Weekly update 19th June - Introducing CAJOIs....doujin...reviews?

Hello hello, it's another Sunday. Hope you're all enjoying/have enjoyed your weekend. 

As a reminder, the voiced imouto video is now up for the $5 tier! If that's a video that possibly interests you, I'd say it's well worth the money. (Am unbiased)

Now, I'm sure some of you actually read the title and are curious, but first let me go over the other stuff...like the super sekrit video.

SUPER SEKRIT VIDEO

Okay, so I'm currently 75 minutes through the video, and well it's looking more unlikely that it will be done in time. I've completed 3 of the sections and I originally wanted 7, but have cut it down to 6. At a very good pace, a section will take 3 days so, having all 3 done by the 26th is now just...yeah.

Why the 26th? Well, it's a special date. The 26th of June 2019. 

That's the date that my first video went live on PH. Back then I had absolutely no expectations, and here I am trying to make a Lord of the rings length film to commemorate the birthday. 

So, what I'm saying is that unfortunately it will not be arriving on time. As such I'm going to be uploading Vanillas last made video in a few days, and I'll have the birthday video at the start of July. The extra time might allow me to make all seven intended sections, and make some "interesting" endings that I originally wanted but couldn't spare the time for.

I can promise this will be worth the wait.

Actually on the topic of Vanilla's last video, I said it before...but it's really not vanilla. So I apologise for having two of these in a row.

Crowdfunding!!

Okay, no joke. My internet is literally too bad to upload the crowdfunding image right now. I can say though that some stuff has changed but not enough to matter...yet.

At the top, Dragons girls are just $3 ahead of quints! And I need to add $15 to Lucina, which will put that just $1 behind quints. That's right, the top 3 have just $4 separating them all. For just a tiny bit of money, you can ensure the one you want gets made. Remember, there are only three guaranteed slots left, and all three are in a great position, but you never know... a whale might boost another video and one of these loses out. If you can ensure your choice wins this month it's a lot safer (and will get made sooner!)

At the bottom, Ahri got a small boost and is almost safe but not quite. She's about $2 short of overtaking both cuck videos (both are somehow on the exact same %). If you prefer fluffy tails to cuck, you can save Ahri today! Weiss is easily savable too. Reines would need a bigger boost and the one piece video looks doomed.

But don't take my word for it, you can see all over at https://crowdfund.waifujoi.app/

CAJOI's doujin reviews!

So I figured I want another small fun reward for you guys supporting me. I've been trying to think of something appropriate, and here it is. I used to write e-spawts articles for TSM, so I'm practically a journalist.

I will write a critical analysis of a doujin of your* choice. I will do one of these a month and these will only be available for patreon subscribers (of any level!). In future months I will have some sort of voting or some shit, but as there's only 11 days left of this month I'm keeping it simple for nominations. 

$12+ patrons only. Message me with a link of the doujin you want me to cover (nhentai or e-hentai, pls not ex). I will straight up pick a random one and cover it by the end of the month. You have until the end of Friday to message me with your choice.

*There are a few extra restrictions. Maximum length of 50 pages. Has to be in English! Has to be Japanese art style, no gaijin stuff. No yaoi/bara. 

Almost any tags are fine (except the above). You can nominate a true work of art that you want to share, or you can try and make me suffer. 

Okay, that's it for today!