Today I was in the mood to beat someone up in a boxing match, so I grabbed a boy who looked strong enough to hit me at a nearby gym and started a matchποΈ
I punched him repeatedly in the face and stomach, taking him down with uppercuts until I heard the bell and realized the first round was overπ₯°
During the interval he was wriggling around like a caterpillar on the ring mat, making froggy, distressed noises, and it was hilarious!
The match ended after two rounds, I still want to punch someone, can I punch you?π