[Bonus] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 3 - What Screams May Come

Orb's full name is Erin Orb Neil. Thank you for your time

Marissa Y

I want to play this game so bad. But would need a Matt otherwise it'd just be stressful

Jason Doty

Anyone else hearing a metric ton of cigarette light flicks?

Justin Kalman

has anyone else made a chart of characters to keep track of who's who? I'm normal btw

Haven

Lisan Al deez nutz

Michael Arivett

Naw he's aight

Suki Yaki

That sound effect when the screaming antelope skittered along on it's teeth was so out of pocket. Excellent job, but also, how dare you.

Claire Wilson

I think he's just really excited to play a game he has had for over 5 years, paid for the kick starter and is now finally playing it for the 2nd time. Man's just trying to make sure everyone plays right and he all so Consults Anthony anytime he isn't too sure about something

jock (trippy) elton

Does anyone else kinda feel like Matt is just a big prick during all these sessions? I love these episodes but he makes me frustrated listening to him run the game. Lol

Tucker Anderson

NOOO SLEEPY JOE!!

Jesper Samuelsson

The titty mini can shave their bush if they'd like. Lol

ChamorroJesus671

not giving the titty-mini a bush is criminal and heinously misogynistic /j

Lilli Grace

She was, but I guess she/he is genderfluid cause they keep switching up the pronouns

Marbeline

Play it on tabletop simulator if you have a pc. Its there, i just checked and added it to my list.

Kel-the-pup

Gorm climate is supposed to be added to the time line every year weather it is drawn as the settlement event or not, it should still activate

Omagathief

Just looked up how much this game costs. Guess I will never play this game

The Real Canadian Morgan Man

I love the card pull THWICK sound.

mandy

With automatic cow milkers, cow will line up and go to them all on their own when ever they feel the need to be milked- so other than relieving the uncomfortableness and reducing infection risk, it must release some kind of feel good hormone. Baby not needed.

mandy

Is “Dark Brandon” a KOTOR reference to “Darth Bandon”? 😂

Brandon Curtis

Beth had me snort laughing

Beauty(Austin) & Beast(Victoria) Tag Team Champs

If I had a nickel for every time Will played a peppy cheerleader, I’d have two nickels

Stephen Readyoff

On the breastfeeding note there are mixed reviews. For some moms it can be painful but for a lot of women (because it causes the body to release oxytocin) it generates a feeling of comfort and contentment, also leading to a feeling of closeness with the baby. I would assume this system would be similar for a mama cow and her baby but I have no idea how it would play out for a cow being milked.

Panda_Dork

Freddie being Freddie is really paying off for him in this game 😭

Nubzly

Wait I thought buffo de beppo/ buffo prime was buffo’s daughter not his son. Did I miss something?

Panda_Dork

S3 is fantastic but so is this series please give us more

Colin Barnett

I am now at my 4th listen of this bonus serie. Also i've purchased the board game💀. Can't wait for the next episode

Azak

when would the next EP drop?

Louie Torres

Am I the only one interested to see Boofo Prime usurp Boofo, Hero of the Hunt and start advancing The Story of Blood to the next level?

Valdis Umbra

We need more kingdom dad monster!!!

Pidgey_103

Name suggestion: Funky Gunk

Scarlett Turner

Name suggestion: Ringo Domingo

Scarlett Turner

Love love love this series EPISODE FOUR PLZ

Xailin Ortiz

This game is awesome I hope you guys keep making more. I’ve listened to these 5 episodes like 5 times in the last few weeks.

Matthew Hasenauer

Love it. Please keep doing them!

Toby Gladwin

Please sir, I want some more.

Haviland Dominguez

Love this series! Keep doing what you do 😁😁

Hannes Warnestad

Name suggestion: Ringo El Bingo

Hannes Warnestad

Loving these episodes, and the RP of these hapless hunters. Anyone else going wild tho when they miss rules? I was on the verge of shouting at my phone “The ticks, what about the ticks…?!” Plus Paul AtredeezNuts misses out on the second population roll, missing baby!

Sean Mulroney

Name suggestion: squeaky Elro

Cailet Reid

Name suggestion: Tiny Roro

Cailet Reid

I love how enthusiastic Matt js for this game. Sorry, for this Gorm.

Coda (in sensitivity training) Blaze

Matt may like Warhammer Blackstone fortress it’s very similar to this

JaggedPaintchip

Absolutely loving these can't wait for the next one

Quentin R

I'm worried for Boofo Prime and Paul when the murder comes around again. If it works the same one of the murder duo will get murdered.

Brandon Taylor

Anyone know when these episodes are released?? Can't wait for more

CMD56

This is truly fantastic, I love this so much, so hyped for more!!!

Nikko Johnston

Moooooar!!! Now plz

Brian Whitfield

I’m totally obsessed with this, can’t wait for more! :]

Evangeline Casson

I hadn’t thought of it that way, but you’re absolutely right that this is a group of people that I think anyone could feel safe with. I’d be mental health besties with Beth, Will and Anthony any day. Any and all opinions will never be safe from Freddie or Matt, however 😂😂 ready for another debate me, coward! If it’s a bear or one of the dad crew in the woods, dad crew it is.

Miranda Vargas

I realy enjoy this pleas continue

Jonatan Bergöö

Loving these. Can't wait for more

Paul Castles

Such a good show!

The Overthinker

Fingers are crossed for. Full playthrough. What a chaotic experience. Boofoe prime MVP ❤️

Lachlan Mcelroy

I’ve listened to these three episodes so many times, 10/10

Miranda Vargas

I love dungeon and daddies but would subscribe just to listen to this. This is such an amazing series

Jordan Ackland

Boofo Prime cannot be contained by gender, as they transcend it entirely

glizzy_god

Yes, of course! You can see the KDM collection here: https://www.patreon.com/collection/383070?view=expanded

Ashley Nicollette

When the monster knocks you down, you get back up at the end of the monsters "Next" turn. That's why encourage is such an important survival action

Anthony Tellone

Is there an episode 2?

Michael C

Had to sub to the patreon to listen to all the episodes. Bought the game myself and I'm excited to play with mates. Loving this series sm

logann weeb

sleepy jo changing pronouns along with his name, finally a big tiddy transmasc icon not shamed by the female body

hal

Gender fluid, gross

withinmyself

My favorite part of these episodes is when Anthony goes “Great”

Peachy

i’ll admit the misgendering of Boofo Di Beppo annoyed me at first (i wanted to have two nickels for beth’s character to be involved in a murder lesbian duo) but then freddie correcting himself like ten minutes in to say daughter of Boofo then immediately turned around to use he/him anyways like lol okay she’s genderfluid, Boofo Prime is the he/him lesbian we have been waiting for

siogosho

I like that with the inconsistency of Buffo di Beppo's gender they're basically genderfluid

Jasper Hulme

The horse at DIA is called Blusifer, and it killed its creator,

Creekie05

Don’t forget her dump truck ass

kt

I cant stop imagining Joe Biden with Double Ds, what the fuck did you guys do to me?

CopperKnight

You know what? I refered a friend to the podcast telling her how much I loved it because it's so effing hilarious and it's a major comfort listen (on my 4th relisten). I LOVE dungeon and daddies (not a bdsm podcast 😉)... But when I was telling her about the podcast I said "Beth is freaking hilarious and seriously, I would feel safe alone in a room with any of all of these men! It's amazing!" And then I realized first off, how rare that is... And second of all that's why it's such a comfort listen. Like even in the stressful or emotionally raw episodes it always feels like a safe cozy room. 💕 Love you all!

Bex Boster

It totally made my day to have Anthony use one of the names I suggested! I hope this series keeps on going ❤️

Widget

Freddie’s old man voice is an unexpected delight

Hannah Miller

Horses can see everything except what's directly behind them and the first couple get directly on front of them. 😄

Charleen Lamphere

Beth being a menace more then normal makes my day better

Deja

Freddie and Beth with their power ups had me dying 😭

Juan sandoval

Such a missed opportunity that this series doesn’t have an anime intro

Daniel Sołtysiński

This is the best bonus material you've produced so far. I live for Matt's passion projects 😭

LEIFSAN

Please make this a regular series. You guys are just great. I watched Rocket Jump as a kid and then fell off only for year later to realize halfway through season one of D&Dads that I know your work. Hey Anthony: You suck (just because you hate praise on your stellar work man. Please keep it up)

Carlos Anderson

RAAAA BLUCIFER MENTION

the lubricated eldritch rat

Justice for Beth (real Beth)/PaulAtreideeznuts/Gorm Destroyer I expect a full youtuber apology on behalf of women everywhere

Ilana Galpert

Beth pronounced bilious correctly and Freddie *incorrectly* corrected her. STOP OPPRESSING WOMEN FREDDIE >;(

Ilana Galpert

HIS NAME IS BLUCIFER, WILL!

Staten Island Jimmy

Matt as The Orb making creepy slurping noises was so funny. And nice hey riddle riddle call out by Anthony. Very funny stuff! 🤣🤣🤣

smeeth

I love this series so much! Everyone sounds like they are having an absolute ball

Kristina Lee

omg i love this series

RayneCloudMC

MORE!!!!!

jordan taylor

Have been waiting for this…. Thanx guys. X

Salmon Envelope

more... More.... MORE! YESSSSSS!

Ryan Jacobs

This series is so much fun to listen to hearing everyone be able to play makes it so much fun to listen too

Riley Oaks

The energy and the Dune puns are top tier. ♥️

Emeryth

I didn't know solo board games were a big thing either. Then I started working at a board game prototyping place and started seeing a ton like Iron Helm. It's a cool place, I kinda wanna send Matt stuff from there some time

Myorp

How do I forget that the settlement is called Naddpod every time! It's like a gong being rung next to my head every time I start an episode.

Jacob B.

This is really fun to hear I hope y'all are enjoying the new game system

WesKane

I love these. It’s turning out to be a really cool system for the narrative too. The two murders are now the elders lol

PuppyCrusher

Honestly, would listen to even longer episodes of this. I like the monster phases but the settlement and hunt phases leading up to the battle are the funniest parts, the monster battles are awesome tho.

Jeffrey Hayes

I need this game

Poizin Miharu

I’m loving the names

Sean Skuce

Cant wait for the next episode.

Derrick J

God I love this series!!!!!!!

Thomas Webb

Again. Just excellent, love these

Bad Fiction

What’s really funny is that they totally forgot about the ticks, but they had so much going on I don’t blame them

Codey mcfate

The reaction I had when the monster started walking on its belly mouth was Visceral

Derrick J

Did they really add the Seth Rogen laugh in that beginning part?

Mostazádh

I kept feeling attacked during this game! lol

Paul Litch

I'm so sad this game sounds amazing and I want it but it's so pricey 😭

Thorn Wiese

It's official. This has to become a full time second show. Release it the opposite week of Duns and Dads

Jeff Jamerson

This is a home run, could listen to this all day!

Robin Bosman

This is so so so much fun. I love how hyped everyone is. It just really works so well for you guys.

Pidgey_103

I just want to say. i would happily listen to a 5 hour episode of this.

Erin

So excited to see more KDM!

Fawnrir

I love this series so much!!! It's hilarious 🤣

Ranger Bradley

Edging my sanity is a great band name

Broden Orr

intro at .75 speed. So mood.

Elwyn

Having a friend like Matt that invests all the time and energy (and lots of money) into these games so you can just show up and play is my DREAM, for sure an MVP for setting up this series, thank you Matt

Collin Hoepf

I know a girl who tried cleaning her ferret cage with a spray bottle of scrubbing bubbles. The bleach in the cleaner with the ammonia in the ferret piss mixed and caused her to get woozy

PapaEggnog

Thank you for this content. I love you

Blake Edward

Haven’t listened yet and you just made me so excited

Austin Sharp

What the fuck..? that’s all I have to say

Jakob Medlin

Matt’s probably doing it on the back end. It’s 1 basic resource added to the settlement bank whenever a survivor dies (outside of certain scenarios).

J.S.

Boofo Di Peppo/new name keeps being referred to with all pronouns. They are gender-fluid imo : )

London Hughes

THE SCREAM I SCREAMT WHEN I SAW THIS DROPPED YESSSSSSSSS!!!!! Made my day!

Iris Somera

Graters RASPBERRY chocolate chip (the correct and full name) is seriously tye best choice he could have for favorite ice cream.

Peydon Bush

ugh i love kdm, love live boofo and his never ending progeny. question: does cannibalism only trigger on certain death scenarios? are they not eating (and gaining benefits from) those who died on hunts?

KeikoPin Cosplay

Loving this new show will be listening all the way to episode 200! Obligatory name suggestion: fullwood wood winter bottom

Adriano Papandrea

Just as a heads up, in last episode they got the Murder settlement event and it set another Murder on the timeline 2 years ahead, so no matter what happens, they’ll be another Murder in the next episode.

J.S.

It was shown in the post for the 2nd episode, but I've added it to this episode as well.

Matthew Arnold

I wanna see a pic of this mini, surely it csnt be as bad as Anthony, Beth, Will, and Freddie say... right Matt?

Hollywood _2001

As a midwife in training, I can confidently say this about breastfeeding: it's complicated, and you're all right... It can certainly be unpleasant - until the mother and baby gets it right, which can take some time (a half minute of moderate pain during the first few attempts is usually deemed acceptable, but in some cases it can take a lot longer), but if everything goes right, it should end up releasing a shittonne of oxytocin, the so-called love hormone, which is usually released during sex and eating chocolate, and can cause you to create strong loving bonds. Once this bond is created between mother and child, there's a beautiful give and take/supply and demand symbiotic relationship between them, - the more milk the child needs, the more the mother will produce, while even loading said milk with the exact nutritional components the child specifcally requires to flourish and build it's personal immune system (breastfeeding will save you a lot of visits to the doctor during the first year(s)). This is all a potentially rather complicated process, where first the mother usually has to be completely available to the baby's demands, while over time, the baby will become more used to the mother's needs and schedule. This process can be "hacked" by "extra" milking (supply and demand - if more is milked out, the more will be produced), which is essentially what dairy farmers make a living off. And yes, if a larger milking process is established, it will certainly be very painful for the mother to have it abruptly stopped, or even delayed. Any dairy farmer can tell you how the cows will mooh in absolute frustration if the milking is delayed. So can most human mothers

Lasse Hyllested

Had to relisten to make sure I didn’t hear the card wrong. they just forgot about the monster having ticks after the first round. Par for the course for dndads. :). I’m loving this series.

Arkole Blake

I love this series. The jfk joke killed me

Mark Crump

Awww, Blucifer made an appearance!

Jess Houwen

I would spend so much money on a Buffo fantasy book

Tate

Yussssss... been looking forward to this episode! Love your work team!

Steven Hill

This might be my favourite thing the crew has done tbh

Jordan White

Will barely being able to control his hatred of Joe Biden was very funny

Devin Willie

"we've all aged, we all gained disorders, and we've all changed our names and personalities." Yeah. Aging.

Joe Updyke-Allen

At first I was too intimidated by all of the parts of the game, like I wouldn’t be able to casually listen to it… but I am SO happy I started listening anyways cuz this is soooooo good!!!

Taylor von Sydow

obligatory "Keep this coming" comment so my fave creators can get feedback

FusRohNahSon

That’s only a roll of 1-3. The +1 hunt exp for the middle roll is just regular hunt exp.

J.S.

Love this so much!

Nathanael Rogers

You get... Stats... 🤣🤣

Emily Leith

This is my new favorite thing you guys do

Scott Fine

I came for the monsters. I stayed for the hazing about Matt's lack of Dune knowledge.

Emily Leith

Jiminy Christmas needs to fight Atnas!!! Christmas episode!!

Peter Blenski

I love Freddie. Never change my dude.

Darryl Holiday II

"I'm old" ~ Beth

Clymore

Still pushing for the names of Stank Nasty or Professor Garth Giblet

Mayb3ys0

The way they describe the miniatures got me wishing they did this series on video rather than just audio, especially to see the painted minis

Aaron

Am I the only one who, especially after the Millennium Parasite, started picture Boofo Prime as just a human version of Optimus Prime?

Rogzilla

The artwork is crazy.

james carter

Jon Allen

I would absolutely buy this and all expansions if it wasn't like $3000 Euros

First name Last name

Gaxe for the Rizzler

BigNovaKane

I love this! I never knew the game existed and now I’m waiting for my order to come through! Woohoo!

Jordan Penn

Dark Brandon fucking killed me

Jacobi

Yeah baby!!!

Jarsh Yarp

1000th post!!!!!

Hayden Hill

If gorm defeater dies this episode I dont know what Ill do with myself

Lyn

I am such a dweeb! This is so much fun and I couldn't wait for this to come out!

Ryan

My body is ready for this episode

Robert schmeltz

Yessss! Just finished listening to the second one this morning!

kalyn P

YUUUUUUUS-- DADDY MAAAAAAATT!!!!!

Cody Thompson

I screamed yes when seeing the notification and everyone in the room looked like I was mentally ill.. I mean they're not wrong...

Eijwan

Huzzah! I've been dying for more Kingdom Dad Monster :D

LongDongSilver

YEY CANT WAIT

Lily Hughes

YES THE TIME IS NOW!!

William Cumpose

It was in my calendar…… I don’t even have the birth of my baby in that calendar.

Aaron

Yesssss LETS GOOOOOOOO

Morti Mushy

Been pondering my orb waiting for this 🔮🤘

Jake Keane

YESS!! I love this game 🔥

Dylan Koenig

I've been waiting for this with an amount of excitement only the Gorm could understand

Dylan Hickel

I have been sincerely looking forward to this for the last two weeks 🗣️SO SAYS THE ORB

DaddyKarl69

Incredible content :D

Carlos Cifer

Love this too much

random polish guy

This shit rocks

gus burke