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Spirit Christmas

Cub reporter Jason Sheridan returns from the East Coast with a fresh scoop: He, uh, went to a new store!

From the people that brought you those Spirit Halloween pop-up stores comes ... Spirit Christmas!

Listen and learn which products Jason enjoyed looking at it!

VERY IMPORTANT - Jason has included a PDF of the presentation he gives to Mike on the show. You can download it in this post and follow along if you want!

Spirit Christmas

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This episode of Podcast the Ride is Porno Shaun Approved

Libby

Revisiting this and losing it over the quiz nose, goalies, and the scion hamsters

Fronk

Listening to this podcast exactly one week later, hearing about CosMcs the same week Taco Bell announces their Live Mas Cafe!

Phantom23

on the other hand, the "Fa la la let's get fucked up" bag is somehow my least favorite part of the whole slideshow because it DOESN'T scan. It needs one more "la."

Theresa

Good King Wenceshloshed

Megan Temple

Quiznos spongmonkeys are a core memory from my childhood. Probably explains a lot of issues I have, but they were so weird. I bring them up often and no one has a goddamn clue what I'm talking about.

Adam Frampton

Hey real quick, can we get a picture of Mike and Jason dressed up like The Wet Bandits?

dave s

From MumMum and PupPup to Nut Barrels to Baked Alaska Dances - one of the worlds greatest tangents!

Jessica Pearson

Does Mike know about this? https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/x-men-the-x-mansion-76294

Theresa

Just when I think Jason can’t surprise us anymore, we get three-foot-tall nut barrel with Mom-Mom and Pop-Pop. 😂

Natania DiNatale

Mike was in a Spencer’s Gifts “fairly recently”??

Don Bell

I remember both the Scion hamsters and Quiznos rats...and I'm not proud of either.

Kate I.

Jason is the Patron Saint of Commercial Entities that Haunt Children I haven’t thought about the hamsters driving the cars since I was a child that was scared this meant they were introducing human sized hamsters and giving them cars to boot.

Hayley Penso

Can’t say I did. Guess there weren’t any swingers on that cruise.

Marc Gannon

Joel Veitch is the man behind the Spongmonkeys. He used to run a fantastic flash animation website called "Rather Good" long before the Quiznos stuff. He's currently a podcaster (among other things), so I imagine he'd be delighted to be a guest on the Spongmonkeys episode!

Luis Misiara

Did you see any pineapples on/outside any cabin doors?

Ashley Beltran

This episode was pure indulgent mayhem and such a treat. One of my faves of the Scott-free era

Annie

Anxiously awaiting the dedicated Spongmonkeys episode 🙏

clayzulah

The Spirit Christmas/Halloween in Brick was also a Christmas Tree Shop! I wonder if they moved into all the former Christmas Tree Shops across the state.

Heather Fattorosi

was really hoping for a “annual pineapple injuries in the usa” look up teased

Skyler Fortune

Wow! The Mays Landing Spirit Christmas is minutes from my house. Fun fact about that physical location: prior to its holiday transformation, it was a general department store called “Christmas Tree Shops”

Ian Sweeney

The mention of Scion Gerbils was giving me serious “triggered nerd” energy. It’s Kia and Hamsters, damn it!

Excitemike 64

Future unlock candidate imo. This was a holiday delight!

Aaron Abolt

We’re all a little bit worse off for knowing this exists.

Excitemike 64

The Prancer the dancer sweater is beautiful

Dylan Druktenis

Justice for Jason!!! I also have mush mouth where all words run together, including my own name

Montana

I used to work in the toy industry in NJ(a redemption supplier and briefly at Toys r Us corporate in the final days). Spencer Gifts is headquartered in Egg Harbor Township, I’ve worked with a few people from there over the years, but most people stay at Spencers corporate forever. They’ve probably had the same guy writing the sayings for the last 30 years lol they need to hire Mike!

Heather Fattorosi

The Sour Patch Kids commercial does creep me out.

Kate Malo

Agreed!!!

Kate Malo

My parents had one of these "nut barrels". It was pretty wide and about a foor or so tall. We had all the metal tools as well. It usually got put out for Thanksgiving and would get refill through the New Year. My dad would eat out if it all weekend at times!

Larry Roachelle

Bummed to hear it is just kind of Spencer’s does Xmas. When I heard the concept I was hoping it would be more like the Halloween stores with interactive elements and licensed stuff and more generally like an event.

Amy Patrick

Jason: (inhales) / Mike: Whoah, whoah, whoah, WAIT, hold ON. WHAT did you just say, Jason? I have NO idea what you're talking about. No, stop, be quiet. WHAT? You are so WEIRD, Jason.

Jonathon Pernisek

Can we get a Mike does your checking for a day Patreon tier yet?

Blake Hanrath

Desperately need the “Santa got run over by a cybertruck…go fuck yourself.” T shirt

Kendall Balchan

Michael with the dynamite hack my god

Beefer Sutherland

I snort-laughed at “It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this.” I like it, it scans

torgo1985

Yes!

Breanna

Went on a cruise earlier this year. Unfortunately, no midnight buffet anymore and they no longer light the baked Alaska on fire (which is understandable as fire and boats don’t really go together). I got to cruise in the 90s like Jason, so I remember both of those things well and missed them this time around.

Marc Gannon

Any chance we can get the full keynote with background images intact? Release the Sheridan cut?

Ben

I know the Sour Patch Kids commercials and the Kia commercials with hamsters that Jason is talking about.

AW

The sour patch kids! First they’re sour, then they’re sweet. I feel like I’ve seen those ads on Hulu?

Chelsea G

Most offensive to me is the "Horny and Lit" sweater. Antlers and horns are completely different. I'd, of course, trust no one wearing any of these items, but the person wearing that sweater I would trust the least.

Introcourse

Thanks for awakening my repressed horrifying memories of the Quiznos Spongmonkeys.

Lauryn

Going to try my best to enjoy the episode despite current world event:s: https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/goo-goo-dolls-postpone-tour-dates-john-rzeznik-pneumonia-1235187125/

@NachoHelmet

Was the North Pole dancer the reindeer NAMED Dancer? (Like Dasher and Dancer.) Does that make the joke work at all?

Mireille C

Oogie Boogie is essentially a giant burlap sack, so brown. He’s fluorescent green when he glows under the black light

Kyle Lindas

This is at least the second discussion of Mom-Mom and Pop-Pop. As a Pennsylvania boy who had a Mom-Mom, I love it!!

Shane Griest

I know the cgi sour patch kids and I HATE them

jjjj

The horny monster movie Jason is trying to think of is SPLICE.

Paul O'Regan

Oh yeah…Spirit Christmas. Forgot about that announcement earlier in the year. Have yet to see one in the LA area. UPDATE: No wonder I have yet to see one, there’s only 10 of them and they are all in the east coast.

Agustin Macias

This Christmas cover art should be on the teepublic shop

Burton Olivier


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