Thank you for being patient with me -- I'm trying to make myself look pretty for some up close videos for all you people out there.
I'm going to be editing my "tiers" because I want to make sure the people who are willing to throw ya girl a few dollars deserve something very good.
I'm thinking more and more that I might actually be able to have a physical location where I can give belly button exams, cleanings, and massages. I have to consult with someone more skilled.
Anyway - this thing I'm shoving in my belly button? It's the cap to a plug in air freshener. I'd stick one in your belly button and make you lay face down on the exam table.