[No Ads] S3 Ep. 14 - The Bigfoot Contessa

this time travel stasis chamber stuff makes no sense

Silent H

In the intro, was is that muffled high pitch audio?!

Anthony cadena

"You ever walk around and see a guy?" Freddy

Andrew Worthington

Did anybody else’s audio suddenly change at 1:18:00 mark ish? Or is it my AirPods acting up

Sebastian Ma

Beth saying they all hated The Northman gave me whiplash. Hamlet with vikings kicked ass.

Hardon of Akkok

I love that not even Will went "Wait, we have the Rosetta Stone, and no one speaks Ancient Egyptian".

Marcus Selliken

Man at first I was a bit concerned with the way the main story was going and I mean idk how it connects yet but I’m really loving it

Daniel Calhoun-Munster

Fkn Anthony kills me!!! "real gangsters run red lights!" 😂 😂

Khaos Crowe

oh no i think i figured out a terrible truth about Peachyville

Athena Cloud

Is Blake Lively Québécois?

Cairo LeBlanc

I am in love with this season so far, just catching up and it is great

Bob Smith

“Every mole is reachable with friends” needs to be a bumper sticker

Lukeoftheirish

i know way too much about all of you sure this ep 😭

the lubricated eldritch rat

Wow, honestly I was thinking it was a malapropism I didn't realize they had two definitions. I've always said Jerry rigged to mean something improvised not necessarily to mean cheap or poorly built.

Patrick Morris

Yes, and I imagine he says it because that is what jury-rigged means. To put something together out of any materials on hand, whereas jerry-rigged means cheaply or poorly built.

Trinity Shew

I may have to turn Anthony saying my Scarlet Fury into my new Discord entrance sound 😂

Charleen Lamphere

Omg I've used Scarlet Fury as my online name for years and never thought to connect it to T.O.M. 🤣 I'll never think of it the same. That was awesome

Charleen Lamphere

That star wars ep 6 reference got me dying. Lmao

Nicolas Heidtbrink

I'm really loving Freddie's new character. It must have been tough to let Tony go, but his death was so fitting, and Blake is hilarious so far!

Gabe Leonard

anthony is a hero for not being grossed out by period sex

IllustriousNobody

I disagree that they are more in their element. They are doing very little to utilize the system and just relying on Will to keep them on the trail. Without his extensive hand-holding, they would have been stuck a long time ago. This is not the system or genre for them as a group.

TristanMB

I feel that way about the entire season tbh. Very little effort from the players to explore Will's story. They're more focused on playing out their individual jokes than advancing the plot.

TristanMB

Anyone else think the other race that they "didn't suspect" are going to be evolved from Blake's poop?

James Moretti

Non-vegan, i also do not fart when the load is dropped

Dogymaiden

Kelley be yearning for a learning

SlwDnceChbby

Wait, I don't think anyone else knew Frances was the gunman.

dickaxe

So can we establish that Trudy is a mole agent?

Pedro Machado Figueira

Trudy needs a boomstick hand

Tommeh!

Start over! I do it all the time

Tommeh!

After 2 years of off and on listening I’ve caught up. what do I do now?

Lance Wells

Completely likes he's able to box dm Anthony away. Player Anthony is far more diabolical

Daniel Roberts

Will's DM style reminds me of Henry Oak's parenting style

dickaxe

This season needs a vid feed, except it's just Wills face. Gosh I can't even imagine 😂 He just gets quiet on mic

dickaxe

My parasocial delusion is that Anthony the player is a completely different person than Anthony the DM 😂

dickaxe

I see how that come across, but I think they're just more comfortable now and they're having more fun and being less serious. You get the same vibe from the mini campaigns. Maybe its CoC too.

dickaxe

Right? He needs to catch up on his character development lol

dickaxe

I thought about Milton being kidnapped. If thats the case, Britannica is really working overtime for her friends. If that's not the case, Britannica is still working overtime.

KayTissleeping

The longer this podcast keeps going, the more frequent the toilet humor has become. I'm here for it lol

dickaxe

The centihorsesquash sound like The Rabbids…

Sergey J. van Daalen

Trudy definitely has to have a mole that turns her hand into a mace or sword from one of the other civilizations Tucker ran.

Austin Zearfoss

I feel like beths trudy fact this week is a set up for next episodes fact

Harrison Lee

Yess!!!

Aimen Shamsi

I know me too!! I laughed till I cried!!

Tabatha Williams

I think you can hear Freddy's cat at 3:07!! 😻

marmot

He’s seen a lot of crazy shit 🤣 But no they did a thing last episode explaining to him that she was a robot… so maybe that was it?

Jay !!!

So... Will specifically told the players this "if history was a clock" thing during the intro to hint at the fact that 1000 years is A LOT for the development of a civilization after a certain threshold... And they still did what they did 🤣🤣🤣

Aleksandra Panfilova

If you can dodge a stick you can dodge a spear!

CacheBooks

Yeah, one of those moments you notice a bunch of people experience this specific thing differently but ya know it just never came up

Caramelly

Yes! Have seen some people that the concept of that episode is ridiculous but that's the whole point!

Caramelly

It’s from the Ballad of Lost Hallow Act 2! Aka, Uncle Raven’s Super Happy Funtime Carnival xD

Moogle Bop

Why does Freddies accent change every episode 😂

Sofia Maz

which Shapera thing is this from? I love Dolls of New Albion

Finley Brown

Currently in Japan for my Honeymoon, and idk if any of yall know but it’s very very very quiet on the subways. Well let’s just say my AirPods were connected to my wife’s phone when I put them in and it took about 10 seconds for me to realize yall were full blast on the Japanese subway. I’m glad a top 3 most embarrassing moment for me had you guys involved 😭

Connor

Hadn’t Blake not seen Trudy’s meat brain before?

Beck

Anyone listen to Paul shapera? I heard “mountains to the west,” and I could only hear Raven’s voice, “Mountains to the west my ass!” I love this season. Will is a fantastic storyteller.

Moogle Bop

Will, have you seen the freezer episode of love, death, and robots? I’d recommend it if not!! Kind of a similar concept!

Beck

“Excrement Swamp” sounds like a middle schooler’s emo band

Jadon Baldwin

We always learn so much about these beautiful people during the intro facts, especially Anthony

Jadon Baldwin

It's ok. That CEO is done aging.

King Humble

The crew should have pulled some aang gaslighting from that one episode where he tricks those clans into thinking their centuries long war was based on a soccer game

I hate Italians

That CEO joke didn't age well.

Garret Franklin

Exactly what I thought

I hate Italians

Real shit

I hate Italians

Can we get some more of that sweet sweet dad hammer

Jiggly Cyanide

"Real gangsta's run red lights" absolutely sent me 😂

Chantelle Black

I was really with Matt this episode. I also thought the courtesy flush was so you don’t clog it and I also immediately thought John Carter about the horses. I also thought avatar tho.

Devon Willingham

I am LOVING the whole “mini world” stuff

AutumnBeFallin

Mole #1 should make her pee #2 - poop #3 (1 + 2) - diarrhea #4 - puke

Lucas

Potentially spoilery: There’s a hole in the stars and ARLO mentioned that something smells bad below the town— maybe a drain? Plus he mentions that there’s a “Day of the Hole” coming

Kimberly

As punishment for dying, Freddy should be forced to catch up on facts for Blake Lively until parity with the other players

Jefferson Conrad

So the bigfoots are the clans from The Great Divide episode of Avatar

Tyler

I think that was the joke

Paula M

Ngl when I heard the two tribes I thought the fire nation was gonna attack

Marcel Cabato

post the anthony drill drawing !!

Leah Kathleen

Second Beth may character to shit their pants 😂

Thomas MacLean

Literally thought the same thing, specially the theme song hole in the stars..? 🤨

RangotheWizard

Anthony with the "if your nasty" is so underrated lol

Elizabeth Romero

will your story rocks don't let then get to you lmao

Jasper Hulme

Wait has Will always said jury rigged, instead of Jerry rigged to describe something being mechanically improvised?

Patrick Morris

What if Peachyville is ALSO in a microverse?

Max Wilson

He never makes a sound

Louis Frohock

1:14:00 Will mentions a hole in the sky… the theme song mentions a hole in the stars in Peachyville…

Kimberly

Spoken like men who have never done a courtesy flush... Ever

Charlie Karls

And be very concerned if the eye party mole works on you

King Anvl

And one has tummy troubles

King Anvl

C3PO with the Ewoks

King Anvl

By getting increasingly buff until the muscles all along your body just pop, or something

Mr. N. Hacksaw

Hell, he could have started during the ride to the bunker. Two days of leisure -- don't tell me Kelsey wouldn't have wanted to read something in down time like that.

Mr. N. Hacksaw

“I can take him until he forgets the trauma you inflicted upon him” Is a personal stab to the heart

King Anvl

When I first started this journey I thought " geez Anthony seems like the type of bloke you'd take home to your parents"....... Dudes a villian

Daniel Roberts

Glad we've graduated from piss jokes to shit jokes

Tyler Horihan

I absolutely love this episode title. I wonder how many of the core demo for this podcast don’t get the reference? I feel like you have to be a certain age to know who Ina Garten is? Anyway, I really like this title! Maybe that will be the name of Freddie’s third character this campaign.

John Tankersley

Wild shit from Anthony Burch there in the deleted scenes, DAMMMMM

George

I will say, this is, from what I remember, quite the change of pace from previous seasons, where the story mostly follows Will and the characters build on each other while mostly accepting the direction of the pathways set out for them. It's cool, and I look forward to more of it, but a guilty pleasure of mine hides away, hoping for the gang to absolutely fuck Will's story up or to abuse one of his mechanics in a very tactically advantageous manner, one that would make Will really have to make something up for the group or make him sit back and see what happens among them, sprinkling in his own touch of chaos to the mix. The trex vs robot scene is a good example of that!

George

Yeah, I've come to a point of accepting Tony Colette ain't coming back and I'm really starting to love Blake Lively

George

Wait a minute, this is just the technologically adapted form of the time dialation in the forgotten realms, yeah! That's awesome!

George

Anthony activates decepti0n when he uses the bathroom

Darklysalted15

for some reason when I listen to this i picture them in my mind dressed as these characters. so yeah I imagine Kelsey is just mat in a wig and a dress lol.

Tannictor

The Sasquatch people spoke English again?! THEY READ THE ALPHABET BOOK! IT WORKED!!

geno

Thanks, Bradley!

Not Grandma

Love listening to this podcast on my free time... started this episode on my lunch break. . . That first 10 min of toilet talk killed me 😅😅😅😅

Bell Train

I'm with Anthony for I have too earned my Red Wings!

Jason Garrett

Couldn't yall just left Trudy out of the bunker, since she's a robot and doesn't age. Hopefully she wouldn't rust away and could've lived throughout the Bigfoot people's lifetime

Joshua Morales

Any port in a storm. Like he'd be willing to fuck the big foot

Bradley Popp

Any port in a storm I think.

Not Grandma

"Any port in the storm?" "Any party's important?" "Any part is a start?" Idk either

David ortega

For the life of me I can’t understand what Anthony is saying at 30:30.

Not Grandma

I vote Zuzel's Needlessly Painful Death

Jaime Timesamillion

This season actually was by far my favorite, I love the story and I feel like they’re much more in their element in call of Cthulhu, and I’m kinda bummed that they seem to be trying to blast through it at light speed, I wish they would just do a full proper season of it..

Pesty Lucas

I like voicing my opinion as much as the next person? I don't think I'm being outlandish. It fell so short compared to the previous fact which was a banger. Can't win 'em all though.

James Brown

Yes Kelsey I also stole from the lost and found! 😅

Shannon

I rarely fart when i poop... Team Anthony

Morgan Dixon

Do not eat while listening to the first 9.5 minutes, learned from experience

iGuessImHereNow _

Lmao, they could spend the rest of the season here and still make it back in time for dinner.

Emanuel

I've been really enjoying this season so far, but I feel for some of the players there is more of a focus on subverting expectation and interrupting other peoples scenes then actually getting immersed in the story. I know that's what dungeons and daddies is, but sometimes it'd be nice to explore the story like at the start of the season.

Hydra465

As the ambassador for the Swedish people, we accept Blake Lively even if his accent isnt very good!

William69

Has Matt said how tall Kelsey Grammer is? In my head she's basically the same size as Matt. 😆

SIM0NEY

Missed opportunity by Matt to have Kelsey step outside and study the spell book for a month or so while the others stayed in the op center and doubled tapped the speed button to skip ahead.

Arkole Blake

So this is the forgotten Realms right? Like the time differences and stuff? This is like ancient Forgotten Realms.

Brady Hill

Anthony not farting when he takes a shit is more offensive to me than Dad Save America ever will be 😭🤣

Emily Leith

What if we could submit spell ideas for Kelsey’s grimoire? That’d be fun

Ston Rampler

God I love Blake Lively 🤣🤣🤣

TheShy Typospherian

anthony’s “oh my god” as will starts the story of the two tribes was such a perfect kill shot to the heart of a dm. hilarious but so hurtful i would’ve packed up my notes right then and there 😂 more power to ya will, you’re a stronger man than i.

Zo Perry

Between Anthony playing his Steamdeck and Matt trying to rush and bulldoze scenes, are you guys still enjoying this season? This season has been fun and different, but it seems like a couple folks have checked out of the campaign a bit. Not trying to be a downer, but just an observation about this season. Will, you're doing awesome running.

Tim Roberts

These Peachy facts..... I could have had just those released and been satisfied with the drop haha

Caleb Jud

I wanna see Anthony’s beautiful artwork

Kitt

Nice

Daniel Bryn

Why do people pay money to say this kinda shit?

George

Gotta get that butter

Halophyte

So at least in two different seasons, Beth's character shits themselves lmao

David ortega

Anthony's quest to derail the campaign is just making himself and Francis look more unhinged with each episode

David ortega

Keep every episode 90+ minutes please and thank you, you guys are killing it

jeans parmesan

I mean, it’s literally supposed to be THE story that inspired Hamlet.

Alex

I agree it was amazing but saw through the veil of it just being Nordic Lion King (but also Macbeth if you're pretentious enough to correct me or from the 17th century) like 5 minutes in

David ortega

What’s with that dig at The Northman? “That movie that we saw and we hated it” you fucking kidding me? The Northman was dope?!

Alex

Blake lively reminds me of Mac’s disguise from s7 e9 of always sunny in Philadelphia

Logan

“What are these bones over here” “Shut up don’t worry about that shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up”

Devin Willie

8 min in and I've already almost fallen of something from laughter. Good gawd Anthony

Daniel Roberts

Blocked

Jaime Timesamillion

Real gangsters run red lights! 😅😆

Patrick Hernandez

Oooohhhh okay makes sense! I was really overthinking it 😂

Linda Pozen

Probs the scientist dude trying to get someone’s attention when he first got trapped

ZoeyIsGay

what a boring Trudy fact compared to previous facts.

James Brown

"You wont fill up on it either". Nice!

Tannictor

I feel like I missed something…what was the sound in the intro that sounded like someone banging their fist and muffled yelling referencing?

Linda Pozen

This is how we find out why anthony is the most relaxed high strung person. He can make silent poops.

Tannictor

Just don’t push mole 2.

Rob Gibbons

Ironic username.

Rob Gibbons

I laughed harder at this episode than I have in quite a while. The plot of this episode was not particularly funnier than any other (still good), but the banter and one-liners were top tier. Everyone was on point.

B. J. Boyd

SURSTRÖMMING LMAOOO

Fia

freddy's just the main character. Your gonna have a lot more nickels soon my friend.

I hate Italians

whoops wrong post yikes my bad

I hate Italians

I hate Italians

If I had a nickel for every time a DnDads season’s character group starts being referred to along the lines of “The Party + Freddie’s character” I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

Zander Gibney

Omg! You’re right! Milton makes so much sense, and our favorite forgetful improvisers have completely forgotten about the poor boy. Evidence by the, “We’ve received items?!?” this episode 😂😂

Ralph

i was wondering the same thing, my current theory is that it’s milton, who kelsey knows was abducted by the anderson gang like… five episodes ago? and has not been heard from since 😂 hope the lil guy’s okay

Zo Perry

as a fellow vegan, I find it impossible that Anthony doesn’t fart when he poops. It sounds like a tuba solo every time i’m on the toilet

Silent H

Matt is going to pick revive and revive freddie's old character that I forgot the name of

Ace Hutson

Anthony at the 37:47 mark with that “Oh my god.” Was honestly the meanest and best thing I have ever heard from this group. Especially with how much Will tortured Anthony in Season 1 with ridiculous Henry-ism… it’s perfection.

Ralph

Anthony saying No! After a know roll gets me everytime. So happy he is a PC now. 😂

Daniel B

Excrement swamp is my new band name

Namedafterabook

Loving the concept of what project heartland is doing, but man so much flooding. The poor plumbing here

Golden_Grim

Matt’s, “Okay,” to Beth’s Peachy Fact was as much a sniper shot as his, “That was funny… I laughed,” from last season 😂

Ralph

That's terrifying

Jacey Anderson

Really excited for “The Peach Pit” next week because wtf was that intro? What was the banging? I swear I listened to the last episode 4 times 😂 (yessssss I’m in a bit of a depressed state and the Daddies are my comfort media lol) 😂

Ralph

When are the swamp guys going to recognize Blake as the Messiah! Their resistance guarding the ancient bone throne!

Chaos_

I love poop facts

Andrew Hernandez

Okay so I have to share thanks Matt's fact. When I went vegan...high fiber...im telling you the shits are amazing. I'm talking 30 seconds, nothing but net pez dispenser shits. And they're massive. I weighed myself before and after once, 4.4 lbs.

Halophyte

Yay new episode! Please show the drawing francis made!

Laura

"I didn't hear because I was screaming." The dndads story!

Pamphleteer

Never thought I would get people with a lot of moles representation in a podcast, but I'm here for it.

Ryan Bennis

Does this mean that everyone in the group is like 1,000 years or more older because of how time works?

Nick

As a vegetarian myself, I can confirm 👍

Khaymen Hoelscher

Yeeessss 😂

Jenna Norman

Surströmming is somehow worse.

Rob Gibbons

It takes Kelsey 5 whole turns to pinch a loaf?

Rob Gibbons

I didnt know people made sound until this

C Buff

V button to poll people who don't fart when they poop

Alexandra Grilli

I smell merch

Saucey McBurgerpants

Regularly have missile shits

Saucey McBurgerpants

It depends on how much you liked the books and how attached emotionally attached to them you are. I love the books before the movie, but found them as an adult, shortly before the movie came out so i was very excited. i thought the movie was a fun enough romp even with the changes. Tho imo the whole series would make a better fully animated film or animae than live action/cgi

Úlfdís

Real gangsters run red lights 😂😂😂

Jenna Norman

But are we going to see francis' amazing artwork?

ChunkyZebra

I’m sorry Beth said what about The Northman?

Richard Trauma

26th

Andrew Hernandez

Im loving the longer episodes btw

Joshua Johnso

I'm vegan but I fart when I poo

Stephanie Lake

Not my nebraskan 3rd generation Swedish ass yelling "ITS LUTEFISK!!" About the stinky fermented fish

Jacey Anderson

Happy 23rd dog

Jaime Timesamillion

If you didn't understand Anthony's Lindsay Graham reference, immediately forget he said anything and move on with your life

Jaime Timesamillion

I'm here for the butter

Dan Lott

I liked John Carter . . Did people not like that movie?

withinmyself

3 firsts and an eighth. Sounds like the title of a book about human trafficking and drug abuse. Happy Tuesday!

withinmyself

Will is right. A courtesy flush is used in a place where other people can hear you so you flush while pooping. I learned this in jail. 👾

withinmyself

People fart when they poop?

C Buff

If there’s a sign in the Bigfoot city that says “Children of the Night” RUN and then kill Will for unleashing those horrors

Savon Thompson

always a butter day with the dads

Octavia MacIsaac

Subtle sound design but I fucking love the typewriter sounds when everyone is typing that's so good

I don't know man

Jesus, the entire intro is killing me! I was about to walk my dogs, but they are patiently waiting with their leashes by the door because I’ve been laughing too hard and too loudly to step outside!

Quito Ollero

First!

Matty Major

Happy birthday!

Noah Fields

Heck yeah, new episode on my bday let’s go!

TacticianSolrac

eighth

Noah Fields

lol

Eli Gould

*sees titles* Ah, gonna be a banger, huh?

J.S.

Looking forward to another great Blake moment

Charles penney

Let's GOOOOOO

Margo Rubero

First!!!! Go daddies

chris Mcgrew

Let’s get this butter!!!

Saucey McBurgerpants

First

Saucey McBurgerpants