Kree Reference Sheet

And here's an early look at the reference work done for Keepe!!!

In doing research for this I found enough evidence to conclude that God is an idiot and the phrase "intelligent design" is an insult to creation itself, because there is nothing intelligent about what I'm about to explain. Male opossums (called jacks) have 2 penises. Yes, 2. They have a forked member to lock into the female's (called jills) double vagina. Yes, they have 2. One whole with 2 canals. Why? I dunno, ask God. On top of this, this double vag isn't out like any other vag. It resides inside the marsupial pouch. So its a double gash within a gash. Gash cubed. And on top of all this, that male can't just stick in this already precarious situation, because if he does the female won't get pregnant. No, the male must grab her by the scruff of the neck, go in as deep as she goes, and then fall over TO THE RIGHT SIDE. YES, TO THE RIGHT SIDE. Because for some God knows reason, opossums can only get pregnant if they are laying on their right side. That means no left side and no doggy. Not even the people who get paid to study this know why. And they do it for like half an hour too.

But it doesn't end there. Babies (called joeys) only develop for 2 week and get pooped out into the mother's sack (the compartment that holds the vagina AND the teats), and then the lima bean shaped fetuses must claw their blind way unto a teat. All 13 of them.

But the best part about all this is that this Rube Goldberg machine of nature, all this hassle, all of this energy is overly complicatedly exhausted on a goofy depressed rat looking mf that has an average lifespan of 2 years and goes into anaphylactic shock when it gets scared.

I want to finish this formal complaint of God's """intelligent design""" by quoting scripture:

The Lord saw how great the wickedness of the human race had become on the earth, and that every inclination of the thoughts of the human heart was only evil all the time. The Lord regretted that he had made human beings on the earth, and his heart was deeply troubled. So the Lord said, “I will wipe from the face of the earth the human race I have created—and with them the animals, the birds and the creatures that move along the ground—for I regret that I have made them.”
Genesis 6:5-7