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[BONUS] Debate Me, Coward! Ep. 3 - Burritos v. Sandwiches

In the third edition of Debate Me, Coward!, Freddie and Matt each go to bat for one of their favorite menu items – Freddie propping up Burritos as the superior food and Matt insisting that Sandwiches are king.

Comments

It’s 2-1 Freddie - this is the only one Matt gets right.

drew bennett

I love this whole thing but the Gordon hate is wild the burger is great and it wasn’t tall so Matt is so right

Daniel Calhoun-Munster

I need more of this energy.

Chris Ge

Same here.

emjemme

This is the reason in my opinion the best fast food burger you can get in the UK is an XL double cheeseburger from bk because it's WIDER not TALLER! 👏

GRIVVIS

The one thing it's trying to do 'hold all its ingredients' IT CANT EVEN DO THAT!

Joey that Fire Circus Guy

Love that they started by agreeing to not just tear down each others arguments and then Freddie makes the argument multiple times that Matt doesn't like burritos because he's racist

Oliboy

It’s 2-1 Matt - this is the only one Freddie gets right.

Steve Pickwell

whataburger is the best i will not handle this slander

ayman aziz

My Chipotle has a drive thru...m

Jennifer Browne

I haven't listened to this yet, but I am a Sandwich Boi, let's see if this'll change my mind

Mira-The-Nerd

25:53 Freddie saying “I can’t believe what I’m hearing” is so genuine it sounds like his HEART is breaking. My god☠️

Bumblebee_Minipainting

a WET BURRITO is called a chimichanga

Hermie the Worthy

A hot dog is not a sandwich, it’s a taco.

Drakonis DaBombest

This just became we got” beef” with burgers from fancier burger spots being mid

Tsunny Boi

I relisten to this whenever I'm lunch eating a burrito

WickedChild95

Vietnamese spring rolls would count as a cool burrito imo

J am

I am getting flashbacks from when I was a kid

Bradlee Napier

Might I add, you can make a good sandwich at home but you can't always make a good burrito at home. But if you by a burrito it only gets better as the quality of the sandwich stays the same if you buy one

Casper

This is a fun episode I like that they both team up against tall burgers at the end. I myself love sandwiches and burritos too much to choose a side QwQ There was something I was hoping the debate would touch on, which is the methods / ease of toasting bread vs warming up tortillas, however maybe that is not a big enough consideration, who knooooows :d

IAmphibolous

Ok I'm months later but idc. There are drive throughs for burritos. Green burrito and Pollo Loco are just 2 cross country chains

Mrs Nomar

Listen... here is another point for argument... I have had BLTs that when I take a bite, the lettuce pulls with it or the bacon does.. so the last bite is just mayo and bread.. and yes, that happens to burritos, where the last bite is just tortilla... But wouldn't rather have a delicious tortilla all by itself, soaked in the juices of the burrito compared to soggy mayo bread? However, I also have a collection of TACO and BURRITO items so my opinion is EXTREMELY biased.

deidra henson

Matt's opinion and argument is absolutely unhinged out of reality, Freddie 3-0

Omar Zamrini

I would just like to say that the FULL saying is "a jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one"

Nora Hopeless

I came here with a bias toward burritos but after carefully listening to both sides of the argument I’m leaving thinking burritos are still the best.

Ian Evans

I would argue that a burrito is a sub category of the wrap - where a sushi hand roll would also fall under. And burritos are definitely better than sandwiches

Kinsey B

As a wrap lover. I am offended.

Elsa Double

Y’all made me hungry as fuck

Mark Smith

I love the the intro to this episode was “were going to be highlighting our side and not attacking the opposing side” and then they immediately started attacking each other

Rachel Dwyer

I worry for Matt and what he thinks a burrito is. Freddie is the clear winner.

Nerdsome Noel

Burritos for life!

Le_Cashew

Someone REALLY needs to animate some of this, especially the evolutionary Brothers part

Josh Wheeler

Matt had the slammer 😂

ExiledDom

Freddie wins

Thomas Mcdonnell

Matt won the debate with the last minute stab at the end! This was hilarious from start to finish 🤣

Gregg Simms

Matt had a toss up and dropped it. How many different type of sammiches can you name? How many different type of burritos?

Lucas Asay

I agree with Freddie and just want to say I feel like I've had more problems with leakage from a sandwich than a burrito. Also sometimes I would eat a burrito driving on my way to work without any issues.

Eric

A family we use to live by opened up a “Los Robertos” after moving away from SD area, and the menu was the exact same as back home 😤😤

Taylor

I want to point out that I have absolutely seen burritos with toothpicks

Jason Melton

The chipotle I go to has a drive thru

Ben Tackaberry

Sandwiches rule, pepperoni kicks ass and popcorn is indeed a dumb food for idiots. Congrats to Matt on your 3-0 streak. Loving this series.

Phabes

Freddie is 3-0.

Alexander Burbridge

I have never had a burrito’s insides come out, but when eating a sandwich have to constantly turn it to keep everything in, but also burritos are more random and sometimes you have more cheese on one side! They are both same same but different.

Cindy

My wife ordered food while we were at work from a local pub. I just got home while listening to this, opened my sandwich and there were toothpicks in each half to hold it together

Jeff Grant

Freddie, I had a burrito with a toothpick last week!

Gillable

I need to agree. We in europe make shit burgers. I wasnt even ever in the States but i looked up 2-3 YouTube Videos how smash burgers are made and I think i make better burgers than most places in Berlin. And i dont think that i am so good at it.

Nhat Tuyen Vo Dieu

Freddie, I submit to you that dumplings are an entirely different category of Carbs-Around-Filling, since the wrapping is cooked along with the filling, unlike in most sandwiches or burritos. Furthermore, I contend that structurally the burrito is the midpoint between both the dumpling and the sandwich.

Lynx

Bro I’m a burrito right now. I agree with Freddy.🌯

Ethan Omessi

I deeply admire matt as a roleplayer, comedian, writer and improviser but his food opinions are so wrong lololol. Bringing up the caloric content of burrito wraps was the most shameful moment tbh. It suggests that sandwich bread is nothing, not even part of the meal, uou might as well be eating it with cardboard… which ofc is not true but part of the goodness is the tortilla!

OtterofLore

Freddy absolutely shredded Matt in this one

Tyler Sauve

I thought it was supposed to be a campaign for the good qualities for both sides and 10 minutes in you boys are already coming for throats😅😅😅

Cindell

I no longer care for the actual debate, and am SINGING KUMBAYA with these two absolute bros. TALL SANDWICHES AND BURGERS CAN EAT SHIT. "Oh, the messier the burger the better." Yeah okay SLOB. Would you like a bib with that, you big baby? If I have to fetch a fork to finish my grain wrapped delight, you have done everything wrong.

Colton Ferguson

burritos and sandwiches should kiss

basil grayson

Listen, I looove sandwiches. But damn, if you put two choices in front of me: a good sandwich shop and a stand of even mediocre chicharrón y frijoles burritos, 100% I’ll go for the burrito. I’ve gone across on foot (I live in a border town) just to buy Mexican Doritos, soda in a bag, and a burrito from the same guy that has had a stand since before I was born

Jamie Santiago

This is so amazing, it reminds me of some of the arguments they would have on the podcast 'A hotdog is a sandwich'

Sky M

have you all heard of the cube rule for categorizing food?

Jason Pon

Literally went through a drive thru chipotle in Claremont, CA lol

Justin

I will go to bat for Chicken Caesar wraps. 🐔

Blythe Atkinson

We need polls for those episode for people to decide if Freddy won or if they are wrong

Simon P

Is beef wellington a burrito?

Joe Smokonich

I love wraps, unironically. BLT wraps are incredible

Adrianna Veloz

I live in New Mexico which is an absolute haven for burritos so maybe I'm a little biased, but the uniformity of a sandwich, where each bite has every ingredient equally, that Matt brought up as a point, I feel is actually a detractor. The variety that is a bite of a burrito is what makes it so amazing, the fact that you can get a bite that's mostly rice with a little cheese, and then the next one is a real meaty bite with some veggies... And then as you're eating the burrito you can start to tell which ingredients are where... You become one with the burrito, it becomes you and you become it. A sandwich every bite tastes the exact same, so the first 50% is good and consistent, and the last half is like "yeah okay let's just hurry up and get through this last few bites". It becomes so dull towards the end.

Xros the Fox

I love these debate me cowards so much

Amber Gray

I miss McDonalds Snack wraps tbh, they still sell burritos tho. I prefer them to the sandwiches and have since working at one.

Lorelei The Succubi and Kyra The succulent snack

When they talked about the monstrosity of needing to unhinge your jaw like a snake to eat a tall burger all I could think about was the trex burger from wendys, $20 burger with 9 patties on it, they don't advertise it but they can still make it (at least the wendys I used to work at could) its ridiculous

GodlySoulParryTTV

I’m with Freddy. I’ve never bit into a burrito and had it tear up the roof of my mouth like a gourmet sourdough monstrosity has. A sandwich experience is a race against time and the sandwich gods. You spend 13 minutes, not enjoying the sandwich, but chasing the tomato and the bacon to the ends of the earth

Rae

Yeeeeeees, dude, I just listened to episode 2 this week! What a pleasant surprise

And NEW WGGP Champion, Darius Melton

Freddie! How dare you cherry pick the phrase, Jack of All Trades, Master of None by leaving off the second part of that quote! The full quote: “A jack of all trades is a master of None, but oftentimes better than a master of one.” The full quote goes against your argument. You can’t afford to make these mistakes! Represent the burrito!

Terran Benedict

Bro they dissing on wraps ;-; I love burritos but like, not everyone wants a hot burrito. Also I absolutely make BLTs in a burrito so idk wtf is going on with that point.

James Howard

Listening to this while enjoying a breakfast burrito #teamburrito

Sean Ramos

Honestly I never thought about it but the only good wrap is a Chicken Caesar wrap, all others are for cowards.

Tom Stift

The sloppy part of the burrito is arguably my favorite part of eating a burrito. Also, happy somebody had the guts to say that wraps are bullshit. Not quite a burrito, not quite a sandwich, and not nearly as good as either

Evan Cordero

i started foaming at the mouth when i saw this

Kay Sharp

We have drive thru chipotle here in Texas!

Jake Madewell

I am grossly dissatisfied by my agreement with sandwich over burrito. You got defeated by shear variety over blessed quality.

David Learey

I love Matt and Freddie's energy together, I laughed so much at this

LOLliepops_rox

Don’t litter Matt!!

Lexi SanDiego

Freddie had me at "Wraps are cowards foods" 🤣

Henry F McCormack

Hi. Listening from Philly! ❤️Thanks for repping cheesesteaks which are clearly superior over all other sandwiches.

Panda_Dork

10/10 needed this in my life rn

meikoisasleep

oh jeez, hearing this was such a trip. I use to work at Whataburger and am now currently working at Mendocino's, Texas location only so I can't speak for what they got happening in California. so hearing any food slander from restaurants just makes me so happy

Juliette fern

can we just isolate where freddy says "every country besides america can eat bricks" XD

chase c

drumstick ice-cream cones are handrolls

Tris Winters

Would love to hear Freddie talk about Whata's non burger offerings. Everyone I know who's a fan of Whataburger primarily enjoys their chicken biscuits (esp the hbcb).

Evan Barrett

Whataburger is better than in n out tho. But nothing beats the original Tommy's outside of USC

William Weigand

Ya know if I want something quick and light I'd grab a wrap. Especially since I can eat it on the go between meetings.

William Weigand

Matt is playing 4D chess with the burger tactics. What an ending

Brian Murray

GOD the mormon comment when Matt said “soaking” my jaw is on the fuckin floooooor lmaoo

Saint Kelp

I need Matt and Freddie to go to one of those milkshake shops that sell obscenely large and inconvenient milkshakes and start a fight, I’ll pay money

Hana Fujita

I love how quickly the rules established at the start of the episode went completely out the window 😂

sammybonanno

All I need to say is, wraps are #1 I will fight anyone on this

Lachlan Topp

Oh, I needed this. Bless

Kari Carter

Yes!!!! Best thing to listen to right before bed!

Marlene Eller

Counterpoint to Matt complaining about the Top of a Burrito is different than the Bottom. I will just say Drumstick Ice-cream Cones.

FusRohNahSon

smh it’s my bedtime and u drop this :/

Sydney Wigder

you are the only men that i enjoy listening to you yell at eachother like this 🤣

Lou

Been a long time!

Byron Lewis

Hell yeah I’ve been WAITING for another one of these!

NinjaMJ


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