[BONUS] The Glenn Close Prison Workout Tape
Added 2021-01-19 22:51:45 +0000 UTCUsing powerful experimental podcast technology, we were able to capture Glenn's inner monologue during his workout last episode. We present this to you, our listening public.
Please listen and workout alongside Glenn at your own risk.
Comments
HOW HAVE I NEVER HEARD THIS BEFORE. New pump up ritual track.
Will C
2025-05-12 02:58:51 +0000 UTCI'm scared to try to work out to this because while it's legitimately incredibly inspiring I'm afraid I'm gonna laugh and pull something
Tara
2025-04-11 01:44:10 +0000 UTC"isn't Uranus all gas? *Heh"
Alvin Bo Balvin
2025-01-19 21:23:17 +0000 UTCGoddamn it, this is still my favourite. Late nights squats? If you say so
Emma Loosky
2022-11-02 05:51:37 +0000 UTCThe motivation makes me lift. The synths make me transcend.
Simon J Caldwell
2022-09-17 18:25:29 +0000 UTCGlenYe’s Workout Plan
Alexander Grousis-Henderson
2022-01-29 15:44:26 +0000 UTCthis is UNHINGED. chef's kiss 👌🏼
Franki
2021-10-31 03:57:01 +0000 UTCThis is wonderful, I keep listening to it haha. What's the tune playing near the end?
Jan van Egmond
2021-03-05 08:39:57 +0000 UTCSkiing a 10k next weekend and I NEED this on my playlist
Hannah & David
2021-01-24 15:17:54 +0000 UTCCan we have buff Glenn shirts that say "You feel that?" I feel like the world needs that
Jake Bedard
2021-01-21 22:41:58 +0000 UTCI am going to get so ripped.
StephBox
2021-01-21 17:54:13 +0000 UTCI did do a few squats! Totally wish more workouts were funny!!
BumblingRose
2021-01-20 22:58:50 +0000 UTCWow! I did not know what to expect, but this was great
Tom!
2021-01-20 22:08:41 +0000 UTCCan we get more of these, please? I've never felt so motivated to work out before!
Alyssa Fej
2021-01-20 21:01:22 +0000 UTCThis is incredibly good. Workout vids/talkthroughs (idek what they are actually called) have never really worked for me, but this? this did it. Perfect workout length for me, empowering and funny. So obviously I'm n'thing that I would love more (sorrynotsorry anthony) and would wear the hell out of merch.
an expert
2021-01-20 19:49:59 +0000 UTCHave mercy on this poor boy, Anthony, for he knows not what he asks for!
Zach Paul
2021-01-20 03:15:35 +0000 UTCmp3?
Willy Lane, The Sickest in the Game
2021-01-20 02:33:43 +0000 UTCDude I can wait to get fuckin riiiipped tomorrow morning
Alli Pestana
2021-01-20 01:51:34 +0000 UTCAs someone who has a shit back from lifting a box (wtf I'm not even that old), that bit had me cracking the fuck up
Cassandra Cordova
2021-01-20 01:50:12 +0000 UTCThe trebuchet imagery got me through those leg lifts
Larsen Godfrey
2021-01-20 00:16:33 +0000 UTCNot that I'm not excited to hear this, but was wondering when the next talking dads is gonna post?
Nathaniel Ramirez
2021-01-20 00:14:21 +0000 UTCThis is so in character for how Glenn's brain would be dealing with being imprisoned+no longer being a dad hahaha
Joaquin Evia Del Puerto
2021-01-20 00:13:11 +0000 UTCHot Glenn summer here we come
Marcus Rolf
2021-01-20 00:02:57 +0000 UTC“YOURE GONNA KILL BIRDS WITH YOUR SHIT”
Canary
2021-01-20 00:02:47 +0000 UTCI love these people
Jon
2021-01-19 23:31:39 +0000 UTCthinking about how ancient greeks did gymnastics naked and glen is here getting swole for hot glen summer
Lawrence Wilde
2021-01-19 23:27:05 +0000 UTC100% going to work out with this on tonight!
Jeremy Snow
2021-01-19 23:17:59 +0000 UTCI am a powerful, sentient trebuchet
Josh Mangan
2021-01-19 23:14:33 +0000 UTCThis is fucking cursed.
Coillte
2021-01-19 23:14:32 +0000 UTCThe most motivational thing I've ever heard
Chungus Bombadil
2021-01-19 23:04:44 +0000 UTCThis was amazing.
Madison Figg
2021-01-19 23:04:07 +0000 UTCThis is the best
Tom Peace
2021-01-19 23:03:29 +0000 UTCGlenn isn't stuck in there with his prison mates.... they're stuck in there with him
Stefan
2021-01-19 23:03:10 +0000 UTCCan we get full tape length workout sessions with Glenn Close? Like Richard Simmons length.
Daniel Rupert
2021-01-19 23:03:05 +0000 UTCJesus Christ 😂😂😂
FreshPrinceOfBenHare
2021-01-19 23:01:35 +0000 UTCWe need some Glenn Close workout merchandise.
Joshua Morales
2021-01-19 23:00:49 +0000 UTCTHIS!!! IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
Christian Nicdao
2021-01-19 22:59:49 +0000 UTCI ENVY YOUR QUADS
Dungeons and Daddies
2021-01-19 22:59:14 +0000 UTCThese were Glenn’s only thoughts over the course of a year
Collin Kemper
2021-01-19 22:58:33 +0000 UTCI would pay for more workout tapes 👀 this was so funny
arcade
2021-01-19 22:58:31 +0000 UTCI can’t believe Glenn believes the planets exist
A l e x
2021-01-19 22:57:49 +0000 UTCLol I wasn’t prepared for this
Lazarus
2021-01-19 22:56:17 +0000 UTCI like prison Glenn less than regular Glenn and that scares me.
Freya Hogarth
2021-01-19 22:55:39 +0000 UTCBecause of course he did! lol
Zac Roth
2021-01-19 22:55:20 +0000 UTCThis came in at the perfect time! Made me smile.
Kat
2021-01-19 22:55:09 +0000 UTCJesus. lol
Darien Washington
2021-01-19 22:54:24 +0000 UTCNo joke am walking right into the gym when this notification popped up
Riley Wesson
2021-01-19 22:54:18 +0000 UTC
