[STRETCH] Gungans and Daddies: All That Jizz - Ep. II - Cum and Villainy
Added 2021-04-18 17:01:00 +0000 UTC
Gurdy Vanda and the Jizzboppers fend off bounty hunters and former Imperials on their way to Coruscant to clear their name.
We'll be doing a live listen later this week!
This episode contains profanity, violence, and sexual references.
Episode 1 | Episode 3
Beth steam rolling will was hilarious
Jason Doty
2025-08-15 20:26:56 +0000 UTC
May the fourth be with you best way to spend this day
Cain Morgan
2025-05-04 23:30:21 +0000 UTC
I went to look this up, and there are multiple songs out called "Jesus was a Jedi" 🤣🤣🤣 do you happen to know your coworkers' band's name?
A. List
2025-04-27 12:32:52 +0000 UTC
Ik this comment is old but I was actually about to say this but I've only recently watched Clone Wars so it's fresh on the brain
Gabby Mize
2025-04-20 07:14:43 +0000 UTC
You got SPACE DOCKED haha. Definition: defecating directly into a females vagina.
DaveTheParasite
2025-01-13 14:37:49 +0000 UTC
This is an insane set of episodes. Id prefer the other mysteries and regular seasons
XheanortXIII
2024-12-11 18:46:54 +0000 UTC
Why has it taken me so long to listen to these? I’m dyinggggg
Shorty Ireland
2024-11-30 20:38:02 +0000 UTC
Not to be a Huge Nerd, but a version of God is actually seen in The Clone Wars (season 3 iirc.) He was the ultimate creator of the Force and is the mediator of balance. His two children represent the Light Side and the Dark Side of the Force respectively, and he constantly mediates conflict between them. Drama with Anakin leads him to kill himself.
Cody Moriah
2024-11-22 02:55:26 +0000 UTC
The baby is the most remembered sidekick
ketchup kola
2024-11-19 14:24:01 +0000 UTC
I thought it was a funny subverise meta joke that she wasn't horny this series lol
ketchup kola
2024-11-19 14:23:06 +0000 UTC
On God, on mom, bofa
ketchup kola
2024-11-19 14:21:54 +0000 UTC
Wow
ketchup kola
2024-11-19 14:21:11 +0000 UTC
It’s funny that this came out before master yaddle was confirmed to be dead before the clone wars
Matthew null
2024-10-13 21:46:31 +0000 UTC
Robot teeth bit got me laughing hard
Golden_Grim
2024-10-06 10:36:27 +0000 UTC
"the speed of this current plot wants your family to die" had me laughing so hard omg
Joe
2024-10-01 23:38:59 +0000 UTC
Better for sure.
Andrew
2024-09-19 06:23:10 +0000 UTC
I’m listening to this for the first time mere hours before I go to Disney land with my nieces and family and idk if I’m better or worse for it
FriendlyNeighborhoodMichaelGuy
2024-09-12 08:26:26 +0000 UTC
The sociopathy of having photon torpedos in two of the vehicles your using and still choosing to yeet another player’s character is something I ascribe to.
Wholesomethot
2024-09-09 16:57:21 +0000 UTC
Listening to this now after my third relisten of season 1. You all will never not be peak, no cap, skibidi.
dustin danilov
2024-09-06 01:16:43 +0000 UTC
.ri2!! Zz
Desmond Corpuz
2024-08-01 06:30:59 +0000 UTC
I would have so told Will to give me the names of your 18 family members, instead of doing it myself
Luna Luna
2024-04-29 17:35:20 +0000 UTC
*just* this one?
maevemutt
2024-04-17 07:07:25 +0000 UTC
devastating
maevemutt
2024-04-17 07:05:53 +0000 UTC
sorry, when has star wars ever obeyed the laws of space?
maevemutt
2024-04-17 07:05:30 +0000 UTC
she was literally so real for that
maevemutt
2024-04-17 07:03:11 +0000 UTC
I just learned that my coworker and his friend wrote and played a song called "Jesus Was A Jedi" in the early 90's
The poster his girlfriend at the time drew made her grandma so upset that she had to leave (it was just Jesus holding a lightsaber)
Lazaretto
2024-03-15 14:25:44 +0000 UTC
I can’t find one either
Katherine Torres
2024-02-12 16:10:10 +0000 UTC
Listen to the EPs or to when she stated that a fart joke is more gross than anything sex related. Specifically episode 49 intro.
Brian Ganninger
2024-01-01 18:59:19 +0000 UTC
Slightly bothers me that Beth acts awkward about the sex jokes..
CallMeDeadE
2023-12-28 04:30:34 +0000 UTC
is there a transcript?
James Brown
2023-12-21 04:32:15 +0000 UTC
“You hear a sound that can only be described as an imperial having an orgasm” 💀
welcometojen
2023-10-15 15:56:18 +0000 UTC
Oh my god.
Matthew Bottorff
2023-08-16 15:41:43 +0000 UTC
Grimla walked so hermie the unworthy could run in being forgotten
Tsukkihiko
2023-06-12 12:23:03 +0000 UTC
listening to the final 15 minutes while doing groceries was one of the worst things i’ve ever done
Luisa
2023-04-29 23:28:47 +0000 UTC
The sound design in this series so far is on point.
Drakonis DaBombest
2023-04-13 00:09:06 +0000 UTC
Freddie, did you build, Beth that robot with teeth lol?
Kelsie Charbonneau
2023-03-02 16:37:05 +0000 UTC
i would actually die for B33F... all my weaknesses rolled into one lmao
Armund Wolffe
2023-01-27 09:01:31 +0000 UTC
After the robot with teeth conversation, all I can think about is the FNAF simps...
dxrkxngel 1911
2023-01-18 14:20:58 +0000 UTC
1:32:17 "I'm the world's biggest butt plug!" - Anthony
Noel Murphy
2022-12-07 19:54:46 +0000 UTC
All I can think of when I hear Matt is Cookie Monster
King Springs
2022-12-02 15:44:50 +0000 UTC
Based on your description of Freddy Wong, my headcanon is that in his Disgrace after the fall of the empire Grand Moff Tarkin changed his name... And apparently acquired a droid fetish (he already had an intangible choking fetish from his time with Vader)
Andrew Corner
2022-11-30 21:31:39 +0000 UTC
well, episode 4 is "A new Hope", also known as the first film, so that would usually be where you would start, so maybe the films aren't for you... although episode 5 "The Empire Strikes Back" is where the original trilogy REALLY picks up. Maybe you would like "Star Wars: Rebels", a CGI animated series following a small cell of rebels before the events of "A New Hope"
and the Internet isn't gaslighting you about star wars being good, it might just not be for you (which i can't fathom, but hey, everyone is different).
Andrew Corner
2022-11-30 18:24:03 +0000 UTC
As someone who knows nothing about star wars and only have watched, I think it was ep 4, and hated every moment of it, this is by far the best Star Wars things I’ve ever heard.
(Also the star wars ride at Disneyland is a banger)
As a fake Star Wars fan, just a random question most likely not the place to ask but I desperately want to get into it, is there any actual good star wars piece of media out there AT ALL or am i being gaslighted by the internet
Adrien
2022-11-12 02:11:29 +0000 UTC
Beth calling valerian a masterpiece XD I love her she's so great
Karma gray
2022-09-27 18:52:38 +0000 UTC
They said they were holding their breath while the air lock opened that doesn't work if you hold your breath in space your lungs will literally explode
Zacchaeus Borean
2022-09-06 00:02:23 +0000 UTC
It has become clear to me that “bb” in bb-8 stands for Big Ball.
Alexander Grousis-Henderson
2022-01-19 23:45:59 +0000 UTC
I freaking love Matt. He's so brilliant and funny in this and the dog one-shot. Just makes the best, in-character, decisions.
Weirdly I like both Yap and Donut far more than Daryl!
Chell-glados@hotmail.com
2021-12-16 11:41:11 +0000 UTC
...👍
Mason Dyck
2021-11-08 05:51:00 +0000 UTC
This episode encapsulates everything that this podcast crew is and I fucking love it. Such an amazing group of creatives.
Bradley Wolosin
2021-09-01 17:47:30 +0000 UTC
Hey if you're still looking for more star wars shenanigans, have you listened to Story Break? Will, Matt, and Fred are writing a jar jar Binks movie scene by scene and it is absolutely fantastic! Very similar energy to a lot of this at times!
Casey McHugh
2021-07-18 10:59:50 +0000 UTC
Actually think I want more star wars based shenanigans from the dads (any ideas for more episodes or a separate podcast even, though you're busy af....?), it was so good to hear all of Anthony's aliens!! (I swear to all the gods he practised huttese for years before this... Too good) can't wait to listen to ep 3!!! Love and respect to all cast and crew!! Xx
Jay Boucher
2021-06-22 18:19:41 +0000 UTC
If I'm being completely honest, I barely remember what's going on in this series.. I'm sure I can't be the only one. I would really love a recap at the start of ep3, if possible. 😅
Trystn Brown
2021-06-04 08:11:13 +0000 UTC
Wheres number 3 tho 😭
Quinn Williams
2021-05-09 14:09:33 +0000 UTC
Please please make merch for this! (Grimla merch a plus)
Joseph Kalinowski
2021-05-02 20:36:43 +0000 UTC
Beth's mention of the Valerian City of a Thousand Planets was perfect--I see you and I hear you. When I saw it in theaters with my 70+ year old uncle, after 30 minutes he loudly exclaimed "Well I'm ready to leave when you are."
Noelle Bartley
2021-04-27 19:29:41 +0000 UTC
“Fuck Everblasting” is a god tier name.
Saga Nadow
2021-04-23 02:15:56 +0000 UTC
Holy sweet fucking Jesus and the donkey he rode in on, this was straight up the funniest shit I have ever heard in all my damn life.
Anthony thank you for just rolling with the punches and letting shit get WEIRD this episode wouldn't be the same without it.
Thank you Matt for playing the funniest character in existence. Yap Yappa Yowza is my favourite character and every time he speaks it's guaranteed to be gold 😅
Big ol' thanks to Beth for playing Gurdy with that classic Ron energy of "I dunno what I'm talking about" but still firing out the best one liners of the episode. Also Gurdy is more than a character she is a mood and I love that.
Big respect for Will, I love Henry and Olp so much because of your amazing improv. You're honestly such a talent and it shows in every single thing you do. Thank you for just existing and doing what you do.
Freddie motherfucking Wong you magnificent bastard B33FH1 MkBO is the tits and I don't feel like I have to explain why. If you ever come to Edinburgh I will be sure to buy you a drink. This show wouldn't exist without your work on the sound design and editing and I'm so thankful for it. I really don't have the words thank you for on the work you do to make the podcast a reality and I'm so glad I'm a patron to something so awesome.
I love all the Dad's and I will always listen to the pod.
Sorry for the essay but you all made the last year worth it just to hear this ep
Ciaran boyd
2021-04-21 21:39:50 +0000 UTC
I was NOT expecting that ending. Holy shit, Anthony. Did NOT expect it to get to droid fucking that fast.
Sam
2021-04-21 18:42:55 +0000 UTC
And teeth!
allyearbreakfast
2021-04-21 14:34:44 +0000 UTC
Anthony was kind of mean in this campaign lol
Jake Werdin
2021-04-20 22:32:42 +0000 UTC
Anthony is really way too good at the alien voices lol
M Dawg
2021-04-20 21:37:13 +0000 UTC
That's a fair point!
Ryan Carter
2021-04-20 17:56:21 +0000 UTC
They need to change the poster so that B33f has his new sphere body though
$3 bill mackin father bills smegma like it’s feta
2021-04-20 17:48:55 +0000 UTC
I almost crashed my car laughing at the robot teeth part
KimberlyHunny
2021-04-20 17:30:16 +0000 UTC
I hope that this cover becomes a poster that is available for patrons!!
Ryan Carter
2021-04-20 12:19:59 +0000 UTC
Please. Need Jizz cover songs album. Stat.
Michael Von Doom
2021-04-20 05:28:33 +0000 UTC
s l i d e r s
Magpie
2021-04-20 05:26:52 +0000 UTC
All I can think of is the Rabbot project from Survival Research Laboratories after this ep
GM John
2021-04-20 01:49:55 +0000 UTC
Beef Himbo needs to run into another droid that’s the same model/ programming named Biff Hambo
Kyle Franklin
2021-04-19 22:48:23 +0000 UTC
So... are we just supposed to ignore the fart at 1h19 minutes?
CHenry
2021-04-19 15:19:18 +0000 UTC
Ah I was wondering what Kev was doing, he definitely had the funniest moments of the VGHS behind the scenes stuff.
Daily the Noob
2021-04-19 13:15:57 +0000 UTC
Loved the voicemail scene!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Rollin Mike
2021-04-19 10:19:44 +0000 UTC
Just listened to this while at work. Thank you so much for all the laughs.
TheDopeGuy
2021-04-19 08:05:17 +0000 UTC
this space combat is much better than the rules in normal EotE
Bird Wizard
2021-04-19 02:50:41 +0000 UTC
“it’s obviously a trilogy” 😂
Michael Huffine
2021-04-19 01:59:16 +0000 UTC
Okay, this is gold! The weird horny star wars world is incredible. On a side note, Beth May does a solid female Christopher Walken impression.
The Overthinker
2021-04-19 01:17:55 +0000 UTC
OMG I did Soo many spit takes listening to this 🤣
Gregg Simms
2021-04-19 00:36:50 +0000 UTC
My like took this away for 69 likes... I’m sorry.
Madison Figg
2021-04-18 22:44:54 +0000 UTC
2 hours! Fantastic
Joshua Smith
2021-04-18 21:27:39 +0000 UTC
The Robot with teeth conversation just reminds me of the fnaf community.
PabstiteCritter
2021-04-18 20:07:07 +0000 UTC
The imperial sex monologue had me laughing harder than I have in a long time. I needed this - thanks!
legit.salvage
2021-04-18 20:05:39 +0000 UTC
I am just here for the sexy chomp but I think my ears are forever unclean from that Imperial sex monologue Anthony did.
Whitney Bliss
2021-04-18 20:03:13 +0000 UTC
6:50 in and I’m in tears. 😂 Ya’ll are the best and definitely my favorite to donate to. I can always count on laughs.
Emeryth
2021-04-18 18:41:48 +0000 UTC
"MY FAMILY'S NOT DEAD YOU'RE DEAD" is my favorite quote now
Jackson Holmes
2021-04-18 18:28:46 +0000 UTC
shout out if you also whispered “sliders...” aloud when Anthony described the saber hilt.
dog pockets
2021-04-18 17:55:45 +0000 UTC
Not sure if I should be proud or sad that I knew all the trivia questions
Le_Cashew
2021-04-18 17:52:27 +0000 UTC