Catgirl Love (Hello?)

I'm reposting this because there were no comments on it previously. I'm not sure what to make of that. Maybe it's an uncomfortable subject?

At any rate, it would really help a lot to know what players prefer as the "output" when Sienna and the cat girl are getting it on.

I'm really unsure of how to go about it. I wish RPG Maker was advanced enough that I could just make a personality for the different characters, and them react accordingly depending on what the player does. 

The problems with that, however, are rather extensive. Not only is the input from the player severely limited, but the output as well. It's really too bad that I can't have something like a chat system, where you could almost think there's a real person you're interacting with. Then again, if that's too good then it could have an "uncanny valley" effect.

On the other end of the spectrum there's the written text, describing what you and the cat girl are doing. List of problems with that: 

A: You're stuck reading what you're doing, even though you would have done it way differently.
B: Huge boring text dump (I try to stay away from this, but I'm sure I slip up from time to time).  
C: Difficulty visualizing what's going on.
D: Repetitive. The next time you want to have sex with her, it's the same thing, so you just skip the text. I mean.. why not?

Which brings to mind the alternatives. Having an image for Sienna and the cat girl making out, and other such things, could be rewarding. It could also get repetitive. Plus it doesn't leave anything to the player's imagination.

Sprite sex might also be an option, but it suffers from the same issue. Repetition. After you see it a few times, it gets old.

So in the end I'm seriously thinking about trying to go with the sexual descriptive stuff.. but make it as random as possible.

I'll try to play around with this, but please let me know your thoughts. :)