New merch pre-orders: pins, stickers, & poster
Added 2021-07-28 20:29:57 +0000 UTCUpdate August 2nd - The new poster, pins, and stickers are now available to everyone in our public store! π
Access the store here! Password: "daddiesonly"
Patron Eyes Only! π
We're releasing this hot new drop to the public on Monday... but as one of our lovely Patreon supporters, you get first dibs on new merch! Enjoy your exclusive pre-order period by accessing our Patron-only store here with the password "daddiesonly".
Beach Day Poster
Let's go to the beach... with the daddies! Bask in sweet summer vibes with this watercolor poster by Marcel Mosqi. The poster's dimensions are 17"x11"!
New Pins & Sticker Pack
We've stocked the store with four new enamel pins and our third sticker pack! Designs by J.P. Coovert.
- DILF: Proclaim to the world that you're a loud and proud DILF!
- Vibe Check: Test the world's vibe and show you've got what it takes to chill with the doodlers and dads.
- Well Actually..: For all those times you just can't let it go.
- Bard Rock Cafe: Share your love for the world's finest music / memorabilia / restaurant / hotel / casino chain!
Merch Discount Code for EX-L Tier and Higher
Get your essential retail therapy for 25% off: don't forget to use your discount code! Access the code over here if you're pledged at or above the EX-L Tier.
Elite Merch Drops
Elite patrons receive complimentary copies of each new merch drop. That includes this sticker pack, pins, and beach day poster! If you're an Elite, sit back and relax - your merch will soon be on its way to you.
Deck of Daddy Things Restocking
We sold out of the deck during our first pre-order, but don't worry. We have another order on the way from the manufacturer but it's not here yet. Once it's ready, we will make sure Patrons have access to the order before the general public - stay tuned and keep your ear out for the post when that happens!
Comments
i would never do two of those three things
Anthony Burch
2021-08-07 05:12:39 +0000 UTCHenry has no business being this thicc ππ
Zuzanna Elvira
2021-08-06 21:44:29 +0000 UTCBut they didn't really know each other well before the forgotten realms?
cobb
2021-08-05 14:34:13 +0000 UTCHmm, it's a good suggestion to get merch signed as an Elite tier perk. Thanks for the feedback!
Ashley Nicollette
2021-08-01 19:34:28 +0000 UTCThey'll be restocked soon! π
Ashley Nicollette
2021-08-01 19:33:48 +0000 UTCI like to think this poster canonically is sometime before they enter into the Forgotten Realms... - jimmy
Ashley Nicollette
2021-08-01 19:33:18 +0000 UTCI had a dream that I moved into a new apartment and Anthony was my landlord AND therapist. He offered me fresh marzipan and something called "pig water" in the kitchen
Paige Flaming
2021-08-01 05:55:46 +0000 UTCWait why is Glenn Young again with 2 eyes lol
Ryley Ellis
2021-07-31 17:07:13 +0000 UTCOOOOOOOoooo the Bard Rock Cafe pin shall soon join my Hard Rock Cafe pins mark (Likely) my words!
James Donaldson
2021-07-30 22:23:57 +0000 UTCThey will be restocked soon! - jimmy
The Command Zone
2021-07-30 18:24:10 +0000 UTCThe stickers are all around 3 in x 2 in (some of them are closer to 3in x 3in) - jimmy
The Command Zone
2021-07-30 18:22:31 +0000 UTCI like to think this poster canonically is sometime before they enter into the Forgotten Realms... - jimmy
The Command Zone
2021-07-30 18:21:41 +0000 UTCYES! So excited to get some new merch :)
Emily
2021-07-29 23:26:04 +0000 UTCReorder your scam likely pins! π₯ΊππΌππΌ
Sarahhh
2021-07-29 21:03:16 +0000 UTCThe poster is 17"x11"! It sounds like DFTBA's site is having some metadata issues but they're working to get them resolved so it no longer displays 16x16
Ashley Nicollette
2021-07-29 15:12:07 +0000 UTCDamn, Henry looking like a seaweed snack in the posterβ¦ π€€
Samantha Mann
2021-07-29 15:03:06 +0000 UTCHands down the best merch run, definitely getting added to my Disney Pin collection!
Nick
2021-07-29 05:19:38 +0000 UTCThe dilf pin SENT me
Kiera Conrad
2021-07-28 22:30:59 +0000 UTCI would love a restock of scam likely pins please!!! The art on the beach poster is ππ
Jay Boucher
2021-07-28 21:41:11 +0000 UTCWow gorgeous artwork! The watercolour gives it such a special vibe βοΈ
Shannon Blue
2021-07-28 21:39:08 +0000 UTCGot some cool stickers!
Tinyhumanbrain76
2021-07-28 21:37:16 +0000 UTCGlenn looks too young and not jacked enough
Mehmet
2021-07-28 21:27:33 +0000 UTCWhat are the dimensions of the stickers? Love them!!
Lauren Thorp
2021-07-28 21:06:05 +0000 UTCQuestion. The poster says the size is 16βx16β, but further down it says 17βx11β. Which one is right? Canβt wait to add this to my collection! ππ
Ashley
2021-07-28 21:01:23 +0000 UTC*Patiently waiting for the Stampler hoodie to restock*
Lala Stowe
2021-07-28 21:00:10 +0000 UTCIs the umbrella Henry is holding a drink umbrella?
Mahana-man
2021-07-28 20:59:34 +0000 UTCMeh, I can't afford $50 a month for however long... But I would splurge $50ish for a signed bit of daddy merch.
Benjamin Rosenberger
2021-07-28 20:52:18 +0000 UTCRon's sand castle π₯Ί precious.
Sharity Galyean
2021-07-28 20:48:55 +0000 UTCThat poster is fire
Mitchell Groenewegen
2021-07-28 20:47:53 +0000 UTCI think this should be in the Elite Teir, get the bengay ready dads!
Jake Leffler
2021-07-28 20:41:14 +0000 UTCSnagged the sticker packs!
Thomas & Zach
2021-07-28 20:38:05 +0000 UTCThe ol Ian McKellan treatment β genius!
Vince DiGuglielmo
2021-07-28 20:35:51 +0000 UTCHow does this daddy get an autographed poster?!
Benjamin Rosenberger
2021-07-28 20:35:14 +0000 UTCThe beach day poster is so cute
Emily pratt
2021-07-28 20:34:51 +0000 UTCIt's all about perspective!
Nathan
2021-07-28 20:34:45 +0000 UTCItβs forced perspective lol
KellBell
2021-07-28 20:34:41 +0000 UTCit's a perspective thing, he's an inch from the camera - Anthony
Anthony Burch
2021-07-28 20:34:37 +0000 UTCThere's so many Darryls I'd Like to Father... wait, what? π€
Ashley Nicollette
2021-07-28 20:34:09 +0000 UTCThese are awesome but why is Henry so tall in the poster? Heβs just a tiny little guy!
Vince DiGuglielmo
2021-07-28 20:32:42 +0000 UTCLook at all those DILFS!
Patrick Nan
2021-07-28 20:32:21 +0000 UTC
