Legends of Tomorrow 5X1: Crisis on Infinite Earths Hour Five

So, apparently, we didn't actually win. I mean we sort of did, but not the way I imagined winning would go.

Kara wakes up and immediately realizes something is wrong. The girl in the house with her has no idea that the multiverse was just destroyed and Kara wonders if she dreamed it. She meets Ray at a bar (the one they did trivia at) and he doesn't remember. Then that John guy shows up (not spelled John at all) and gives him back the memories. Turns out only the paragons remember what happened.

Sara is busy running around trying to find Oliver. She's pretty convinced that if they all came back from the brink of death, he probably did too. But no one (including an off screen Felicity) can locate him.

But all is not super well. Lux Luthor wins the Nobel Peace Prize. And all the Earths are smooshed into one. (I think). All the heroes live on the same Earth and, as far as the citizens know, have been like this for a long time.

The guy I'm calling Pariah (the Flash guy who went bad, I think that was his code name) realized he was the person who brought forth the Anti Monitor. Everyone is mad at him (obvs), but he's got some kind of anti matter wrist strap that tells them more issues are coming. Shortly after they are attacked by more Dementors.

Mr. Humanity Paragon decides that maybe we can shrink the Anti Monitor down to being useless. While they work on that, the rest of the team distracts and attacks the Dementors. Barry zooms over to quickly assemble some parts and they he runs back with the device. They accidentally shrink down Clark before they shrink the Anti Monitor out of existence. Ray quickly fixes Clark and all seems well.

The heroes meet in an old STAR labs building to give a memorial for Oliver. Barry has made a place for them to all meet, since we're all on the same Earth now (I'm so curious how that is going to play out in the futures of all these shows that I don't watch). Everyone, including Oliver, gets a chair. It's emotional and lovely.

But, my feelings were cut short by some dumb as monkey. I feel fairly certain that this is something that people who have watched all the other shows know about. But, I was not happy. I was all in my feelings and then they ripped me out with some stupid gag that didn't understand.

Oh, and Rory is a popular romance writer on this Earth. I love this little tidbit.