Quick update from Professor Flapjacks

Good afternoon to you all. Octavius is using me to write this as a method of disconnection, thus relieving the anxiety caused by writing to you. Also, I will bite you. Smol.

This is mostly a "Sarah is still here and trying to do stuff" kind of update more than anything. They have been really struggling with their brain for the last three months, as I expect most people have, due to lockdown. In addition, they have to deal with the constant fear of me, Professor Flapjacks, ripping off their arm. I especially enjoy attacking Sarah's hands for no reason when they're trying to wipe down the ledges in my cage. I find blood tantalising...so smooth, so soft in the mouth. Like nectar pulled from a goddess's neck.

Anyway.

Octavius's new stream schedule will be Monday and Friday only, at 9.30pm onwards. This is to prevent too much overlap with other streamers with whom they share an audience. This is a temporary measure purely to deal with burnout. Also, I will bite you.

The last video Octavius made (Lara Croft's mansion) did not have the usual scrolling list of Patreon backers because they forgot on account of being shit. So that is going to be reuploaded and put live to general viewers at the same time a new video goes up. Should be soon. If Nostalgia Nerd is reading this, I am going to bite your ears off. 

In any case, I hope this message finds you all well, and if any of you want to maybe let me bite you a bit, I would be most grateful. I don't get to bite Octavius very often because they literally purchased anti-biting gloves with which to handle me. Gloves don't taste sweet like flesh does.

Good day to you. And as always, Octavius sends sincere love and thanks to you wonderful people. 

Sincerely

Professor Flapjacks

p.s SMOL CHOMP HARDLY SEE