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Rae

Debate Me, Coward! Seems appropriate for now lol.

Katie Bonnett

A plushie Mr. Mustache with holes to hold your dice. A gamer’s dream accessory!

Laura Stiller

Ron Stampler Business Cards would be awesome. Just saw the Twitter post about what the daddies drop and saw his cards and I think that would be cool

I’d die for a Paedon pin of some kind!

Madison Figg

I would love to see a pin with, "Everythings gonna be O-A-K." but stickers with the daddies intro slogans.

Phoenix Trosper

I would love something with the Love Wolf or Lark and Sparrow in general

Ever since I actually tested out the Ron. business wev domain, I wanted there to be murch with it!

Ooh but also going the dbz combo move lol

Cyndi R.

Lark and Sparrow yelling POWER!

Bari Arnold

"My other ride is a homunculus" sticker

Gerhard van der Watt

I think it would be cool to do a dog plushie with Mr. Mustache on it.

Matthew

“Who’s your daddy now?” Boxing gloves...?

Yes, they did :)

Mandy Murdock

Always makes me think of Muppet Man! 🤣

Mandy Murdock

I would LOVE 'Berkinstock-rockin, crunchy, munchy, hippy-nature-druid Dad'

Did we already do "measure once, cut twice" ? just started supporting

Matt Noh

padaen merch would be godly

I’d like to see a Mr Mustache face mask.

Dn Gn

A sticker or pin of Henry's jersey from the supper bowl would be cool.

I like the comment section ideas the most! XD

Megan

I would love a sticker with "Not the step dad--I'm the dad that stepped up" but all these sticker ideas sound awesome

I mean, the twins pretending to be the Lord of Chaos for sure. Two kids in a trench coat? Classic

Caoimhe

Haha as a temporary tattoo

Caoimhe

Would you guys consider post cards, too? I love the official art and I like post cards because they are easier to hang/find room for then big posters.

Mak

Okay here's a buttload of ideas: - Paeden in a football helmet, or with a toy knife! - Paeden and Walter the Immoral (together? mayhaps!) - A bouquet of the drug flowers from Nick's arc? Labelled "Do not smell!" or some other phrase - Ron's fanny-pack of Holding - One of Ron Stampler's business cards - Darryl: DILF Edition - Glenn: DILF Edition - Ron: DILF Edition - Henry: DILF Edition - Glenn's Omega Vape - A Honda Odyssey chaotically filled with the full group - Doug, the Intern - Silhouettes of the Omega Daddies, with glowing Omega symbols on them? - Something related to the Love Wolf, maybe a paw print (Henry) with his son's paw print in the middle that says Love Pup? - Lark and Sparrow yelling POWER - DILF Darryl flexing his arms upwards behind Ron flexing his arms while in his 'Cool Guy' boxer briefs - ESPN-like shots of each of the Dads with their 'game-face' on! - Dog-Ron with Mr. Mustache - Hotter Elf Henry - Walter the Immoral with a beard, saying "Time has passed"

Ryan Carter

I have a bunch but I'm going to put them in a response to this so they don't overextend the rest of the responses!

Ryan Carter

Mr Moustache or Dog Ron would be vvv cute! 🥰

I would absolutely kill for my own hat of vermin

Max Namey

Mountain Do

Aubry Tucker

It would make a great bumper sticker.

Can you PLEASE add baby to the end of eye of the tiger???

*clears throat* not to toot my own horn, but I think I did a pretty bang-up job with Henry's iconic swear, which you can see over on the subreddit. ("What the freaking ding dang, gosh darn, dilly willy, heckin shark tooth, banana chicanery, hootin tootin, raspberry freaking f**k.") And I think someone FAR MORE talented than I could actually do it justice as a piece of merchandise.

Talia B.E.

Blank-inside greeting cards might be a fun merch idea - maybe a set of four, one with a saying from each dad? Especially as we get closer to the holidays.

Theenie

The o.a.k. one makes me think of the Watsky line "Everything will be a-okay, cause I'm strong as an O.A.K."

Nich Richer-Brule

Right like a throw the ball run the ball pass the ball hat? Or Ron Bowl

Flight Risk temporary tattoo

Olivia Marino

Please please please please please make I crit a kid and reverse ratatouille. Both parts literally had my cry-laughing

BullgogiFrankie

"i crit a kid" is the best line from this podcast, hands down.

metamorphicae

Eye of the Tiger but with a picture of Paedan, perhaps wearing a UFC shirt.

Heidi Nehls

How can I convince you that Love Wolf is still an option?

Lynsey K

The one I laughed hardest at when I heard it in episode was "I Crit a Kid", but I'm satisfied with any of these badass choices.

WhiskyDave

I’d kill for a shirt with “eye of the tiger” on the front, and “body of not a tiger” on the back.

How are more people not voting for Charleston Chew???!!!

Reverse Ratatouille 100%

"I crit a kid" and "Eye of the tiger" in the style of Gurren Lagen with Paden in both.

Jose Sanchez

Flight Risk.What would the football team mascots be?

Elinor

I /need/ this 😂

Becks Woodruff

A D.I.L.F sticker please.

John Rex

Also definitely a pin version of the Bull E. Wug's shirt design!

Cassidy Proctor

"Consensual but weird." As a pin or shirt. Its line from the bonus episode, Freddy himself said it'd be a pretty good shirt.

Just saying these are all fucking GOLD 😄

Brayden Dixon

We need a "What the freaking ding dang gosh darn dilly willy heckin shark tooth chicanery bannana hootin tootin raspberry FUCK are you two doing here?"

rev chauncey

Man. I crit a kid would be hilarious. Plus people would constantly be asking about it so free advertisements. Not so much for O-A-K

CHenry

'Glenn Bowl Champion'?

Cassidy Proctor

Also a pin for Lizardboy Scales McStuffins

Steph

I think a pin for Erin or her birds would be awesome. "Little of the x-axis, little of the y-axis". Or just the words "three birds" in an intense font

Steph

"Potions are for Closers!"

Beta Ray Bill Nye the Science Guy

I didn't know I needed a tote with that on it until just now

Steph

"Sun sets, sun rises, Paeden don't die"

Dad quips but also a t-shirt with the text of every individual way Will has said his; it would look like those shirts with the entire text of a Bronte novel on them 👀

Becks Woodruff

Long term, I would love a doodlers jersey! I mocked one up on custom ink for potentially doing a cosplay, but couldn't order 1 jersey. 😭

Stay tuned -- we have something special in the works. 🥰

Ashley Nicollette

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Ashley Nicollette

be down for a "you walked into the wrong room motherfucker" pin

Noelle Palmer

I would love ‘Because paedens 8 dog’ or some variation

Belda Ward

Orca-Cola, etc.

Andrew van Devender

Can’t wait to see what Kat makes!

Sean Morrell

I literally want all of these

Dad quips was at 420 when I voted for it, I'm so sorry

Matt Miller

I’d be down for a tote or a wall hanging with Henry’s epic curse

Olivia Marino

Make Love Wolves Not War pin

Olivia Marino

I lost my mind at "I crit a kid"

Re: Dad intro quips, I would like a "birkenstock-rockin', granola-munchin' hippie nature druid dad" pin for sure

Montanna Tilton

I'm hearing "Mean Mr. Moustach" as a Beatles pun in my head, but I get that's probably not the move😅

Something with Mr. Moustach👨

How do I get the discord

Taylor Claar

Can we get a chekovs snake pin?

Lucas

I crit a kid is also one of my most favorite things ever said on this podcast, FYI.

StephBox

Did we ever get the tote bags shipped out?

Benjamin Rosenberger

Intro quips has got to happen. That is too good

Josh Mangan

Literally would wear anything with “You walked into the wrong room!”

Elise Portale

Can we get "But is he OK though?" from AMOD? That always makes me laugh

Matthew Ford

Oh man, I want a lot of these options.

StephBox

I also wonder if Daryl ever tried to learn the Charleston, because it reminded him of his favorite candy......

Marina Loredo

Henry's intro: Munchy crunchy hippie birkenstock rocking druid dad

iluvtoonlink

There already is a DILF shirt

Shanna Mandell

How about a Dennis "just happy to be here"

LittleAshBunny

I received a few Charleston Chew in the mail, and I gotta say it’s not the worst candy bar I’ve ever had.

Marina Loredo

Please please please a sticker that says "Payden Style"

Quentin Galuteria-Soares

A sticker saying I love bones.

Cody Walker

I’ve been saying “It’s going to be O-A-K” in casual conversation so it would be dope to have a pin of it!

JohnMark Uwagbae

Mr. Mustache on Ron’s dog homunculus!

I'd like to see hats. Specifically a team had for the Football Teams done just like a sports ball team from the Real World. Go Doodlers!

What about just pins of the dads themselves like figure pins

Damn this poll is fast

Max

throwing in my vote for D.I.L.F.

soap

you’re definitely right but i would wear that with so much pride

Bambi Ward

Mountains of Dadness merch? I’d love to see some.

I feel it's very telling of where we're all at emotionally given what has the highest no. of votes right now

siân

No part of me believes that you can say "Reverse Ratatouille" without Disney bringing the hammer down on y'all

Christopher Pete