Bonus Episode #4: Political CumPiss

i love that i didn't need to watch this video to know where you'd fall on the compass :)

kalanchoe cat

i would take this test myself but i would literally be in the exact position as kurtis lmfao. we had the exact same reactions to every question

Benjamin Game

Hey Kurtis! I just felt the need to say this. As someone who loves shrooms I feel like they remind me of the things that are really important to me. They make me appreciate the little things in life more too. Sometimes stress/society/anxiety/whatever clouds my head and when I trip all of that seems to go away and I can see things clearly. The way people talk about psychedelics makes them seem really scary so I understand how you feel. Ive also been reading research on how microdosing shrooms can treat depression so that’s dope. Anyway just thought I’d give my opinion. Love the bonus episodes !

Alex Shelton

as an english major who hasn't watched the episode yet i cannot wait to laugh my ass off

kurtis: yeah i wanted to be an english teacher also kurtis: doesn't know what the fuck compulsory means /lh

KURTIS IM GEEKING. This video was too funny! I feel like as a patron who doubles as a political science major I should explain some of the confusion under the economy questions. The one about ability versus need was saying "Those who have the ability to give should give, and those who are in need should receive." The second one about a free market was saying that in a laissez faire capitalist system people are the most free, in other words, the less the government gets involved in big business, the freer the people will be. I hope this clears up confusion and you can continue to form opinions on these important issues with more background information going forward :)

kurtis: *is being genuine and sincere about choosing comedy over an english degree* also kurtis: that was the lamest shit ive ever said -grace (i am commenting jam didnt say this i am grace not jam we share an account okay bye)

you're not dumb that was wildly confusuing lmaooo

WHAT (it's not a slur its just mean to call like indigenous people that), but please how did you get that as your birth name

Whenever i'm Sad about people not seeing something (mostly my tiktoks about working at starbucks) I like to imagine what it would look like if that many people were standing in one place together (horrifying in these Try Times) 800k people would fill multiple stadiums!! That's so many people!!!

its the first result when you type "political compass test"

the quote of all quotes "fuck business meetings man, write some smut"

talia

it’s kinda cool how you’ve incorporated the writing aspect you liked so much when you were younger into writing your own stand-up material. it’s the best of both worlds, if you will.

aw for the record i dont know shit about pokemon but i found your video incredibly interesting because its clear you were excited about it and it made me excited too. same with jarvis' pokemon video awhile back. ignore the creators studio. you put out something that took a lot of effort that you were excited about and you should be proud of yourself for that!

i think he interpreted the "people are ultimately divided more by class than by nationality." question as PHYSICAL distance which is why he was talking about segregated communities. i think it meant more like divided as people ("would you feel more disconnected from elon musk or someone from a different country from you?") its funny because most of the ones he didnt understand he put disagree on and i wanted to pop through the screen and explain the question like "aCtUaLly-" this video was so much fun as someone who cares about politics. kurtis is a good egg its refreshing

me too

I took acid once- I thought my ex wife was a giant spider. Which was scary.

You saved me about 30 minutes Kurtis- we have almost all the exact same answers on the political compass test 🤘

oh god.. savage is my literal birth name ... please dont tell me its become a slur

It's funny I've never had molly though, I just sit in my house and eat shrooms very occasionally and look at my plants and pet my dogs haha

yo! i’m named ophelia after hamlet! that’s kinda cool!

Ophelia Borders

if you haven’t already you should do the 16personalities test !

you give off the same vibes as nick miller from new girl

Thanks for answering my shrooms question. I still haven't taken any before watching these bonus episodes haha but it's on my to do list

yea i was really confused by some of these questions tbh i am stupid!!!!!

What test is this?

Kurtis disagreeing that people are more divided by class than nationality? Oopsy woopsy looks like somebody needs to read Marx

coconutmallcop

i also went into college thinking i was gonna be a teacher and ended up doing a complete 180, gotta love being forced to plan out your life at age 18!

Alexis W

Great episode Kurtis. If you ever do decide to do mushrooms do it with close friends.

my fiancé and i look forward to both episodes every week! Thank you for everything you do Kurtis!!! 💛✨

Thank you so much for taking the time to answer my question! It was really cool to hear your thoughts on your love of English, teaching, and everything else :)

by the way, you should talk to Vaush. he's a leftist streamer on youtube who recently found your content and he said he was surprised by how politically left you are and how much you spread awareness of issues by things as simple as, like, dunking on tik toks. it would be a cool conversation imo.

"so if my enemy is like, alec baldwin--" lmfao

u would’ve been even further left if you had understood some of the questions that you just pressed “disagree” on LOL we love a leftist

kurtis talking about generational trauma 👌😌

Hi Kurtis. Please make a crew neck that says “I hardly know her” in small embroidery across the front. I will wear it every single day.

yesyesye

NICE i’m excited for this