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Suspect intentionally lit sex toys on fire, leading to Staten Island multi-home blaze, prosecutors say. https://www.silive.com/crime-safety/2025/04/sex-toys-lighter-used-in-multi-home-blaze-on-staten-island-sides-argue-mans-intent.html?outputType=amp Guy was trying to set fire to a bucket of fleshlights

Cosmicexile

dumbest bitch to ever exist katy perry and other dumb bitches go on retarded trip to space. did i mention katy perry is dumb as fuck.

R

New Jersey Police Chief Accused of Pooping on Floor to Harass Coworkers https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/27/new-jersey-police-chief-harrassment

wiski

A florida prisoner snuck cum rags through a vent to impregnate another prisoner. It’s a girl! https://people.com/jail-inmate-gives-birth-baby-fathered-fellow-inmate-never-touched-8752887

Clay

Teacher accused of gangbang with junior high students, asked them to wear scream masks. https://amp.tmz.com/2025/03/21/alleged-gangbang-teacher-scream-mask-orgy-husband-files-divorce/

Jenna Rosa

The Ravens sadly losing to the Bills. Trump won the presidency. Jimmy Carter passed away

Logan Jones

Protests in Greece when they were throwing molotovs

Sam Miller

Since I reposted this earlier, he has no choice but to cover this

Ishyaboi

Cover the American black lady in Pakistan

Sauce_head810

This is some crazy shit that happened in a town I use to work in and all I can say is that explains the people who live there https://www.fox6now.com/news/2-random-lake-students-charged-accused-child-sex-assault-incest

trevor kressin

https://www.instagram.com/share/BAOkkcNAWr Adam Ray begging to be on kush bros.

Worlds collide

British Airways pilot back in the skies after snorting drugs off woman's breasts before flight https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/uk/british-airways-pilot-back-in-the-skies-after-snorting-drugs-off-womans-breasts/

Kevin Donovan

Jury convicts man who stole golden toilet from British palace. Free bro https://apnews.com/article/golden-toilet-stolen-blenheim-palace-thief-trial-c77c211a0fbc65290f920da2d5abe852

Z Low

Hilarious

Sal Miele

https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2025/feb/08/hot-spring-county-sheriff-arrested-for-3rd-time/ Arkansas Pigs 🐗

BillyBobZa

don’t tell me what to do

nonewfriends.

Man ruins marriage over Genshin Impact https://youtu.be/rSU7QGUJ6tA?si=YvzUbCnZIRqoT_Or

Ishyaboi

New York crypto personality used ‘Seinfeld’ joke in fraud, feds reveal https://www.cnbc.com/2024/05/17/new-york-crypto-personality-used-seinfeld-joke-in-fraud.html

Kevin Donovan

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1902394266519064730?s=46 Indiana teacher accused of having 3 students gang bang her while wearing Scream masks. Classic.

Brandon Diaz

https://www.upi.com/amp/Odd_News/2025/03/10/Top-Secret-Comedy-Club-Botox/4131741623420/ London comedy club bans audience members with 'frozen faces from Botox'

Andrea Murano

https://decider.com/2025/03/13/kelly-ripa-shows-how-milk-cockroach-tweezers-live/ “You Gotta Access The Teats”

Andrea Murano

30 year old calcified smegma found in a man's foreskin https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13248105/Shocked-doctor-discovers-30-YEAR-build-smegma-foreskin-married-man-suffering-agonising-pain-penis.html

Tyler Sambucci

“People Are Using AI to Create Influencers With Down Syndrome Who Sell Nudes” https://www.404media.co/people-are-using-ai-to-create-influencers-with-down-syndrome-who-sell-nudes/

EldisGapesStav

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/albania-create-vatican-style-bektashi-state-tirana-2025-01-25/

Jackson Macejko

https://nypost.com/2025/03/12/lifestyle/air-india-pleads-with-passengers-to-drop-this-disgusting-habit-following-bizarre-bathroom-disaster/ Funny story about a guy clogging all Plane Toilets on Air India

Randomtestuser

https://www.yahoo.com/news/kkk-outfits-were-dressed-snow-153235719.html

Hair of the cat

I heard there was a chubby Greek sex pest and his Albanian golem terrorizing the west coast. Worth looking into!

pdschmidty

https://apnews.com/article/turtle-pants-airport-tsa-newark-airport-pennsylvania-f55bd62d33530e9cfd26488e230ad8df

JackBeanBoi69

https://www.kare11.com/article/news/local/charges-allege-mn-senator-undercover-officers-posing-child-multiple-times/89-401c3eea-fa92-47ea-a7d5-fff1f1e8de86

Justin Kopp

https://www.cinemablend.com/streaming-news/diddy-apparently-reached-out-to-kanye-west-from-his-jail-cell-dropped-blunt-advice this diddy and kanye interaction ????

Alex Valentine

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna197034

Justin Kopp

Minnesota State Senator that introduced bill to make Trump Derangement Syndrome a mental disorder, and co sponsored an anti-trans bill was arrested for soliciting sex with a 16 year old

Justin Kopp

dumb cunt crying over 9/11 meme shirt: https://longisland.news12.com/li-woman-who-lost-dad-on-911-targeted-with-making-ads-making-light-of-terror-attack and the shirt: https://ashbubble.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/garfield-9-11-shirt.webp

Alex Valentine

https://youtu.be/znm-WE30Vu8?si=_4jy7iX5hT8wc7xJ While this technically might not be a news story I think everyone needs to see it

James Lucas

Jury convicts thief who stole golden toilet from English palace https://apnews.com/article/golden-toilet-stolen-blenheim-palace-thief-trial-c77c211a0fbc65290f920da2d5abe852

Kevin Donovan

Tesla cars at dealership spontaneously combust. https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/03/18/us/tesla-fire-las-vegas-explosion

Myles C.

Texas is trying to ban anime on the bases of pedophilia https://otakuusamagazine.com/fans-worry-texas-senate-bill-20-could-lead-to-anime-and-manga-bans-and-jail-time/

Myles C.

WITHIN 24 hours of introducing a State Bill to define “Trump Derangement Syndrome” as a mental illness…. Minnesota State Senator is arrested for attempting to solicit sex from a MINOR. Can’t make this shit up. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/18/minnesota-justin-eichorn-arrested-soliciting-minor

FamousBamos

Indonesian TikToker jailed for blasphemy for telling Jesus to get a haircut https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/11/asia/ratu-thalisa-blasphemy-indonesia-scli-intl/index.html

Harrai

https://www.barrons.com/news/croatian-ex-mayor-grilled-over-suspected-sausage-scam-160949dd

Late Night Nap

Man found with a live turtle concealed in his pants by TSA at a New Jersey airport https://apnews.com/article/turtle-pants-airport-tsa-newark-airport-pennsylvania-f55bd62d33530e9cfd26488e230ad8df

Harrai

https://www.tiranatimes.com/?p=155239 Albanian gov’t shuts down TikTok

Nick

Uplifting Punk news: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly8v9k4n2no

Scott Thomas

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/wendy-washik-peace-bond-1.7486782 Woman avoids assault charge with peace bond after racistly shooting neighbor with watergun

TheHardestR

Albania news: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c93gxzergk2o

Scott Thomas

Cult news: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy83958r2d0o

Scott Thomas

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2025/03/17/starbucks-penis-burns-jury-award-michael-garcia/82497032007/ Man wins $50 for having genitals burned by coffee

TheHardestR

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c05m01mp999o

Scott Thomas

https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2017/mar/19/ferris-high-school-football-coach-suspended-amid-i/ TLDR: a high school football coach was grilling for his team, put his penis in a hotdog bun, showed it to some athletes, and said "You think that's a big dog? Take a look at this."

Turd Ferguson

https://avherald.com/h?article=52439b47&opt=0

B-rad

Lazio soccer team’s Nazi-sympathizing falconer got fired for posting a picture of his penis implant on social media, got fired, and barricaded himself in the team facility to protest. https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/lazios-falconer-barricades-himself-at-training-facility-after-getting-fired-for-posting-explicit-photos/amp/

Zach Russell

https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/downers-grove-coach-sexual-assault-arrest?link_source=ta_first_comment&taid=67d9373ee8c7f10001df549b&fbclid=IwY2xjawJH1UJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHSGtd4dfmFkz4y4nCJxqzZipxdbGC-C_D_cZRAFkV9LaPQJj1sfTRRJiUg_aem_MTe3PmxY0UOVeYfDp_yQwQ

Turk33

This is so wild…LA murder suspect is ex-porn star, victim is male hair style mogul https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2025-03-16/killer-says-ex-lover-had-no-role-in-husbands-slaying

anake510

Cop runs over cyclist because he was watching anti trans YouTube videos while driving. https://vtdigger.org/2025/03/07/shelburne-police-officer-had-youtube-video-playing-in-cruiser-at-time-of-fatal-crash-court-records-say/

Biglacheese

People send letters to a tree in Germany then other people pick through the letters and become penpals with one of the letter writers and lots of these penpals fall in love because someone decided to send a letter to a tree: https://apnews.com/article/bridegrooms-oak-germany-love-letters-e362a5297314989d3e8f0008467f1f4f

Sonny Bunson

Cheetozard brings in nearly 90k: https://apnews.com/article/pokemon-cheeto-charizard-cheetozard-auction-9619c778aab3d0bb7bd3ed1fbcf5517b

Sonny Bunson

Youth Violence in Albania: https://apnews.com/article/albania-opposition-tiktok-ban-protest-election-db108a58f84307596e257e41567248e7

Sonny Bunson

https://euronews.al/en/albanian-man-punches-his-girlfriend-in-greece-and-jumps-off-balcony/

Jimmie Devany

https://apnews.com/article/turtle-pants-airport-tsa-newark-airport-pennsylvania-f55bd62d33530e9cfd26488e230ad8df

Andrew Zaccaria

Golden toilet thief: https://apnews.com/article/golden-toilet-stolen-blenheim-palace-thief-trial-c77c211a0fbc65290f920da2d5abe852 Pokemon shaped Flaming Hot Cheeto sold for almost $88k: https://apnews.com/article/pokemon-cheeto-charizard-cheetozard-auction-9619c778aab3d0bb7bd3ed1fbcf5517b

Darbley

Former West Virginia teacher allegedly admits to having sex with two underage females; Has teaching certificate permanently revoked https://www.wtrf.com/west-virginia/former-west-virginia-teacher-allegedly-admits-to-having-sex-with-two-underage-females-has-teaching-certificate-permanently-revoked/

Dan

Maryland Teacher Under Fire For Racist Instagram Posts “In one of the posts shared on Instagram, Kelly Forostiak referred to her students as ‘little assholes’” https://www.essence.com/news/maryland-teacher-racist-instagram-posts/

Dan

Substitute teacher accused of choking, slamming Prince George's Co. teen during class https://www.fox5dc.com/news/substitute-teacher-accused-choking-slamming-prince-georges-co-teen-during-class

Dan

Baltimore teacher suspected of suicide linked to cryptocurrency scams, analyst says https://foxbaltimore.com/news/local/taneytown-teacher-suicide-cryptocurrency-scams-analyst

Dan

Two men found guilty over £4.8m Oxfordshire gold toilet heist : https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/mar/18/man-found-guilty-over-48m-oxfordshire-gold-toilet-heist

Jay

Man found with a live turtle concealed in his pants by TSA at a New Jersey airport https://apnews.com/article/turtle-pants-airport-tsa-newark-airport-pennsylvania-f55bd62d33530e9cfd26488e230ad8df

Jay

Scientists stuck in Antartica are getting violent, South African gov't won't extract them. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/18/world/africa/south-africa-antarctica-assault-harassment.html?unlocked_article_code=1.5E4.Yg_Y.XEtuVB0umDpA&smid=url-share

Devin

AI stuns grandma with vicious verbal attack: “I was shocked” https://nypost.com/2025/03/10/tech/ai-stuns-grandma-with-vicious-verbal-attack-i-was-shocked/

Jay

https://www.stereogum.com/2300910/the-dare-attempts-to-crowdsurf-no-one-catches-him/news/ The Dare fails at crowd surfing during a performance

Queertofu

Articles a cities years old but the headlines: Could 'foreskin regeneration' be the making of the next medical millionaire? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12624013/amp/foreskin-restoration-surgery-circumcision-uncircumcised.html

Jimbojones

albania, kosovo, and croatia form military alliance: https://www.koha.net/en/lajmet-e-mbremjes-ktv/kosova-shqiperia-dhe-kroacia-krijojne-aleance-ushtarake

bl

Anything from Big Dick Eldi’s home country

Noah Shue

https://youtube.com/shorts/IRi9Ud8Qzhg?si=sbcHXLQIXRKSu0vg bill burr talking about musk

Sam Martinez

Miami-Dade County names a bunch of streets after local rap songs: https://www.aol.com/trick-love-kids-street-coming-191652142.html

Andres

Grocery employee turned content creator relieved herself on food products for years: cops https://local12.com/news/nation-world/grocery-employee-turned-content-creator-relieved-herself-on-food-products-for-years-cops-cincinnati-crime-criminal-activity-internet-site-disturbing-video-evidence-financial-loss-allegations-court-case-detective-work-anonymous-source-business-monadnock

toober

Get Jason Cherry on the pod damnit

Gus Frank

This chick whacked another girl with a baton during a race and said it was an accident https://www.13newsnow.com/article/news/local/mycity/portsmouth/vhsl-track-championships-ic-norcom-high-school-student-athlete-hits-runner-with-baton/291-67fb9b68-31d1-4b20-b4f9-f2d38c5f9eb8

Hoe Biden

https://www.space.com/space-exploration/international-space-station/starliner-and-crew-9-astronauts-arrive-home-in-houston-space-photo-of-the-day

Stephen Cucking

https://www.wave3.com/2025/03/11/dog-shoots-owner-after-getting-paw-stuck-gun-trigger-guard-police-say/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJHwklleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHTN3tvwa4oqo3nFcESwP4zEamGlqtv-R5lfplLlOPkS73CkGmUZ5ohY6cg_aem_w5EhxueinJ0m6bZ1Y_w2aA

DrugsInaRoom

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/sport/video-3215997/Video-Nuttin-Azz-basketball-tournament-canceled-NJ-high-school.html

Rusty Shackleford

Idk how this wasn't selected yet...Nuttin but Azz https://www.tmz.com/watch/2024-06-20-062024-promo-twerking-hs-1848987-537/

Rusty Shackleford

Taiwan marathon organizers apologize after giving out prizes in the shape of a Chinese machine gun https://apnews.com/article/taiwan-china-trophy-machine-gun-ab1fb784b9c450bc13f93d4e87b8415c

Devin

“Trust in scientists and their role in society across 68 countries” (Albania dead last)

Matty

The U.S. is making more seizures of illegal eggs than fentanyl at its Canadian and Mexican borders: https://thelogic.co/news/canada-us-trade-war-eggs-fentanyl/ House staffer who tackled Georgia senator won’t be arrested: https://www.ajc.com/politics/house-staffer-who-tackled-georgia-senator-wont-be-arrested/PZF6RUMLPRA7RAVBJWAMYCOLKI/ 19-year old Georgia healthcare worker faces felony for twerking on disabled person’s head: https://tribune.com.pk/story/2525224/19-year-old-georgia-healthcare-worker-faces-felony-for-twerking-on-disabled-persons-head Trump hit with microphone: https://youtu.be/r3lcnoSvFzM?feature=shared

C

Tillamook launches hotline for those facing 'ice cream injustice' with sweet revenge https://katu.com/news/local/tillamook-launches-hotline-for-those-facing-ice-cream-injustice-with-sweet-revenge

Big Friendly Ginger

https://ibb.co/67qzmVP0

Malik Abuelaileh

Bring some light to your corrupt neighbors to the north please. https://apnews.com/article/north-macedonia-kocani-nightclub-fire-e4b0fb9b87fbd1af22f5f4db365b054f#

Philsk

I don't have an article but my coworker's sister is living in Albania and she has shared that someone in her neighborhood has been poisoning dogs

Gabriel Kuykendall

Father gets 13 years for shooting youth football coach over son’s playing time https://ground.news/article/father-gets-13-years-for-shooting-youth-football-coach-over-sons-playing-time?utm_source=mobile-app&utm_medium=newsroom-share

Jesse Williams

Starbucks ordered to pay $50 million to driver burned by hot coffee | Watch full video at https://san.com/cc/starbucks-ordered-to-pay-50-million-to-driver-burned-by-hot-coffee/?utm_source=san_app&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=san_app_share This guy burnt his penis and got $50,000,000 shmeckles

PPTouchGalactica

https://apnews.com/article/pokemon-cheeto-charizard-cheetozard-auction-9619c778aab3d0bb7bd3ed1fbcf5517b

Jared Gluskin

Stav better be smoking 💨💨

Wei Zhong Xian No Fumes

https://www.them.us/story/rfk-jr-cracking-down-poppers-double-scorpio-fda?client_service_name=them.&client_service_id=31178&service_user_id=1.78e+16&supported_service_name=instagram_publishing&utm_medium=social&utm_social_type=owned&utm_brand=them&utm_source=instagram&utm_content=instagram-bio-link RFK hates poppers, I bet his brain worm wouldve loved them tho

Miranda Biset

Baidu vice president apologizes over daughter’s disclosure of others’ private information https://www.globaltimes.cn/page/202503/1330283.shtml#:~:text=Baidu%20Vice%20President%20Xie%20Guangjun,to%20domestic%20news%20outlet%20Yicai.

luis

Eldis in a panic …. Stay strong my Albanian king

ASAC Schrader

Lazio FC falconer sacked for posting photos of his penis on social media after undergoing enhancement surgery. https://www.euronews.com/2025/01/16/lazios-far-right-falconer-protests-dismissal-for-sharing-photos-of-penis-implant

Tshedza

https://dailyegyptian.com/120809/news/siu-professor-on-leave-after-x-thread-alleges-he-posted-masturbation-videos-he-filmed-on-campus/

Jacob Millam

https://apnews.com/article/jfk-assassination-files-release-trump-3e8f31e18468d96b53210572e0992c07

Frank Rappa

Southern illinois university teacher fired for filming himself jerking off on campus and putting it online https://dailyegyptian.com/120809/news/siu-professor-on-leave-after-x-thread-alleges-he-posted-masturbation-videos-he-filmed-on-campus/

Jacob Millam

https://www.fox9.com/news/minnesota-senator-justin-eichorn-arrest "Minnesota lawmaker behind ‘Trump derangement syndrome’ bill accused of soliciting teen"

A-Dog_Storm-Rider

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41562-024-02090-5 skip all the reading just scroll to Fig. 1

Matty

“A House hearing ended abruptly after an exchange between a Republican and a Democratic committee member over the GOP chair’s misgendering Rep. Sarah McBride.”

Miranda Biset

https://youtu.be/f7YZRymWaM0?si=HCW-hveMd7-tJ3rk

Miranda Biset

https://www.yahoo.com/news/convicted-killer-scott-peterson-attacked-215730803.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAEUXrVe8iDnWa1pOzbU7Kwr_fhpY-r2_OYdxzft8ugW1RmJoPmcSFvcedeoy4zCyvNHjIWBvDNJvDjtHipJ4RxPfmEDx-8Q2c5EipJM57-hgxWRSqBU4TUCPVFx0TqHWPUt6OaczU992Ylr1kjQ80byATkzew6mTstgSC7_7BaNk

Pupperoni

Florida woman admits to vandalizing ex’s vehicle ... but she got the wrong car https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/02/26/oops-florida-woman-admits-to-vandalizing-exs-vehicle-but-she-got-the-wrong-car/

Meowmeowbeanz

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c70wdedp20wo.amp

Jay Dagny

https://amp.abc.net.au/article/105041800

Sam Langley

This one cracked me up so much

Alex Johnson

https://people.com/new-jersey-mayor-charged-with-dui-while-driving-her-2-year-old-son-home-from-daycare-on-st-patrick-s-day-needs-hed-11699572

Alex Johnson


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