THE COLOSSUS: Chapter Two
Added 2021-06-29 17:30:44 +0000 UTCStrap on your headphones and grab the popcorn!
THE COLOSSUS: CHAPTER TWO - THE GATHERING OF THE DEAD
Produced by HPPodcraft - Strange Studies of Strange Stories
Based on "The Colossus of Ylourgne" by Clark Ashton Smith
Written, Directed and Scored by Chad Fifer
Additional Production and Scoring by Erik Peabody / Viking Guitar Productions
Cast:
Andrew Leman as THE MOVIE and The Sexton
Chris Lackey as Bernard
Greig Johnson as Stephane
Andreas Olavarria as The Abbot
Chad Fifer as Gaspard
Heather Klinke as Aggie
Jaime Andrews as Istarelle
and
Erik Peabody as Theophile
Comments
Instant increase to Cultist level. Thank you for this show in general, and this episode in particular!
2021-07-20 17:02:02 +0000 UTCManger: Hey, uh, everybody, can I have your attention? Employees: (looking to the manager and muttering over each other) What? What's up? Uh oh. etc. Manager: Well, I know everybody's been working hard. Really hard. And I want you to know that I appreciate that. But, the truth is, we're not gonna make zombie quota this month. Employees: (in fear and agitation they talk over each other again) Hold on! Don't look at me! We've been trying! etc. Manager: (holding up a hand) I know. I know. But quotas are quotas. So. I'm going to have to let a few of you go. I don't want to. But you know how it is. Employee Bob: You're short a few animated corpses and we lose our jobs? Manager: Not exactly, Bob. And thank you for volunteering. (shoots Bob in the chest) We'll get you necromantically sorted straight away. Now. We're still three zombies short of quota...
2021-07-06 01:05:42 +0000 UTCI love how much of Clark Ashton's baroque omniscient narrative is being put into actual character's mouths.
2021-07-06 01:02:34 +0000 UTCI always thought I would never fall for a cult...but I just become a cultist for this and the bonus episodes. Way to go Chad & Chris. Haha
2021-07-03 22:52:59 +0000 UTCI giggled. My skin crept. Thank you, ladies and gents, again. Great stuff!
2021-07-01 15:56:41 +0000 UTCI think my goal in life now is to host some kind of media property where I get to say “MAAAAGIC MIRRORRRRRR MONTAAAAAAGGGEEEEE” on a regular basis.
Evan
2021-07-01 15:16:24 +0000 UTCI haven't listened yet but I am in violent support of this proposal.
Jeremy Impson
2021-06-30 19:28:31 +0000 UTCListening to you guys trying to do a 3 point turn in a horse drawn carriage immediately gives me Red Dead Redemption flashbacks.
2021-06-30 15:18:30 +0000 UTCI saw this pop up in my notifications and squealed. It is... magnifique! *does that kissy fingers thing*
2021-06-30 09:57:46 +0000 UTC“There were flaring lights where lights should not have been…” “Oh hey, don’t worry, Theophile - this feature’s directed by J. J. Abrams!”
2021-06-30 08:42:43 +0000 UTCNothing like some heavy alliteration to start things off!
Lord Rancid
2021-06-30 06:54:46 +0000 UTCI'm loving this so much. It's great.
Ethan Cordray
2021-06-29 20:25:06 +0000 UTCJust putting in a quick, unsolicited vote for the ongoing adventures of Bernard and Stephane.
The Screaming Moist
2021-06-29 18:28:45 +0000 UTC