'Tistic Shite I Can't and Won't Let Go

As someone who recreationally consumes hentai, it has come to my attention that since the days of good anime like Lupin The 3rd and Hokuto no Ken the term "futanari" (japanese word for hermaphrodite) has been illustrated as a vagina enabled lady whose clitoris has been transformed (by magic or mutation) into a large pseudo-penis with the ability to ejaculate.

I never found this hot. It always bothered me.

It doesn't bother me for some window licking reason, like inherent repressed homosexuality or transphobic tendencies, it bothers me because it just makes no damn sense. Mammalian sperm is produced by testes that reside out of the body to self regulate heat and, while a clitoris is just an underdeveloped penis, the urethral canal in the vagina resides in a completely different place with the bladder being also separated.

Overtime, the same Japanese level of genius that thought making the action figure of a worldwide beloved character an exclusive release to Sri Lanka was a solid long-term business decision came up with the galactic intellect level idea of just adding a pair of balls to the combination to make it make sense. This just makes me angry. If things didn't make sense before, sense as fled the country to seek asylum on Venezuela in 1945.

As you will see illustrated in these sketches. Each of the reproduction organ areas on both male and female anatomies occupy the same area out of necessity. The penis muscle goes all the way to the prostate (hence anal orgasms and the nerve command for ejaculation coming directly from the spine and not the brain) and becomes attached to the pubic symphysis to be suspended where it can be found outside of the body in the male anatomy. The male bladder is larger (occupying any uterine capacity) and the testes attach to the urethral canal from a completely different assembly elsewhere in the body that comes over the pubic symphysis. When erect, this entire section gets engorged and rigid with blood to make use of all the muscle power available to ejaculate. On the vagina, the bladder is smaller and in a different section to make way for the vaginal canal and uterine tract, who occupy a big portion of the pelvic capacity for good reason. Much like the penis, when in coitus this area gets flooded with blood to operate at full capacity and to get ready for orgasm functions.

For obvious reasons, the penis cannot be "just moved" to make way for something else. It is a muscle that literally comes from all the way back in the ass to be hooked to a bone that's on top of it so it can pendulate between the legs. It annoys me to no end that people do this and have no idea how to answer the question of "where would you pee from". Would you be like a space marine and just have double the organ count for no real reason? There's no way for any organ cavity other than the rectum to be shoved in there, and even if there was it is absolutely impossible for that cavity to go anywhere. And even then, why the hell would you want another redundant cavity there when you have the ass right there.

Think about this. I'm serious, think about it. If there is a God, He literally made sure that the prostate is at a convenient penis length so that you could shoot a mind numbing load from pistoning your ass. Let me repeat myself, God made being gay a convenience and solved the futanari problem before katana wielding heathens made it an issue. The solution to this a(u)rtistic issue has always been there because there was never any issue in the first place.

It stresses me out to see things that make no sense, like vagina futas and body hair drawn over fur on furries (you know what I'm talking about). I dunno, no matter how stupid something may be, there just has to be some form of inner logic to it. That's what makes anything believable.

So we can just all agree to make penis enabled ladies have just a penis and call it a day?