my voice? Why I be talkin' like dis? SHIT! I be talkin' black now! I can't stop! I be soundin' so trashy. So ghetto. So... so... BLACK! SO HAWT!

"Uuungh my nose be changin' now. Aww yeah, iz gettin' wider. Flatter. Like a perfect black girl's nose. Muh hair iz pure BLACK now! Iz kinda rough but cocoa butter'll fix dat righ' up. Sheeit, I loves how my skin looks. It be so smooth. Ya likes it? Ya likes what ya seein'? Ya gurl enjoyin' turnin' black? Ya enjoyin' seein' me twerk my phat ass cuz it feel so gud? Uuungh mah lips be tinglin' now. Oooh dey be gettin' thick! And, mmhmmm, soft. Betcha wanna kiss em.

"Whutchu talkin' 'bout? Help? I needs no help, boo! Howeva... mebbe you can help me? I jez wanna to confirm sometin' so lemme get righ' up dere on yo lap. Lemme axe you dis: do ya think you'll still go back? Once ya go... black?"