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[Bonus] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 6 - Go Woke, Gorm Broke
Added 2024-08-27 16:00:11 +0000 UTCThe Butcher’s bill was high indeed. Over a third of Nad Pod was killed last year, and yet, the settlement lives on. The new leader, Woke Campus, sends 5 survivors to hunt another Gorm. He is hoping for an easy hunt, a bit of breathing room, as he settles in and crafts Nad Pod to his whim.
The settlement lost more than it gained. Nothing but a butcher’s skull, and 5 new corpses.
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THE MONSTER
It’s gorm time again. He is still gross, and still scary. Well, this is a different gorm. But all gorms are gross and scary.
But no monster is as scary as watching William Campos manhandle your miniatures.
Look at this! 2 miniatures he’s broken.
THE SETTLEMENT PHASE
Finally we got some time to bone down, make some new survivors and get some new innovations.
Here is the creepy art for the Phoenix’s father.
And next episode, we hunt THE PHOENIX!
Comments
beth out here REPRESENTING
Mikael Fox
2025-07-10 05:52:46 +0000 UTC"But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Boofo was made..."
Drake Nuzzo
2025-06-21 02:44:39 +0000 UTClegs benedict fucked their own mom (orbson) and had grubhub😭😭
IllustriousNobody
2025-04-07 22:54:39 +0000 UTCAlso I love how they added suckling the leaders nipples, which is actually very accurate to ancient viking culture. In the "bog bodies" that have been resurfacing around the UK you can see overthrown leaders have their nipples cut off because that was their sign of power over others, as underlings had to kiss or suck his nipples as a form of submission. So...... great minds think alike? 💀
Sierra
2025-03-28 12:48:36 +0000 UTCNooo Peachyville is fun
David ortega
2024-11-26 02:10:20 +0000 UTCNone of these words are in the Bible.
Bramblin’ Man
2024-11-24 03:33:38 +0000 UTCMEN MEN MEN MEN MEN
Emalee Russell
2024-11-22 02:12:35 +0000 UTCThe cackle I let out at 34:20 was tremendous, and the continued laugh at none of the guys getting it was even better.
Claire Wilson
2024-11-19 08:53:42 +0000 UTCThis series is great would really enjoy more!
caleb williams
2024-11-15 21:21:22 +0000 UTCThe arm came off because -1 accuracy WILL DID NOTHING WRONG
George
2024-11-13 10:15:16 +0000 UTCI think there will be more! Maybe one in November. Or January if they let monthly Dadhammer episodes take us through the end of the year.
Running Ryden
2024-11-08 02:27:12 +0000 UTCI think it’s merely a question of when it will return, not if. Worry not! Now that the tours are over, and Dadhammer has been recorded and edited, we will probably get a new episode in November. Or January if they decide to let monthly Dadhammer episodes take us through the end of the year.
Running Ryden
2024-11-08 02:23:04 +0000 UTCThis is the real season 3 as far as I’m concerned
caesar tovar
2024-11-07 21:42:26 +0000 UTCWill there be more episodes of this? Also, I'm a new patreon supporter, and I can't seem to link to the discord. I'm on mobile and so no "more" option in settings to link patreon to discord.
Zoltan
2024-11-07 17:07:43 +0000 UTCI am obsessed with this, don’t let the series die! 😩
IntStackedIdiot
2024-11-04 17:09:29 +0000 UTC"like a toddler trying to pick up cold fish from the table" such a specific and accurate descriptions haha
Caleb Jud
2024-10-31 18:39:56 +0000 UTCReally hope we get a Chambawamba cold open for KDM
Aindriú Tadhg Ó Súilleabháin
2024-10-27 14:10:07 +0000 UTCI think more got delayed by the European Tour
Caleb Jud
2024-10-24 19:42:07 +0000 UTCcan’t wait to hear roy orb-son sing Oh Pretty Boofo
Makoto Devolin
2024-10-21 08:59:54 +0000 UTCI can’t wait for the next episode!!!
Franco Rivas
2024-10-16 16:57:13 +0000 UTCLove this series!! I think Babe Mua’Dep is also a grandchild of Boofo, Hero of the hunt— Boofo, Hero of the Hunt and Dr Gess had Dark Brandon (previously Sleepy Joe) who then did the Bed Dance with Paul Atredeez Nutz and had Babe
Delydia
2024-10-16 15:07:03 +0000 UTCI love when Beth talks nonsense that makes perfect sense to me and yet the guys miss the joke completely. 💖
Breeb
2024-10-15 23:50:05 +0000 UTC“Promise you’ll stop for me 😔” absolutely killed me and the guys not understanding killed me even more 😂
Gabby Rago
2024-10-14 16:00:49 +0000 UTCis it over?
Eduardo da Silva Pires
2024-10-13 20:00:32 +0000 UTCSo sad this is over, this is the main reason I subscribed ☺️
Ian Lies
2024-10-12 08:57:16 +0000 UTCThis is great. This is what got me to sub. More please!
Taylor Johnson
2024-10-10 11:39:45 +0000 UTCCan we get more, please!
Alex 9j
2024-09-30 23:16:36 +0000 UTCHard to follow but I AM HERE for the MGS references. 9/10 would recommend.
JT
2024-09-27 03:17:39 +0000 UTCIt's a joke about SH scars, normally a girl's fictional character bf would see her SH scars and ask her to stop for him. But it's morphed over time to be about unrelated bloody things/scars, as a joke.
Dash_ofPepper
2024-09-25 07:04:56 +0000 UTCIt's OK Beth, I'm laughing at your obscure 2013 tumblr references
Rebecca
2024-09-23 02:24:23 +0000 UTCCan you explain it to me? I tried looking it up and can’t figure out what she’s on about. I think I got it after it became a meme but can’t find the source
Valde c
2024-09-20 22:00:33 +0000 UTCWild how much incest happened in this episode 😂
Lindy Lou
2024-09-12 09:06:43 +0000 UTCEvery Christmas from when I was liek 8-13 my gramps gave me pod. I think some of my cousins still get it for Christmas.
Devon Willingham
2024-09-11 22:03:29 +0000 UTCHitting the Gorm not ooonce, not twiiiice, but as many times as I liiiiike.
Satin Pistol
2024-09-06 21:33:18 +0000 UTCBod Body Spray is still available! You can choose from scents such as: Black, Blue Surf, Ripped Abs, Most Wanted, Blue Musk, Men's Reserve, Fresh Guy, and Iconic.
Cassie Muldrow
2024-09-06 20:31:58 +0000 UTC“I wanted to make it clip clop” -Will campos
Demetri
2024-09-06 17:28:35 +0000 UTCThe whole will breaking the miniature killed me, I was dying laughing
SwoopDoesntKnow
2024-09-06 10:28:11 +0000 UTCLove these play through. Please keep doing these
Ty Saunders
2024-09-05 03:09:47 +0000 UTCThis series made me back up this patreon and it is worth every penny
Pedro Machado Figueira
2024-09-03 16:51:15 +0000 UTCSimilar but playing irl game, we got wiped.
kt
2024-09-03 11:40:27 +0000 UTCThe silence during Beth’s joke is so loud
James Brown
2024-09-03 05:57:40 +0000 UTCPaying for Patreon is worth it just for this series!
Kayla North
2024-09-03 00:19:32 +0000 UTCI love this series. Please keep it going!
Devan Kranz
2024-09-02 00:59:42 +0000 UTCBeth's tumblr joke was a hit, can confirm as an ex tumblr girly
Vikki Venom
2024-09-01 23:18:35 +0000 UTCIsn’t jimminy Christmas the child of sonofboofo and Beth’s gorm defeater?
Creekie05
2024-08-31 20:41:49 +0000 UTCsmithdox on tiktok
Quentin Smith
2024-08-31 15:02:36 +0000 UTCNorway still got surge but we call it urge
Andreas Tysland
2024-08-31 14:30:18 +0000 UTCAm I the only one that loves the crisp sound of Matt drawing a card?
Keith Rodriguez
2024-08-31 05:59:11 +0000 UTC"Do you want to fuck old feathers?" I'm fucking dying. 😂😭
Dylan Yuste
2024-08-31 02:40:56 +0000 UTCI loved the episode it's just that everyone seemed off in a way nothing bad. I love everything they do.
YoMomma_KnowsBerry
2024-08-30 23:27:36 +0000 UTCI had a ton of fun with this ep personally, but it was definitely the goofiest by far. The whole cast had the sillies big time and I think the easy gorm redux fight made it a little less high stakes. Again I loved it, but I can totally see how it feels like something of an outlier. Don't feel bad if it wasn't the same vibe for you!
AutumnFacts
2024-08-30 23:12:47 +0000 UTCHonestly I appreciate this prospective from someone who has played Kindgom Death Monster! I've never played myself, so I didn't even think about that!
AutumnFacts
2024-08-30 23:08:42 +0000 UTCOh yeah
Ari Cohen
2024-08-30 20:13:58 +0000 UTCBeth is like blazed out of her mind during this episode right
Cammy
2024-08-30 17:50:53 +0000 UTCMatt confidently declaring "she's got cake" rather than "she's caked up" knocked me tf out
Pamphleteer
2024-08-30 17:39:36 +0000 UTCThe Gorm-rapping bit made my brain feel like a lawnmower that didn’t want to start
Krryptiid
2024-08-30 16:15:15 +0000 UTCMen men men
Bill Washington
2024-08-30 03:00:47 +0000 UTCAh, good. Madness.
Bishibosh44
2024-08-29 20:41:53 +0000 UTCBabe.
Mark Fizzy
2024-08-29 20:27:17 +0000 UTCThe best one so far.
Andrew
2024-08-29 18:48:58 +0000 UTCBeth must’ve had a good edible before this recording started 🤣
Bronto Crushrock
2024-08-29 18:41:35 +0000 UTCTHE CHEST AND CHECKERS REFERENCE IM DEAD
AutumnBeFallin
2024-08-29 18:39:29 +0000 UTCis orb’s son’s first name roy? i’ll see my self out, thank you.
Joshua Panter
2024-08-29 14:03:40 +0000 UTCBut close there with the -lightning, might have to do another yt apology
dillon ponton
2024-08-29 12:53:03 +0000 UTCBeth is the funniest person on this podcast but her humor is so chronically online that these video game dweebs don't understand. Now I know how Joan of Arc felt.
Jenica
2024-08-29 07:27:18 +0000 UTCDid you guys mean to skip armored strangers and go on to the feather? Just wondering, because I bought the simulator with a friend because of this podcast and we got hit with plague, then armored strangers and it was brutal.
Robert Kitchen
2024-08-29 05:06:09 +0000 UTCI also just realised Beth was probably thinking of Buffy and Angel with the Gorm's death, or at least I was from her description lmao
Jasper Hulme
2024-08-29 04:17:07 +0000 UTCAlways be consenting 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thomas Webb
2024-08-29 03:39:25 +0000 UTCMy phone bugged out and crashed the site at the delayed gratification joke, really elevated it
moooses
2024-08-29 02:33:35 +0000 UTCBeth representing the tumblr girlies as always. But promise you won’t stop…for me..
Jill Klatt
2024-08-29 01:52:21 +0000 UTCPaint paint men men men
SynapticWyrm
2024-08-29 01:10:20 +0000 UTCThe new gorm noises sound like the Pikmin Cow Slug (raging bloyster) boss. Super hilarious
Jarred baker
2024-08-28 20:09:44 +0000 UTCI love the energy during these episodes ❤️
Holger Andersson
2024-08-28 17:56:40 +0000 UTCBabe!
BörkBörk
2024-08-28 17:22:49 +0000 UTCFuck yes
BörkBörk
2024-08-28 17:22:07 +0000 UTCLeggs is great
Arie
2024-08-28 17:08:03 +0000 UTCFacts
YoMomma_KnowsBerry
2024-08-28 15:22:18 +0000 UTCBc you forgot to take your meds ❤️
Taylor D
2024-08-28 15:21:40 +0000 UTCI love when they all slip into Snake voice. It's one of my favorite recurring bits.
Jeremy Cook
2024-08-28 14:31:15 +0000 UTCSo monogamy gives you post hunt clarity?
Gage
2024-08-28 13:53:48 +0000 UTCFrolicking ball sack! fucking wild🤣🤣
Gage
2024-08-28 12:29:43 +0000 UTCWhy did this episode feel off?
YoMomma_KnowsBerry
2024-08-28 12:25:59 +0000 UTCWill: Have you considered expanding your services to an area that i could potentially offer? *fart noise* Will: i see
mandy
2024-08-28 12:05:41 +0000 UTCYeah I tried finding it this morning but its not there yet :(
Kayden Pierce
2024-08-28 11:28:45 +0000 UTCdid the episode ever drop? I don't see it in my timeline.
Zack Bochman
2024-08-28 11:27:56 +0000 UTCBabe!?!
Bjørn W Westblad
2024-08-28 06:40:48 +0000 UTCBABE!
Jose Thomason
2024-08-28 06:17:42 +0000 UTCBabe?!
Bjørn W Westblad
2024-08-28 06:17:34 +0000 UTCBabe!?
Bjørn W Westblad
2024-08-28 06:17:20 +0000 UTCBabe!!
Bjørn W Westblad
2024-08-28 06:17:09 +0000 UTCBABE!
Bjørn W Westblad
2024-08-28 06:17:02 +0000 UTCPROMISE YOULL STOP FOR ME TOOK ME THE HELL OUT
Jasper Hulme
2024-08-28 04:44:30 +0000 UTCThis has been the most anticipated piece of media for me for the last two months lol. I can't wait!
Robert Kitchen
2024-08-28 04:44:19 +0000 UTCI need more of this.
Chris Blalock
2024-08-28 04:32:42 +0000 UTCYES A NEW EPISODE!
Jose Thomason
2024-08-28 03:30:36 +0000 UTCLegal puns: A+ Will
ShannyKrik
2024-08-28 03:24:07 +0000 UTC🤦🏻♀️ Backstrap is muscle along the spine, where you get a ribeye steak. Not a fajita flank steak
ShannyKrik
2024-08-28 03:17:11 +0000 UTCEverytime they said Men, I think of the Two and A Half men theme. Please tell I'm not the only one....
Bassbone98
2024-08-28 02:43:55 +0000 UTCMennnnnnnnnnnnn
SonOfABoofo
2024-08-28 01:44:13 +0000 UTCThis episode had me in tears like three separate times jesus christ
BT Bishop
2024-08-28 01:38:32 +0000 UTCoh hey thanks i stole them from the president
Jamie Burke
2024-08-28 01:23:24 +0000 UTCI like your shoelaces!
SJ Faubert
2024-08-28 01:17:53 +0000 UTCWas going to say the same thing. It's unhinged and fantastic
Tyler Cowell
2024-08-28 00:11:09 +0000 UTCSounds like a mix of the Thing and the bear from annihilation. I hate it, thanks!
Namedafterabook
2024-08-27 23:21:46 +0000 UTCAs a long time Chowder fan I’m sad the show didn’t get the shoutout it deserved.
Peachy
2024-08-27 22:42:18 +0000 UTCBeth's commitment to the long legs joke had me dying I haven't even seen the movie lmao 🤣
Chillycheesedogs
2024-08-27 22:27:56 +0000 UTCI'm I'm love with this series btw
James Medina
2024-08-27 22:14:56 +0000 UTCMen! Men! Men!
Dan Lott
2024-08-27 21:42:06 +0000 UTCMan the long legs references were so good. Can't wait for the deadpool and wolverine references since I know that its definitely one of the most best movie.
Eric. C
2024-08-27 21:30:16 +0000 UTCIf it can be critical wounded then yes. Not all HL can be critical wounded even with a crit though
sybillium4
2024-08-27 21:29:18 +0000 UTCMen! Men! Men!
Gmork
2024-08-27 21:28:42 +0000 UTCwe need these more often
joah asher
2024-08-27 21:12:46 +0000 UTCPlease don't stop, Beth, for me xx
Emma Coulthurst
2024-08-27 21:11:32 +0000 UTCMen men men
Dan Lott
2024-08-27 20:37:22 +0000 UTCYou guys are using bow mastery without anyone hitting 10 xp in its use
sybillium4
2024-08-27 20:12:35 +0000 UTCYall ever get blamed by your dad's for their feather watching habits or was that just me?
ADoubleEgg
2024-08-27 20:08:34 +0000 UTCMen! Men! Men! Men!
BigNovaKane
2024-08-27 19:48:37 +0000 UTCCorrect me if I'm wrong but doesn't Crits cancel out reactions on HL?
Decius Terra
2024-08-27 19:44:20 +0000 UTC2013 tumblr girlies? *blows dust off of galaxy leggings* ive been summoned
Jamie Burke
2024-08-27 19:43:35 +0000 UTCDont worry Beth, I got it
Ben Monteith
2024-08-27 19:38:39 +0000 UTCYesssssssss! BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!!
Poizin Miharu
2024-08-27 19:33:03 +0000 UTCThis series is so dope!! 🔥 new patreon here, this is exactly what I came here for, thanks guys!!
Ferrari
2024-08-27 19:14:59 +0000 UTCThis might be my favorite series you guys have done! Thank you so much!
Panda_Dork
2024-08-27 19:05:44 +0000 UTCWill with the deep bod pull
Charlie
2024-08-27 18:57:24 +0000 UTCWhen Will said "consigliere" I heard "cuntsigliere," as in a consigliere who is serving cunt. Which absolutely sounds like a name y'all would grant to one of these characters 😂
xatlern
2024-08-27 18:23:08 +0000 UTC2013 Tumblr girlie here. We’re here for you, Beth 🤣
Kay M. C.
2024-08-27 18:04:58 +0000 UTCWoo!!! I just finished the 5th episode so happy to see this posted
Natural Dragon
2024-08-27 18:02:53 +0000 UTCSo excited there is a new one!!!
Josh Perry
2024-08-27 17:58:08 +0000 UTCAlso how is will the one that gets housed every game
Creekie05
2024-08-27 17:56:46 +0000 UTCAlready losing my shit over competitive making out
InsomniacArrest
2024-08-27 17:55:39 +0000 UTCDidn’t will break the other figure last game too? Or was that Matt
Creekie05
2024-08-27 17:53:45 +0000 UTCNADDPOD ABC BDSM
Gurpgork Baksheesh
2024-08-27 17:50:07 +0000 UTC...now it's a BDSM podcast 🤣
James Moretti
2024-08-27 17:45:21 +0000 UTCGreat, this podcast is now illegal in Utah because of a feather.
Gurpgork Baksheesh
2024-08-27 17:40:49 +0000 UTCBut I love this whole cast.
Creekie05
2024-08-27 17:35:16 +0000 UTCWell Legolas is the son of the elf king of Mirkwood, so yes Legolas is from Mirkwood
Creekie05
2024-08-27 17:34:22 +0000 UTC*touches circumcision scar* “promise you’ll stop for me”
Matt Bond
2024-08-27 17:29:18 +0000 UTCI upped my membership to get the Kingdom Death Monster shirt
AutumnFacts
2024-08-27 17:22:16 +0000 UTCI joined for other reasons, but they provide the best patreon content of any pod I listen to.
Gmork
2024-08-27 17:20:01 +0000 UTCThis series is a big reason why I subbed to the Patreon, love to see the new episode!
Elliott S.
2024-08-27 17:17:15 +0000 UTCSo excited to see this drop I gasped
AutumnFacts
2024-08-27 17:02:52 +0000 UTCThis series is literally the main reason I subbed to the patreon
Miguel
2024-08-27 17:02:48 +0000 UTCI just love this series so much 🥹🥹🥹🥹
Cody Thompson
2024-08-27 17:00:28 +0000 UTCYou could fuck your mother. I mean… uhhh… never mind
kayce webber
2024-08-27 16:51:42 +0000 UTC"useful and delicous" "just like me"
smol lapdog
2024-08-27 16:44:55 +0000 UTCDont know if on purpose but matts character sounding alot like the psycho from borderlands
Liam galloway
2024-08-27 16:42:48 +0000 UTCPlease keep this going… this is easily my favorite series
Riley Robertson
2024-08-27 16:42:02 +0000 UTCDamn, rolling that 10 off a random hunt event is really lucky. Getting a free innovation at no cost puts you so far ahead, it’s unreal.
J.S.
2024-08-27 16:40:38 +0000 UTC🎶if you wanna be my consort, you gotta eat my orb shards🎶
Burk
2024-08-27 16:39:59 +0000 UTCI’m way too invested in the preservation of the boofo line
Mitochondria
2024-08-27 16:36:44 +0000 UTCLoving this series! Any tips for a new DM?
Freudian Slip
2024-08-27 16:32:00 +0000 UTCAnthony here reading off the note Will gave him
Chris Wade
2024-08-27 16:30:53 +0000 UTCSo ready!! I’m big hype!! I AM WILLAM CUMPOSE!
William Cumpose
2024-08-27 16:29:46 +0000 UTCLETS GOOOO 🔥🔥🔥
smol lapdog
2024-08-27 16:28:44 +0000 UTCWish this was on video, good episode though!
Ulysses
2024-08-27 16:27:14 +0000 UTCThis, the areas tour, AND an episode dropping today??? 🤩 what a day
Kayden Pierce
2024-08-27 16:24:22 +0000 UTCSave the mini's!! Gotta handle them for Will from now on
GrimGhost343
2024-08-27 16:22:07 +0000 UTCLove it
Curtis Burns
2024-08-27 16:20:41 +0000 UTCThese can't come fast enough.
Daniel Monahan
2024-08-27 16:20:20 +0000 UTCNot everyone
Shawn Kline
2024-08-27 16:17:59 +0000 UTCYass guys
Breo Padden
2024-08-27 16:15:51 +0000 UTCWish this was dad hammer- everyone
Bardy B
2024-08-27 16:04:58 +0000 UTCgreat ep
Joshua Johnso
2024-08-27 16:01:35 +0000 UTC
