Announcing the CAJOI NFT collection!

In a world where my income is relying on Pornhub/patreon not arbitrarily banning me, it makes sense for me to look to alternative income streams. My first idea was to make a game, but that apparently takes a lot of work.

So instead I'm going to sell you NFTs! 

What are NFTs?

NFTs are neo fap tokens and utilise blockchain technology to deliver a synergistic buff to your fap sessions. Each NFT is unique to you (But identical to every other copy) and offers absolutely no benefit. But if you buy in now, you might be able to sell your fap tokens to another buyer for more money!

And because these fap tokens literally aren't real, you won't even have to pay taxes on their sale!

Wow, I like money. What NFTs do you have?

I will be initially launching with five different types of NFT, each with a limited number of supply. PS, pls don't right click save these images without paying. That is theft and I will report you to the internet police.

1: Video disabled - 2500 available. $2 each.

A modern classic that surely all can appreciate following the events over the past year. If you want to relive the purge, you can do so for as little as $1.

2: The one second gif that got the gamer girls vid removed from PH - 1000 available $5 each

Yes, this gif used in the parody opening of the gamer girls video is literally why the video was removed. I wish I was joking.  Please note the NFT does not come with the hit effect the video has, nor the slow motion replay because that would require work on my part to crop out.

3: The imouto vid - 500 available, $10 each. 

This NFT is currently not made. But I promise it will be coming soon.

4: BB - 100 available, $50 each

BB is best girl. She is squashing something between her thighs here, but what is it? Find out by buying the full version!

5: Funny skeleton maid girls combo - 10 available, $500 each

Truly a classic and only for those who are the most cultured. If you buy this, I'll even throw in a bonus extra one for you today.

Wow looks great, how do I buy one?

Very simple! Send a donation to Ukraine/charities helping in Ukraine for the amounts listed above. Then send me proof of your donation and I'll send you your very OWN png (or gif). I'll even randomly mash on the keyboard for the filename so yours is TRULY unique.

Happy April.