Vacation All I Ever Wanted + Updates on Patron Content

Greetings from Portland, Oregon deathlings! 

I'm here chilling out with some friends, enjoying some food, and seeing the sights the Pacific Northwest has to offer. And some days...the day ends...and I've realized that I've...done...no...WORK. 

What a thrill, am I right? 

Here are a few of the highlights from my vacation thus far. It's like when your aunt and uncle make you watch a slide show of their trip to the Grand Canyon.

Here I am enjoying the karaoke machine at the AirBnB. What's your go-to showstopper?

My vacation lewk. Sweatpants wood nymph. 

I found my angsty owl soulmate at the Eugene raptor rescue. 

Alua Arthur came to stay and we're working on an evileeeeeeee project. 

The new goth bar in Portland. That's the GRILLED CHEESE OF DARKNESS. The drink is Dr. Raven's Reserve, a coconut rum-pineapple juice-spritzer concoction. Says the menu, "Dr. Raven's SMOKING green tonic will have you walking like a monster." 

That's "house made BLACK blighted bread". 

Self explanatory. I will put my head in one of these whenever and wherever I see them. 

And that's what I do when left to my own devices, deathlings. Are you not entertained?

But don't fret, amidst all the karaoke and grilled cheese sandwiches I haven't forgotten you, dear Patrons. We have two Patron-only videos coming out on August 10th and in early September. These aren't vlogs, these are videos crafted by the team just for your eyeballs – all eyeballs at all pledge levels! You'll be notified via email when those videos drop, or just check back here. 

(But there will be vlogs, $10+ Patrons, no worries.)

We also have new Patron exclusives in the works – content, merch, perks – so stay tuned for those. Seriously, there's so much to unveil in the fall. Team Death may have been playing hard this summer, but we've also been working hard. 

Can't wait to show you what we've been up to! Until then stay safe & well, and if you find a novelty cut-out to stick your face into at a tourist trap, I highly recommend it.

Caitlin