[No Ads] S2 Ep. 37 - Cut My Life Into Pizzas

I've listened to season 2 like 3 times now. But this all star cover genuinely made me cry this time around

Nico Campbell

Re listening to all 3 seasons, the hidden tag line is truly "We are a comedy podcast"

Golden_Grim

Weird mix of deep emotions and foot play

Tony Loch

I’m not crying, you’re crying! God, you spin a good tale guys.

Kim Barbaria

Never thought I would cry to an all star parody

Claire Anderson

Link made it all about him at the end

Div

“You’re enough as you are, I’ll be watching you from the stars” I’m so misty eyed already fucking Christ

Zapo Bapo

i almost choked on my food on "footkids"

Jake Pritchard

Ugh that all star version hit me harder than it should of

laura hein

I hate that linc took the garlic knot. Made it all about him

Div

that stupid all star cover is definitely not making a bitch sob at 10 am on a friday morning at work:(

Stormy

Beth may once again making me cry

Katie Starke

I'm not crying from an All Star cover. I'm not crying from an All Star cover. I'm NOT crying from an All Star cover-

Stephen Irving

I couldn't tell you how many times I've listened to this series, and this intro hits me in my dang tear ducts EVERY. DAMN. TIME.

Laura Chandler

That intro...I'm not crying, you are 😭

Jared Phelan

I'm so happy everyone in the comments in agreement that Anthony covering Smash Mouth was emotionally resonant 😭

Mark Cormier

hey now i’m your stepdad! please don’t be sad 🤧😔 be brave !!💥 hey now you’re a strong girl 🏋️‍♀️💪🏽 fight 🤺the word🌍, go slayy✨✨✨🌸🌈 you’re enough as you are. 🥺🥳🥰i’ll be watching you fr the stars ⭐️ ✨ 🥹🥹🥹

Noa en Dewi

listening in 2024 still wondering when taylor’s voice gonna drop

Kellie Zufelt

I’m so upset because terry was the most wholesome. Unfair. Crying from the stars

Peachy

This intro still hitting hard :'((

Risotto

Got me crying at a goddam smashmouth cover..

Jade Sheridan

‘You’ll never know how much I loved you so’ 😭 it makes me think of how it would have been if Terry lost Ron before reconciliation. Literally breaking my heart so much

Jade Sheridan

anthony making me cry with a fucking all star cover wasn’t on my Dndads bingo card

Frankie

HOW DARE THEY PUT THE MOST EMOTIONAL DEVASTATING LYRICS TO A SMASH MOUTH SONG

Sierra Bumgarner

Tug on my toes gave me such bad hiccups that I can no longer lead an army

Luna Luna

This episode was made even more chaotic by the silly dungeon. While it wasn’t thematically appropriate it was still fun to listen to tbh

Tinyhumanbrain76

The sound of the chairs in the background from Freddy and Matt standing up to check the Nat 20 makes me feel like the benches are clearing at a baseball game lol

Christian A.

Are episodes 32-36 missing for anyone else?

Liana Murphy

Agree with everyone dying over ‘you’re enough as you are’ but ‘you’ll never know I loved you so’ broke me. Thank you Anthony. You’re brilliant even if you killed my boy Terry jr

Erin

What timing for Smashmouth intro being used, RIP Steve Harwell

Noelle Bartley

The intro was heartbreaking Also Scary would be covering in her stepdads blood which is so scary/sad

Lauren Boersma

The intro was heartbreaking Also Scary would be covering in her stepdads blood and which is so scary too

Lauren Boersma

Link really is the most annoying character this season

Andrew Katapodis

Fucking CRYING at the intro

Kel

“This is my plastic fork, suffocation, no cheeses”

Xailin Ortiz

What an emotionally devastating Smash Mouth parody. Brand new sentence in human history

Charlie James

I hate this intro. I’ve heard it a dozen times across different platforms and I ugly cry every time.

Madeline Renfrow

papa roach cover?? freddy cmon.

james L

Why am I crying after a goofy silly pizza dungeon??!!

Vivi

Fantastic episode guys

Anticrafter2049

Oh god that intro, it’s so sad

Jeff Grant

I thought there was gonna be so many army of two jokes.

Preston Johnson

best intro in a wild, besties. jesus. incredible episode all around. woof.

tori

-5 points to Matt he should have eaten the garlic knot

GuyLucy

Anthony/Terry singing this intro makes me weep, and it’s such a poignant callback, just ahhhh

Amber Gray

This whole episode was so heartbreaking and hilarious at the same time. I have legit cried multiple times and laughed out loud. Yall are just fantastic.

Kelly Hardik

can patrons get this and all the other song intros as the next Dungeons and Daddys albums!

Allastra

omg the opening gag is heartbreaking, this is the most emotional rif on a song they've done yet

Allastra

You guys got me wanting to cry at that intro wtf

Emilie-Kate Tavernier

This episode was such a wild ride and getting progressively *ehem* "Lifted" in the last 30 minutes was a TIME

Holo (Holographic Balms)

Honestly top 3 best intros

Jui Sarwate

From start to finish I’ve never been so into an episode before! Anthony with an AMAZING intro and that audio of will and Beth when she “comes to” really hit me so hard. Hats off and well done everyone! Also thank god Freddy and Matt pulled us back into the light because it was getting pretty dam serious 🧐

Rydell

Love that intro ❤️

Dan C

great episode

renaeisgae

that intro nearly made me cry 😭

renaeisgae

I will never ever forgive you guys for this. The “your enough as you are” line did me in. It’s too soon guys. Terry was my favourite:(

Leah

Scary better run into Ron now

Eddie Jensen

I've listened to the intro like 5 times now, absolutely amazing!!!

Kael

He's a teenager making a rash decision out of anger towards the man who just killed his friends stepdad. Plus this whole season Linc and Grant have been fighting every time they see each other, so whatever solid foundation their relationship had has been crumbling every time they interact. This was the final act that shattered the foundation, and honestly I think it's reasonable for him to feel that way.

Xros the Fox

I would too!

Katie Dial

Omg the intro to this one had me full on sobbing by the end of the first chorus. I think that's my favorite intro they've done. You're enough as you are ❤️❤️❤️ What a perfect place to pull that back in.

Katie Dial

Gotta give a shout-out to the sound editing during the last minutes. Knowing when to enhance silence and highlight dialogue is an art. Made it hit so much harder

Pablo Acosta

I would purchase a full version of this intro in a heartbeat. I'll miss Terry Jr. 😭

Wratilkuj Frost

Tell me you're Australian without telling me you're Australian

Koomdaddy

Normal being angry was probably the coolest part of this episode, wish he’d just snap so severely that he’d go into some god level rage that shows he’s not the chosen one, but rather he was supposed (emphasis on supposed) to be the opposer of the chosen one.

Gabe Brown

I had to google what a Whirling Dervish was because I totally thought Anthony was dropping a reference to that Round the Twist episode Whirling Derfish..

Jarryd Urbas

I made it this whole damn season without crying until opening of this episode had me absolutely bawling!

Leon Kumori - Legendary hero of Bahumia from a future campaign

If terry was scary this episode, then I bet they do last resort instead of all star for the intro

Chase

What is this episode about I can't stop repeating the intro

andres garcia

"I'm down with the sickness" 😔

Lizzy French

The best moment was Anthony and Freddie calling it a warning shot, being totally supporitive bros... and Will remembering he's an insecure teenage boy and just letting himself fall apart.

Rae Ellis

This intro! I’m crying 😭

Rain Yang

The season 2 cover art for Terry Jr hits differently now as he hovers above Scary’s head. It’s the look I picture he was wearing during his final moment.

Thomas Christian Jr

Really wasn't prepared for how the intro would make me both laugh and cry Amazing episode yet again!

Gay Icon Yog-Sothoth

I didn't expect to get so emotional again! This was like listening to Death of a Salesman all over.

Matthew Lemm

This intro is amazing and so sad 😭😭

Josephine Johnston

Best episode yet holy hell!

Aran Eardley

I think this is the first time _ever_ I consumed a piece of Media that has a man be infertile and it being a big deal for him. At least in a way that's not just feeling reduced in His manilness or maybe some medieval having to keep a bloodline going, but simply because he really just wants a kid. Usually it's always women with that. Thank you, Anthony, really.

streetdreams

The intro triggered my daddy issues

Angelo Hurtado

Anthony, you mentioned several times how you'd set up this encounter to be a more light-hearted and goofy one and that Terry's death really messed with the tone. Given that, why did you kill him at all? Was there ever a chance he would not die when (and how?) he did?

Luna_and_Bella

What happened to the homebrew rule that they always still do half damage when they don't hit the AC? I feel like they did that in the Baby fight and never again, I just wonder why.

streetdreams

This episode man. First time DnDaddies has made me have to pause at work to both cry AND laugh. Well done.

Atticus Grim

It ended up being a happy little accident. The fact that you also get these derpy pizza minions caught in the middle made it even better.

Xwelldo

"I rub taylor's feet to make him sheath his sword" I love this fucking podcast

Elsa Double

"bweeeeeeeeeee" why did that make me laugh so much?

Elsa Double

Every once in a while Scary will say something I remember saying to myself at that age and hoo baby do I tear up.

Michaela

Holy shit holy shit holy shit HOLY SHIT yall

Akitora Ishii

Ooooooff the emotional dissonance of this episode! Ngl though it brings me back to some of my favorite season one episodes

Peyton Stanley

1 minute in and I’m definitely NOT crying already! This intro song parody is a a work of art. “you’re enough as you are” Dungeons and Daddies, please don’t ever change.

Ally Davis

Less than a minute in, I’ve gotten goosebumps, and I’m tearing up from the intro song…

Kayla Price

Did he break the garlic knot or eat it, with the marinara that is covering the area from the slain pizza guys?

Max Wilson

the intro kills me, I’ve listened to it so many times. I had to play it for my mom (who has zero context) and am now bullying my brother to finally catch up

haylee g

Honestly the mismatched dungeon tone with the heavy drama was one of the funniest things I've ever listened to. Helllllll yeah

Justin DeSilets

I think this might be my favorite intro ever

Annie the Feywild therapist

This episode recked me. Scary not knowing how to deal with Terry's death and trying everything to bring him back, Link cutting off Grant, the intro song. My God how much more heartbreak will we have. I'm so sad

Elizabeth Romero

Barbarian multiclass normal?

FusRohNahSon

I came here to laugh not cry my eyes out 😭😭 great episode

Grizz Lee

Anthony, you don’t need to apologize for a weird tone being caused by dungeon goofs intermixed with tragedy. It’s been 100+ episodes, we know what’s up.

Rogzilla

Intro cut me so deep!!!!!

Sarahhh

Well fucking done great episode

Zach

Banana people in the first season, pizza people in the second season how many other food people exist in Anthony’s universe? Lol

Olivia Mathews

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. Props to all five as usual but that acting from Beth was top tier. I had to pause the recording several times to not be swallowed up by all the emotion. Can't imagine being in it like that. Good shit. Also, that poem in the dad fact was top tier. I've not ready Silverstein since like grade school. I must revisit.

Darryl Holiday II

PLEASE this episode was constant whiplash, I cannot handle it!

DungeonBrat

After S1 ep61 I didn't think there would be an episode that would make me cry again but yall this episode ripped my heart apart, healed it with Scary wanting to thank Terry Jr and ripped it again with what Link told Grant. 💔

Dana Woodward

lmao imagine watching your friend struggle about losing their (step)dad to the point of borderline crying and basically begging for a way to bring him back, just to turn around and be like i’m gonna shit talk MY dad who is still alive and loves me (and has arguably done some messed up stuff, i’m not denying that) and then send him away forever… in front of my friend who just lost their father figure. linc PLEASE read the room i am begging 😭 🙏🏻

deej deejerson

“I don’t know why I can’t be her again” brb crawling into a hole for a few months 👍🏼

Josh Hyzer

This intro song is BRUTAL

That intro song didn’t have to go so hard 😭

Kenly Corya

Ty 908gg9h8c7vg.

Nicole

Best episode in a while lolol. The toe thing. The jealous normal. The scary drama.

Harrison Lee

Anthony is great. I would love to pay to listen to that intro on spotify!

Blake Edward

Holy shit that intro is amazing. My jaw dropped the moment I heard Anthony’s voice.

As someone who lost a stepparent 2ish months ago.. the opening hit SO hard let alone the whole first half of the episode. Thank you Dungeons and Daddies for hitting all the feels

Isabella Miscusi

Wow, didn’t expect to cry listening to the intro this morning.

Angela Shrader

She ended up in an oubliette anyway.

Siobhan Roberts

Listening to this one in Alaska😎

Leif

This was the saddest laughter that I have ever experienced.

Hunter barr

"Tug on my toes, Bro!!"

Xwelldo

Woof that was heavy, happy Fourth of July I guess

Liam Eastman

Was it just me that was crying at the opening song? Holy s*** you guys!

Charlie Karls

:(

Joshua Scuderi

Into mad me feel real sad. Great job

Victor Ferrell

The intro really made me tear up 😭🥺

Kendal Swanson

Right?! I had to pause it and call my dad after the song!

James Moretti

Was this Anthony's first musical cold open? He absolutely killed it and killed me, thanks for the emotional damage

Haley Kuehner

me: so yeah i listen to this really funny podcast you guys should try it friend: oh really? whats it about? me: um... generational trauma... i think? friend: what?? you think??? me: well a moody teen just saw their dad brutally murdered but then they went to assassinate papa john and his pizza warriors in the process of freeing and/or slaying an Eldrich horror so..... friend: SHIT SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE HE'S HAVING A STROKE

jeremy adu-asamani

There needs to be an intro song album compiled

Richie Gualtiere

Actual goosebumps from the intro wtf

Zach MacNeil

What an incredible episode!

James Lewis

intro is heartbreaking????

Holly Zijderveld

Intro is even more sad when you realize that Terry was still trying to connect with Scary by saying "go slay"

Arman

I’m only fifteen minutes in and I am SOBBING over Scary. Beth May you will always be famous!!!!!!

Megan Blackburn

Terry dying is maybe one of the worst things that has happened so far. His and Rons arc in the first season was my favorite and it kills me that he didnt get that with Scary. He loved her so much and tried so hard. Im still holding out hope he comes back somehow.

Macy

That intro hurt so good!

David Guerra

For the first and only time, something to the tune of All Star made me shed a tear.

Mod

Literally 42 seconds in and I'm tearing up in the intro song

Serenity4Jane

this episode was great but as I said on discord, im sobbing owww and thats a good episode

Edward Sullivan

This is it. This is the best intro 😂

Allison Mitchler Siolka

Re-listening, the song killed me

Philip Enders Arden

Holy fucking shit.

Justthingstbh

Matt landing that one-two punch on emotional depth at the last minute!!!! Lincoln just said what all no-contact kids have had to realize. "I will always love you and for both our sakes we can't ever see each other again" is the most heart-shattering act of love and definitely beat the intro for tears. He just chose to grow up in the most eloquent badass way possible and Matt just did it off the cuff. Roses for all of y'all this episode but what a poignant moment!!!

Fearne Pérez

To the Dungeons and Daddies Crew: I just wanted to say good luck with your first live show coming up in a few days! While I am living in Austin and was planning on going, plans changed when unexpectedly, I became a dad myself. My daughter was born early (she was expected to be born on 9/11, Anthony’s dad fact was weirdly relevant), so I’ve been spending all my spare time at the hospital to be with her. Watching her grow everyday has been bittersweet journey I wouldn’t miss for anything. I’ve been relistening through the D&Dad’s back catalog of episodes/ talks and it’s helped me stay grounded. It’s the right balance of comedy and emotions to keep my spirits light (it’s been mentioned ‘You can only laugh so hard til you cry and Cry so hard til you laugh). While I’m a little disappointed that I won’t be able to attend your first live show, I wanted to sincerely thank you D&Dads as you’ve helped me immensely in my transition to fatherhood. If y’all do even a portion of the live show ideas you’ve mentioned in the past, I’m sure it will be spectacular and I’ll try and catch a show next time you’re in Austin.

Jason Oliver

Hahaha holy fuck this intro music!!!!

Mark Smith

I'm actually crying from this episode

Alexandra Weckesser

Sheeeesh

SexuallyActiveToyotaYaris

I love Looking at these comments before listening to the episode I know I’m In for a CLASSIC

Katy

The contacts struggle is giving big dad energy I just can't determine which dad 😆

catchthese.hans

BEST FUCKING INTRO. Jk love all of them and I know they take a lot of work. This was awesome

Christopher Black

Damn it now I'm gonna have Smashmouth stuck in my head all day

Invader Jimm

Another absolute gut punch of an episode I’m okay 👍👍

Shane mcdonnell

I'm dying, I keep crying over the death of Terry

Alexandra Weckesser

I woke up, pumped to start my day with the episode, and now I can’t get my contacts in because I’m still crying over the INTRO (excellent work big fan big ouch)

Fearne Pérez

That man enjoys a good shit stir. As someone who also has a hard time thinking about death, you do get some hot takes if you fixate long enough.

Cody

That intro is the best cover so far, hands down 😤

GrimCreeper94

How did the intro make me cry harder than the end of last episode

Finn Nope

Intro is an instant classic. It sounds like like they took it out the archive from season 1

Xailin Ortiz

Woooow

Jonathan Goddard

That intro might be the cruelest thing Anthony’s ever done 😭

Tom Smith

Semi charmed life from 3rd eye blind has new competition for the happiest tune for a rough topic

Spencer Ardizzone

How dare you make me cry to a smash mouth parody

SwirlyInk

This intro hit so hard

Pablo Acosta

I didn’t know to laugh or cry 😭💀

Justin Lopez

That intro is 🔥🔥

Kaji Kumo

I literally cried while listening to the intro, so good and sad

Emma

The intro....wow

Brett Ramsay

Anthony over here killing with the Into! 🤙🏻

Burnzie Burnz

I'm almost too devastated to enjoy how good this intro is... almost

Echo Shmecho

Okay, that intro didn’t need to go so hard. I think I need a full version.

Kelsie H

Almost better than the real song

Nathan Genung

I made it so early this time

Erik Canady

Intro was amazing 🙌🏽🙌🏽

Tony Swagman

Intro was a masterpiece

Rob

THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK!

Austin Baker

anthony that intro oh my godddd 🤩

Zo Perry

Second

Erin Rasmussen

First

Garrett Burkhardt